under the willow
cs:go beta keys
On it chief. If you're too lazy to write a short story then they're too lazy to give you a key is how I see it.
this is some crazy ass muzzle, at first I thought they added a flamethrower
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't rhyme for shit
Give me a beta key
There once was a lad named Phago
Who spent his time building with LEGO.
But he realized this waste
And shouted with haste
"I'd much rather play CS:GO!"
Since I heard of the beta I couldn't have gotten a wink of sleep if I tried,
If I told you I wasn't excited for this then I'll tell you the truth: I'd have lied;
Another day passes when I have no access and I bear the pain less and less,
To be somewhat honest I don't play much CS 'cause I am a noob... I digress;
The Gabens of old tell of casual mode,
Where noobs like me can survive;
And the graphics, the views,
It looks shiny and new,
It all makes me feel alive;
It all looks fantastic,
The bombs look bombastic,
I can't wait to dive in and play;
Exhausted of options I thought up a limerick,
For I can see no other way.
If this doesn't win, I'll be extremely disappointed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
COD is shit,
CS:GO will do
These poem contests are dumb as shit why not just do a random chance thing.
Hidden, crouching noob
Never good at counter-strike
Will learn, will improve
der wns was a noob hoo cudnt noscope (scrub)
pick up weel gun noob uninstall gem
I think I might win.
Quothed the raven,
"thine bomb hast been planteth"
At least its the same as other CS games.
DMGaina (RADIO): Get in position and wait for my go
DMGaina (RADIO): Sector clear.
DMGaina (RADIO): Get out of there, it’s gonna blow!
DMGaina (RADIO): Report in, team.
DMGaina (RADIO): Enemy down.
Admin: -You have been kicked from the server for voice command spam-