Hello Facepunch I have been up to many things recently and one of them is that I have made a raps mixtape.
A. Well, yeah. But, it is not terrible! Honing my skills in the brutal Facepunch Rap Battles (I can't find any of them lol), and in the field of songs about Facepunch members, I have achieved some degree of proficiency.
And so without further declamations may I present The Super Excellent Mixtape:
Q. WHY DOES IT SAY I HAVE TO PAY 5 DOLLAR
A. You can listen to the whole thing on Bandcamp. I set it up so people can choose their own price (including free) to download it, but then Bandcamp was like "only 200 people can get it for free a month, lol", so now it has a minimum price of $5. It'll go back to being free sometime this month, so if you really want it for free you can check back later. Also I think Cosmic Duck has a download link for it.
It has songs about me being cool, me being lame, posting on Facebook, and the hit tv show My Little Horse. It also has a song about orcas.
WARNING: this mixtape was recorded in large part before saying "swag" a lot stopped being funny and started being really annoying. So I apologize for slight untimeliness of this release. For what small comfort it is, it's not on all the songs.
I hope you like it.