First person to guess what map Im up to in Doom 2 wins nothing.
Heres a hint: Its between Map 07 and Map 09 and the answer is Map 08: Tricks and Traps.
Sorry for making this so difficult to win nothing, but its quite an expensive prize.
You appear as a BURLY COSSACK in the spawn room. You EAT YOUR STEAK and brandish your BRASS KNUCKLES as you emerge to take on the enemy.
There is an ENEMY SNIPER charging at the PYRO with his SMG. What do you do?
My life is now complete
He calls you a noob faggot.
You do not know why you even offered. Your ROCKET LAUNCHER is not tradeable, because it is a stock weapon.
You go to the POINT.
On the way, you see a PONY spray painted on a wall. It has text relating to some dead memetic joke from 3 years ago.
You spray ADRIEN BRODY over it.
You also see ANIME PORNOGRAPHY. You take 30 minutes to MASTURBATE.
weird round of TF2 i just had, a speed hacking spy with some sort of script that allowed him to backstab always when reached the back of the hitbox. Seriously why people even uses hacks.
You threaten to HACK THE PYRO using your UBER LEET HAXXORS.
(During the trade, you both are killed by the SNIPER.)
The PYRO does not take your threat seriously.
tho it did fucked up my stats :V
You close the game and you see that while you were playing, your COUSIN messaged you on FACEBOOK to say that your BELOVED AUNTIE JOAN had died.
You also see that your POST ON FACEPUNCH accrued an unprecedented 78 DUMB RATINGS.
You decide to check your FAVORITE TF2-RELATED RAFFLE SITE, TF2RAFFLE. You have LOST EVERY RAFFLE YOU ENTERED, and a RUSSIAN CHILD with a TROLLFACE AVATAR and 0 REP has won your raffle.
You look for your cat. You find a LARGE PILE OF FECES and a note from the cat telling you that you are a DEPRESSING, FAT, OBESE PILE OF GREASE.
You decide to masturbate to GERMAN BDSM SCAT PORNOGRAPHY.
YOU SCORED: 413/450 possible points