No one abhors flies as much as I do. For years these creatures have tormented me as I ate, read, anything. Today, 5 motherfucking flies managed to sneak in because my little brother forgot to shut the garage door. I decided to the take the battle to these motherfucking vuvuzela incarnates by luring them into the laundry room since it has a blindingly bright fluorescent light. There, I shut all doors and for the next 10 minutes spasmed around like a hobo on his final crack fix as I sucked in these fat buzzing bastards off the walls as they sat there gleaming, mocking me. Hell, I was so fucking determined, I managed to capture 3 of em out of the air. All in all, a successful conquest.
in the dirt and rubble, I found 2 of them inside. one of them was alive, and tried to get up, but the amount of dust covering him ensured his lack of success.
The one on the left is alive
Video coming soon
Here's the video, you can see teh one on the left is alive
Audio swapped because of crappy sound
Fuck, I should be some sort secret ops agent or some shit