1. Post #1681
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    July 2007
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    no no no you dont want to read it

    it has    dick guillotines   
       Dicks that cut people's heads off?    
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  2. Post #1682
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    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
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    This is so incredibly gay. I don't know how they managed to be so gay without running afoul of youtube's guidelines.
    You think that's gay?
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  3. Post #1683
    Skeleton Porn-Star
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  4. Post #1684
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  5. Post #1685
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    Paramud's Avatar
    November 2008
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    I genuinely thought that was just a picture of pewdiepie before I realized who was tweeting
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  6. Post #1686
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  7. Post #1687
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  8. Post #1688
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  9. Post #1689
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    May 2012
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    asking_for_relationship_advice.jpg
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  10. Post #1690
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    September 2012
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    That's illegal, you are under arrest.
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  11. Post #1691
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    August 2012
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    404'd
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  12. Post #1692
    DID I MENTION I PLAY BANJO
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    July 2010
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  13. Post #1693
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  14. Post #1694
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    September 2010
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  15. Post #1695
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       og content don't steal   
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  16. Post #1696
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
    14,630 Posts

       og content don't steal   
    Well there was an Elder Scrolls game on N-Gage. It runs at a silky smooth sub-12 framerate and has a draw distance that makes Silent Hill look like a expansive summer view, but it exists.
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  17. Post #1697
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    July 2011
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  18. Post #1698
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    April 2010
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    Indie wrestling can be topical
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  19. Post #1699
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  20. Post #1700
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  21. Post #1701
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    December 2012
    14,136 Posts
    No kidding, this happened at our theaters too.
    Old Gold.
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  22. Post #1702
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    July 2011
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  23. Post #1703
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    November 2008
    14,166 Posts
    but is that pizza kosher?
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  24. Post #1704
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    June 2009
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  25. Post #1705
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    August 2010
    22,668 Posts
    A harrowing story of vodka, gopniks and kompot.
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  26. Post #1706
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    August 2012
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  27. Post #1707
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  29. Post #1709
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    June 2010
    1,441 Posts

    2. How does Netflix decide what TV shows to produce?

    At Netflix, we take a very data-driven approach, using sophisticated computer algorithms to analyze viewer activity and find out what people want to watch. Unfortunately, it turns out that the public more than anything craves a pornographic TV show called Galactic Tentacle Knights. This would be a live-action TV show about medieval knights that are transported to the future, and now fly through space having sex with alien tentacles. Also, their swords are magic and have the power to transform into giant penises. Galactic Tentacle Knights would be the most highly rated TV show of all time, but I refuse to produce it because itís horribly perverted. Fortunately, the computer also suggests other TV show ideas that donít involve tentacle porn, which is how we developed programs like House Of Cards and Orange Is The New Black.

    5. Netflix has reportedly gone billions of dollars into debt in order to produce new content. Is this kind of spending sustainable?

    We may be losing money at the moment, but a wealthy foreign investor emailed me yesterday to offer $50 billion in exchange for a single night with the entire cast of Stranger Things once they turn 18. I think thatís a pretty reasonable amount, and it should allow Netflix to keep producing critically acclaimed, fan-favorite television shows for years to come.
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  30. Post #1710
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    July 2011
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    Awww, the abusive/negligent bipolar dickwad dad does care for his son.
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  31. Post #1711
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    December 2009
    4,481 Posts
    but is that pizza kosher?
    Only if you buy it with bitcoen
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  32. Post #1712
    Go Shuya! You can do it Shuya!
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    December 2005
    4,582 Posts
    Here's a joke for everyone:

    Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    (User was permabanned for this post ("Attempted mass murder of the german userbase" - Mezzokoko))
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  33. Post #1713
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  34. Post #1714
    Brought to you by the letter B
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  35. Post #1715
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    January 2005
    9,104 Posts

       og content don't steal   


    Call the cops, i don't give a fuck.
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  36. Post #1716
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  37. Post #1717
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    July 2011
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  38. Post #1718
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    September 2011
    4,342 Posts
    Here's a joke for everyone:

    Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer?

    Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
    (User was permabanned for this post ("Attempted mass murder of the german userbase" - Mezzokoko))


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  39. Post #1719
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  40. Post #1720
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    April 2009
    1,971 Posts
    Found on Quora today.

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