1. Post #2001
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    May 2010
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    I thought Butlins was a nightmarish place for hen parties and sloshy 80s weekends now?
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  2. Post #2002
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    I once went to butlins, the accommodation was basically a portacabin.

    I then knew why people said prison is like butlins

  3. Post #2003
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    May 2009
    5,297 Posts
    you chattin shit?
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  4. Post #2004
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    17,727 Posts
    the theme of the tesco express regular customer

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  5. Post #2005
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    May 2009
    1,245 Posts
    Full of sheep and fuck all to do
    well there's an oxymoron ;)
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  6. Post #2006
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    January 2015
    265 Posts
    you chattin shit?
    We'll get them back in Lincolnshire style. Nick their tractors.

  7. Post #2007
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    July 2010
    1,898 Posts

    BBC is weird
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  8. Post #2008
    You're a big guy.
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    January 2011
    6,273 Posts
    I thought Butlins was a nightmarish place for hen parties and sloshy 80s weekends now?
    Holiday parks like Butlins really are relics from a bygone era, I don't know why you'd go to Butlins when you can fly to Spain for 30.

  9. Post #2009
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    May 2009
    2,499 Posts
    you chattin shit?
    To be fair, Skeg has fallen a long way from grace in the last 15 years.

  10. Post #2010
    Peng Weed Erryday
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    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    Is there a weekend Kindergarten Cop isn't on
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  11. Post #2011
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    May 2009
    10,323 Posts

    BBC is weird
    i can't be the only one thinking this is really bad taste and just unnecessarily edgelord shit
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  12. Post #2012
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    January 2005
    7,356 Posts
    Is there a weekend Kindergarten Cop isn't on
    That film is great

    Edited:

    ITS NOT A TUMAH
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  13. Post #2013
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    That film is great

    Edited:

    ITS NOT A TUMAH
    I think I've watched it nearly every month for the past year.

  14. Post #2014
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,530 Posts
    So my manager has just accidentally sent porn to our work's Whatsapp chat.
    It was a clip of spiderman getting his dick sucked and he's just attempted to say it was sent to him and it automatically spread to the chat. That poor poor bastard. Everyones took it well but if that happened to me i'd leave the country.
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  15. Post #2015
    Proudly supporting the JIDF
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    July 2010
    21,802 Posts
    manchester is such a shit place
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  16. Post #2016
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    June 2016
    27 Posts
    manchester is such a shit place
    The only issue I have with manchester is that to this day I have daily struggles trying to decipher the manchester accent

  17. Post #2017
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,968 Posts
    Oh boy I can't wait for the Tube Strike tomorrow.

  18. Post #2018
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    Rowtree's Avatar
    September 2008
    2,111 Posts
    wow first day back home and we've got a tube strike

    fuck life

  19. Post #2019
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    July 2010
    1,898 Posts
    This guy at my work got really happy when I told him that he had enough points to pay for his shopping. Then after we closed my supervisor went on an expletive marathon

  20. Post #2020
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    January 2012
    3,126 Posts
    My lecturer was talking about how our labs only have a small number of heat shrink guns and asked non UK citizens to keep working rather than joining the queue because the UK students probably can't help but get up and get in line
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  21. Post #2021
    Dennab
    July 2016
    590 Posts
    My father is considering applying to be commander of the British forces stationed in Souda Bay, on Crete.

    Well not "commander", or this that the right term? I just think it would be great but he'd be away for 6 months. However when i was a kid he was in Afghanistan but i can hardly remember that, i wonder what it'll be like when he's not here.

  22. Post #2022
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    November 2011
    4,754 Posts
    you're going to develop daddy issues
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  23. Post #2023
    Dennab
    July 2016
    590 Posts
    More like Island Issues since i'll probably cheat on England with Crete.

    Can't anyway, he applied too late and someone else got it. Rip.
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  24. Post #2024
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    January 2005
    7,356 Posts
    So my manager has just accidentally sent porn to our work's Whatsapp chat.
    It was a clip of spiderman getting his dick sucked and he's just attempted to say it was sent to him and it automatically spread to the chat. That poor poor bastard. Everyones took it well but if that happened to me i'd leave the country.
    Clearly he should receive pieces of spiderman related merchandise every week
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  25. Post #2025
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    November 2011
    4,754 Posts
    So my manager has just accidentally sent porn to our work's Whatsapp chat.
    It was a clip of spiderman getting his dick sucked and he's just attempted to say it was sent to him and it automatically spread to the chat. That poor poor bastard. Everyones took it well but if that happened to me i'd leave the country.
    https://youtub.be/22y_ZmCY4Bs

  26. Post #2026
    Peng Weed Erryday
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    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    Girl at work is insisting I give her some sheet that shows how much work has been done to "prove a point" to the fucking owner of the company that she did more of work than anyone else in the first hour of the day. It's not like she's kept this rate of work up for the entire project and didn't do much before Xmas, because apparently it takes forever to organise a Xmas do

    Some people have always got to stir shit, it's not the first time either. Can't just watch yourself. I knew what would happen when she was insisting on being given a work email. She's fucking delusional, I just imagine her sending emails out just because she has a business mail

    Edited:

    The big boss lives and works from Germany, he's got far more important things to think about. And the other senior person she wants to email spends his time driving up and down the country trying to get us new contracts. He literally has nothing to do with us, apart from presenting our findings and getting us work.

    I don't really know what to do other than tell her that I'm not letting her stir shit and she isn't having the sheet
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  27. Post #2027
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,530 Posts
    Just booked a canal boating weekend for my brothers stag.


  28. Post #2028
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    DiscoInferno's Avatar
    November 2008
    12,437 Posts
    Had a job interview today. It didn't go well.
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  29. Post #2029
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,530 Posts
    Had a job interview today. It didn't go well.
    Always going to be more out there. This stuff happens but don't let it drag you down too much.
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  30. Post #2030
    I survived Camp FP 2010
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    September 2005
    5,649 Posts
    Girl at work is insisting I give her some sheet that shows how much work has been done to "prove a point" to the fucking owner of the company that she did more of work than anyone else in the first hour of the day. It's not like she's kept this rate of work up for the entire project and didn't do much before Xmas, because apparently it takes forever to organise a Xmas do

    Some people have always got to stir shit, it's not the first time either. Can't just watch yourself. I knew what would happen when she was insisting on being given a work email. She's fucking delusional, I just imagine her sending emails out just because she has a business mail

    Edited:

    The big boss lives and works from Germany, he's got far more important things to think about. And the other senior person she wants to email spends his time driving up and down the country trying to get us new contracts. He literally has nothing to do with us, apart from presenting our findings and getting us work.

    I don't really know what to do other than tell her that I'm not letting her stir shit and she isn't having the sheet
    Just tell her

  31. Post #2031
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    Yeah I did and she spent the rest of the day sulking
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  32. Post #2032
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    2000 word essay due in thursday and im currently sitting on the big old 0 mark


    ive sat here for about 2 hours chain smoking and listening to flash and the pan and nothings making me tick

    motivation boys
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  33. Post #2033
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    November 2008
    12,437 Posts
    motivation: boys
    disgusting
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  34. Post #2034
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
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  35. Post #2035
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    May 2009
    582 Posts
    motivation boys
    Do it or you fail?

    Alternatively in the future partner up with a good mate on your course and each focus on a particular paper. Then send each other a copy, change some references and a lot of the wording. Won't help you now obviously, but if you're not bothered about learning a particular module or the subject itself too much then it's a cop out.

       Not speaking from experience or anything...   

  36. Post #2036
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    Do it or you fail?

    Alternatively in the future partner up with a good mate on your course and each focus on a particular paper. Then send each other a copy, change some references and a lot of the wording. Won't help you now obviously, but if you're not bothered about learning a particular module or the subject itself too much then it's a cop out.

       Not speaking from experience or anything...   
    I procrastinated instead with my flatmate who ended up putting makeup on me

    i now have makeup running down my face I look like one of chris brown's girlfriends
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  37. Post #2037
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    January 2012
    3,126 Posts
    Well I have revision and some work to do for next week so obviously I've done the only sensible thing and binge watched netflix.
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  38. Post #2038
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    July 2010
    1,898 Posts
    I procrastinated instead with my flatmate who ended up putting makeup on me

    i now have makeup running down my face I look like one of chris brown's girlfriends
    I wish I had friends like that.

  39. Post #2039
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    I wish I had friends like that.


    no you dont
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  40. Post #2040
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    January 2012
    3,126 Posts


    no you dont
    Hot.