1. Post #1
    Mechanical_Chicken's Avatar
    June 2009
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    Think and read before you post. This thread is about the comic, not the religion. I don't want this thread turning into another religion-fueled shit-war.

    So, the other day a guy walked up to my friend during lunch at school and gave him this little comic pamphlet and said "It's a good read" and walked away. So he brought it to class next period and showed it to me. I laughing at this so hard. Turns out it was a christian anti-evolution propaganda comic. I wasn't laughing at it because it was anti-evolution, I laughed at it because it was pure shameless propaganda. So I found the website and got the comic to share with you all.

    You don't even have to believe in evolution to know this is going too far









    Blond hair, blue eyes, master race, final solution...
    That's right! evolution is going to cause another holocaust.














    This website makes a lot of comics like this, but aren't as bad as this one. Mostly just comics teaching christian values, which is fine. They have made a lot though, so there must be one or two more lulzy ones in there.

    http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

    This comic's name was "Moving on up"

    This comic was in one of the posts. It's very lulzy because it is also about evolution and is just as bad http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp
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  2. Post #2
    Garion vz. 2's Avatar
    August 2009
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    Oh god I laughed so hard

    The pre-teen hitler looks like he's about to shoot laser beams out of his eyes every other panel
    Love how they portray the black kid with the stereotypical huge lips too

    Also

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    I'M A MASSIVE FAGGOT AND LOVE COCKS
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    June 2007
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    nazi comic
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  4. Post #4
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    June 2009
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    Wow, that's gold.
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  5. Post #5
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    September 2007
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    I laugh at religious people who do anything to try and prove us wrong.
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  6. Post #6
    It.
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    January 2009
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    Just because you're not Christian doesn't mean you can't have morals...
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  7. Post #7
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    July 2006
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    HOLY SHIT :irony: on the second panel in comic 1.
    Only Science knows that!
    Science knows EVERYTHING!


    Now according to god
    god knows everything so god knows where we came from.


    I mistake a g for a c. jesus, you guys are spelling nazis.
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  8. Post #8
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    Wow, glad to see Christians are still being stupid.
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  9. Post #9
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    What the fuck is with his eyes?
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  10. Post #10
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    January 2006
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    And they say muslims are nuts? :raise:
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  11. Post #11
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    Also, lol if god didn't exist the devil wouldn't! since god inadvertently created him.

    Edited:

    And they say muslims are nuts? :raise:
    nah their religion is rock solid. Just that some people following the optional pillar called Jihad, and some take it in a different sense then others and strap bombs onto themselves.
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  13. Post #13
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    August 2008
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    Can't we just find a compromise between creationists and evolutionists and get along?

    nazi comic
    This is what happens when you don't read the original post and only read the replies.
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  14. Post #14
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    January 2008
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    Just because you're not Christian doesn't mean you can't have morals...
    Yes, but just because you believe in God it does'nt mean that OMGZ THE BIBLE IS THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING AND WHATEVER IS WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK IS ALWAYS RIGHT HURRRR /caps

    I believe in God, but I am also a smart person who believes in evolution and other rational things.
    Religion does not tell you how shit happened, it tells you why.
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  15. Post #15
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    April 2008
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    I somehow beliave these comics actually help people learn about evolution..
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  16. Post #16
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    January 2007
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    I completely agree with the kid.

    Except for the whole Aryan race shtick.
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  17. Post #17
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    I went to a catholic school for grade school and i openly expressed the fact that i believed in evolution. My teacher went nuts and tried to prove me wrong so i asked her.
    "So creationism is how we came to be correct?"
    "Yes"
    "Do you have any proof to offer me in retort?"
    "God is all the proof"
    "I mean tangible evidence"
    "God."

    She tried the same to me and asked for proof about evolution, and you all know all the shit that supports it.

    She gave me detention for that and called my parents.
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2009
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    Fucking religion.

    :facepalm:
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  19. Post #19
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    also according to Catholicism:
    We are all the product of mass incest. Which in turn is also a sin.

    Edited:

    god i love my faith.
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  20. Post #20
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    Looks like satire or some shit.

    Or nazi propaganda.
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  21. Post #21
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    April 2006
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    I don't know how they expect anyone to take heed of that when it's so exaggerated. When did you last see a little kid running around telling everyone he was a god? And that morals were a load of drivel made by religious nuts?

    I don't like being implied as being an ultra-racist with no morals just because I'm not a christian. Whoever made that comic can fuck off.
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  22. Post #22
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    August 2005
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    I'm gonna have to call a poe on this.
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  23. Post #23
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    April 2009
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    Don't believe in a bleeding jew on a cross and go to hell?

    I'm SOOOO totally going to be a Christian now!

    /sarcasm
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  24. Post #24
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    August 2009
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    Yea, because changes in the genetic code are soooooooooo much less believable then some omnipotent being popping all this shit here in seven days.
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  25. Post #25
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    also according to Catholicism:
    We are all the product of mass incest. Which in turn is also a sin.

    Edited:

    god i love my faith.
    It's funny because it's true :haw:
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  26. Post #26
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    Damn you satan, for giving away low-grade condoms!
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  27. Post #27
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    July 2006
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    Wait jesus isn't banned in schools. In Pennsylvania you are required in your freshman year to learn about Catholicism. Hinduism, Buddhism,Judaism, and Muslim in history class.
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  28. Post #28
    VladimirPutin's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Wait jesus isn't banned in schools. In Pennsylvania you are required in your freshman year to learn about Catholicism. Hinduism, Buddhism,Judaism, and Muslim in history class.
    Islam you ignorant fuck.
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  29. Post #29
    "some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool"
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    I want to go to a religious school and drive the teachers mad.
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  30. Post #30
    HUGE RACIST
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    January 2005
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    Can't we just find a compromise between creationists and evolutionists and get along?
    Yeah! We can teach evolution in 50% of science classes, and teach creationism in the other half

    Maybe we can compromise with people who think George Bush did 9/11 by just putting him in jail for half as long

    And compromise with 2012 disaster theorists by only expending half the disaster-relief resources we would if we actually thought it was going to happen

    This is a great idea why didn't anyone ever think of this before
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  31. Post #31
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    I remember when religion was cool...
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  32. Post #32
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    I hate how they assume that because we don't follow Christian values that we throw out our morals and do whatever we want.

    I'm a fucking nice guy, goddamn it.
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  33. Post #33
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    July 2009
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    Yeah! We can teach evolution in 50% of science classes, and teach creationism in the other half

    Maybe we can compromise with people who think George Bush did 9/11 by just putting him in jail for half as long

    And compromise with 2012 disaster theorists by only expending half the disaster-relief resources we would if we actually thought it was going to happen

    This is a great idea why didn't anyone ever think of this before
    How about we occupy only half of iraq?

    Seems fair.
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  34. Post #34
    It.
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    January 2009
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    Yes, but just because you believe in God it does'nt mean that OMGZ THE BIBLE IS THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING AND WHATEVER IS WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK IS ALWAYS RIGHT HURRRR /caps

    I believe in God, but I am also a smart person who believes in evolution and other rational things.
    Religion does not tell you how shit happened, it tells you why.
    I never said it did, did I? I'm a believer of God too genius.
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  35. Post #35
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    January 2009
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    "Evolution does away with morals!"

    Hahah, oh wow.



    Oh my god.
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  36. Post #36
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    I remember when religion was cool...
    Like 2000 years ago.
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  37. Post #37
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    Like 2000 years ago.
    You're making the mistake that all religion is the same.
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  38. Post #38
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    July 2009
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    It's hilarious how most of the Bible was written 150 - 300 years after the supposed death of Jesus.

    Imagine playing Chinese whispers for that long, oh gee I wonder what would happen.
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  39. Post #39
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    November 2007
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    Why can't they leave us the fuck alone instead of shoving religion down our throats.
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  40. Post #40
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    Yes, but just because you believe in God it does'nt mean that OMGZ THE BIBLE IS THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING AND WHATEVER IS WRITTEN IN THIS BOOK IS ALWAYS RIGHT HURRRR /caps

    I believe in God, but I am also a smart person who believes in evolution and other rational things.
    Religion does not tell you how shit happened, it tells you why.
    This.

    Most Christians don't take the bible literally. I'm a Christian and believe in Christianity for faith, not science. I don't believe the red sea was parted and shit like that but I do believe in the morals of the bible and such.

    Also religion isn't bad at all. What about all the charities that go to third world countries?
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