1. Post #601
    Gold Member
    LennyPenny's Avatar
    December 2011
    2,359 Posts
    Just stream in slow motion if you want to keep quality up

  2. Post #602
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Confuzzed Otto's Avatar
    July 2011
    9,229 Posts
    Doubt people wanna see that

  3. Post #603
    My favorite NSA triggers are small pox cyber terror brown out
    Birdman101's Avatar
    November 2009
    9,584 Posts
    I think my storage guy might be the bastard operator from hell, but right now hes working in my favor.


    If i never post again, assume ive had a deadly encounter with the number 3 waffle iron.
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  4. Post #604
    illuminati.4gran.org
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    December 2012
    12,731 Posts
    Doubt people wanna see that
    Watching is only one portion of streaming,
    Character is the biggest, you need a decent character to be able to actually have a succesful streaming career, and use that to outweigh a bad looking stream

    But also note these,
    streaming on twitch currently doesn't have free transcodes, your bitrate out is what everyone has to receive up until your stats are good enough for Amazon to care about giving you transcode bandwidth. (this is why Australian streamers stream at lower quality)

    The old max ingest bitrate for twitch is your current upload speed (this will probably kill your download? unsure on your configs), this was actually upped to 6000kb/s within the last week (Beam still tanking at 10Mbit/s, because 4k)

    🍞band2
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  5. Post #605
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    Trekintosh's Avatar
    May 2012
    8,434 Posts


    My school has decided that the QoS will now apply to me as well apparently, rest in peace streamer dreams
    No speed tests! I almost uploaded my own Speedtest once I saw your post! Don't trigger any relapses.
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  6. Post #606
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    September 2009
    1,974 Posts
    No speed tests! I almost uploaded my own Speedtest once I saw your post! Don't trigger any relapses.
    n-n-n-no...it's contagious



    (please don't kill me i just wanted to show off my symmetrical connection)

    (User was banned for this post ("No speedtests" - Kiwi))
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  7. Post #607
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    18,943 Posts
    Mooooooooooooooooooods they're posting them again
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  8. Post #608
    [img][b][color=red]Fuck this isnt HTML[/color][/b][/img]
    BackSapper's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,796 Posts
    Where is based Kiwi when we need him???

  9. Post #609
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    28,989 Posts
    Why is Swappa so horrible?

    I'm trying to sell a phone, and with no accessories and in fair condition, I have it listed at $20 less than the next cheapest listing of this phone.

    50% of my comments are "Can you do X amount?"

    I'm about ready just to list it on eBay instead, Jesus Christ. It's already the cheapest listing by $20 and this isn't Craigslist, fuck off with the haggling.

  10. Post #610
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    Dr. Evilcop's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,385 Posts
    Why is Swappa so horrible?

    I'm trying to sell a phone, and with no accessories and in fair condition, I have it listed at $20 less than the next cheapest listing of this phone.

    50% of my comments are "Can you do X amount?"

    I'm about ready just to list it on eBay instead, Jesus Christ. It's already the cheapest listing by $20 and this isn't Craigslist, fuck off with the haggling.
    List it for higher than you'd sell it for if people on swappa haggle
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  11. Post #611
    illuminati.4gran.org
    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
    12,731 Posts
    Actually, speaking of speedtests, did a few today
    ISP is limiting my connection to my off-shore

    Plex has to run in 480p transcodes to even work

  12. Post #612
    Wait... so if I write anything here, it's going to show up under my name?
    B!N4RY's Avatar
    December 2009
    8,725 Posts
    i nominate kiwi as the best moderator of 2017
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  13. Post #613
    SK17a
    garychencool's Avatar
    October 2010
    20,554 Posts
    Having a beater laptop (aka my Thinkpad) was a great idea this past weekend. I was doing video switching/TD for an event and I didn't want to leave my better laptop there while dances were going on. I still had to load something onto the projector screen so it was there for basically anyone to control the ATEM switcher if needed. Also it was good to have it so someone else can make graphics and put them on screen while I focus on video switching on like the 5 cameras we had. Fun times.
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  14. Post #614
    kill yourself
    Protocol7's Avatar
    June 2006
    28,989 Posts
    List it for higher than you'd sell it for if people on swappa haggle
    The thing I totally forgot to mention in my caffeine-less Monday morning stupor is this is after people have undercut me. People selling phones in better condition and actually with accessories. Like I get it, they want to sell shit fast too, but don't undercut the listing for a phone in worse condition and with no accessories, you fucking idiot.

    Like it's just frustating that I'm selling my phone for dirt cheap because it's an old phone in shit condition and I'd rather have a few extra bucks than a paperweight, and people are just stupid assholes.

    I ended up telling everyone "I've adjusted the price but please do not haggle."

    It's no matter to me, if everyone wants to undercut me I'll tank the price of the phone in 24 hours.
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  15. Post #615
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    May 2012
    8,434 Posts
    I wonder what useragent a 2DS shows up as.

  16. Post #616
    [img][b][color=red]Fuck this isnt HTML[/color][/b][/img]
    BackSapper's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,796 Posts
    God I hate scammers that lock up a computer with Syskey.

    It's such a mild annoyance to reload the backed up registries, especially when I shut off the computer in a working state and didn't bother to check if someone put a password on before I backed up the computer.

  17. Post #617
    I wasted a dollar on a stupid title.
    nikomo's Avatar
    September 2007
    18,943 Posts
    I want to just drop this in here for someone when they get the chance to read it.
    The speedtest thing isn't a new rule. If you check my ban history (which is both varied and long, but thankfully better in recent times), you'll see a ban for posting a speedtest 76 months ago.
    It's not new and it's clearly stated in the OP.
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  18. Post #618
    [img][b][color=red]Fuck this isnt HTML[/color][/b][/img]
    BackSapper's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,796 Posts
    Maybe we should have a Facepunch CIPWTTKT Speedtest holiday and circlejerk about how good/shitty our ISPs are.
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  19. Post #619
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    Kiwi's Avatar
    September 2011
    24,685 Posts
    Maybe we should have a Facepunch CIPWTTKT Speedtest holiday and circlejerk about how good/shitty our ISPs are.
    Mod approved idiot cull.
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  20. Post #620
    Benedict Kiwibatch
    Call Me Kiwi's Avatar
    January 2012
    1,285 Posts
    Who in the fuck decided that the port flags for ssh and sftp should be lowercase and capital p respectively.
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  21. Post #621
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    January 2008
    11,000 Posts
    So I fucking got 3/4 of the way through pulling my LAN apart to upgrade to a new 1U switch when I discovered that the fucker isn't full gigabit. It's 10/100 with four ports at the end which ARE gigabit. FUCK!

    Are there any mildly new gigabit switches out there that are 1U and don't have a million fucking fans in them that go REEEEEEE all the time?
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  22. Post #622
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    Dr. Evilcop's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,385 Posts
    Jesus christ funimations website is legitimately unusable. I cannot watch a video for more than ten seconds before it gets stuck buffering then fails. This is regardless of what browser or device I'm on.

    And I'm supposed to pay for this service?
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  23. Post #623
    Mr Jazz
    Makol's Avatar
    January 2009
    31,203 Posts
    Jesus christ funimations website is legitimately unusable. I cannot watch a video for more than ten seconds before it gets stuck buffering then fails. This is regardless of what browser or device I'm on.

    And I'm supposed to pay for this service?
    Daisuki is pretty bad too.
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  24. Post #624
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    Dr. Evilcop's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,385 Posts
    Guess I'll fuck off and wait for KissAnime to upload it so I can actually watch the thing I wanted to watch despite trying to pay for and use the legitimate service

  25. Post #625
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    Kiwi's Avatar
    September 2011
    24,685 Posts

    Fabulous combinations and yes I just did get a CM Quickfire XTi in MX Blue.
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  26. Post #626
    [img][b][color=red]Fuck this isnt HTML[/color][/b][/img]
    BackSapper's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,796 Posts

    So my friend is drunk...

    Edited:

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  27. Post #627
    I've got a bad feeling about this
    Dennab
    December 2007
    3,359 Posts
    Is he single?
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  28. Post #628
    [img][b][color=red]Fuck this isnt HTML[/color][/b][/img]
    BackSapper's Avatar
    February 2009
    2,796 Posts
    Is he single?
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  29. Post #629
    I've got a bad feeling about this
    Dennab
    December 2007
    3,359 Posts
    I'm flattered, heartbroken, and incredibly confused.
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  30. Post #630
    FranticTaco's Avatar
    January 2012
    3 Posts
    I'm flattered, heartbroken, and incredibly confused.


    Well you should feel good, my second post since my account in 2012, you're worth a lot to me.
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  31. Post #631
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    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
    9,852 Posts
    What even is this thread anymore?
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  32. Post #632
    FranticTaco's Avatar
    January 2012
    3 Posts
    What even is this thread anymore?
    Server reproduction.

    Preserving our technologies.
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  33. Post #633
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    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
    9,852 Posts
    Server reproduction.

    Preserving our technologies.
    And speedtests
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  34. Post #634
    insert long title here
    SEKCobra's Avatar
    January 2009
    14,639 Posts
    So I fucking got 3/4 of the way through pulling my LAN apart to upgrade to a new 1U switch when I discovered that the fucker isn't full gigabit. It's 10/100 with four ports at the end which ARE gigabit. FUCK!

    Are there any mildly new gigabit switches out there that are 1U and don't have a million fucking fans in them that go REEEEEEE all the time?
    That's basically why people love the HP switches.
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  35. Post #635
    SK17a
    garychencool's Avatar
    October 2010
    20,554 Posts
    OK Atmos ssd readers are garbage
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  36. Post #636
    illuminati.4gran.org
    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
    12,731 Posts
    Took like two weeks to not be 0.00

  37. Post #637
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    helifreak's Avatar
    May 2011
    6,357 Posts
    Ouch, that's gonna cut into the ramen fund.
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  38. Post #638
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    RoboChimp's Avatar
    October 2011
    5,108 Posts
    I figured out what Linus is going to get next:
    It would be great for simulating a human brain based ai.
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  39. Post #639
    Took like two weeks to not be 0.00
    what am I looking at?

  40. Post #640
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    LoneWolf_Recon's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,853 Posts
    I feel like for specific projects like that, you really ought to just setup a ram disk instead.

    And or be a good coder and run all your shit in cache.