1. Post #1921
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    November 2008
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    We don't even get to choose our own waifu?
    The waifu chooses the wizard, Mr Cyclocius.
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  2. Post #1922
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
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    I just hope I get a nice vanilla waifu that isn't a fey lolita with a chainsaw and a gun. That has to exist in some anime right?
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  3. Post #1923
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    July 2010
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    what are you lads up to for new years

    im just about to head down south to some mates for a party, nice little weekend of heavy drinking i guess
    Last time I was ill so I effect up watching Top Gear DVD's with my parents, and when it finished it was 12:30am and we missed the whole new year's thing.

    Probably the same this year but with more WKD

  4. Post #1924
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    January 2007
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    Should we start making and taking bets on how 2017 will go?

    Smart money is on another year of slowly slipping into a dystopic grey dirge of the Western world, but I've personally got my fingers crossed for some sort of civil war or revolution in a country that actually matters. Bonus points if things go nuclear.
    At the start of 2016 I joked about it being another year of unexpected celebrity deaths, Donald Trump and ISIS attacks. Then I predicted that Harper Lee, Gene Wilder, and an unnamed Labour MP would die this year. I'm not tempting fate this time because my powers are too strong.

    In other news I don't currently have plans because my dipshit friends haven't bothered asking me yet. If worst comes to worst, I have plenty of Christmas drinks to keep me company and I'm still a happy man.

  5. Post #1925
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    New years eve is always a bit wank for going out anyway. everything costs a fortune, everywhere is rammed, sorting taxis is always a nightmare, all the people who never go out go out and get really pissed and be general amateurs. The best nights out I've had at new year have been in weird sort of deserted pubs

    I think my pal's coming over with his missus and we'll just watch jools holland or something. We're boring gits now

    Edited:

    My new years resolution is to trick my girlfriend into buying a house with me
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  6. Post #1926
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    I think last NY being 17 we done a sort of house crawl thing where we went to all of our mates houses, and somehow managed to get alcohol from each of their parents, then drunkenly walked to McDonalds at about 11, trying to act sober infront of a bunch of police officers then walking home screaming happy new year at 12

    year before that me and my friend done a whole bottle of port between us and my friends had to carry me to sleep

    this year should be fun, first time going out but I know its going to be stupidly expensive but non of my friends know anyone thats having a house party

    Edited:

    Anyone got any lovely new year resolutions this year anyways?

    Im going for the obligatory cut down on smoking (and hopefully quit) then the actually go to the gym

    and be a generally positive person probably
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  7. Post #1927
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
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    Always that one cunt running around opening windows 'to let the new year in'.
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  8. Post #1928
    Per aspera ad astra
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    November 2010
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    Always that one cunt running around opening windows 'to let the new year in'.
    I have never heard of anyone doing that.
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  9. Post #1929
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    New years eve is always a bit wank for going out anyway.
    House parties all the way for NYE tbh.


    Im going for the obligatory cut down on smoking (and hopefully quit) then the actually go to the gym
    Same here but fuck knows it's not happening
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  10. Post #1930
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    I think last NY being 17 we done a sort of house crawl thing where we went to all of our mates houses, and somehow managed to get alcohol from each of their parents, then drunkenly walked to McDonalds at about 11, trying to act sober infront of a bunch of police officers then walking home screaming happy new year at 12

    year before that me and my friend done a whole bottle of port between us and my friends had to carry me to sleep

    this year should be fun, first time going out but I know its going to be stupidly expensive but non of my friends know anyone thats having a house party

    Edited:

    Anyone got any lovely new year resolutions this year anyways?

    Im going for the obligatory cut down on smoking (and hopefully quit) then the actually go to the gym

    and be a generally positive person probably
    Meet up with the Southampton facepunchers (there's another one at my uni somewhere as well...) ;)

    I guess try and actually learn to play my guitar reasonably well.
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  11. Post #1931
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    Meet up with the Southampton facepunchers (there's another one at my uni somewhere as well...) ;)

    I guess try and actually learn to play my guitar reasonably well.
    cheeky bastard, everytime we plan something I end up catching the flu your a bad influence on me

    (plan something for when i get back on the 9th ;) ;) ;) )

  12. Post #1932
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    I have never heard of anyone doing that.
    Then it's clear that you need to be that cunt.
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  13. Post #1933
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    i've working a nightclub tonight, pray for me
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  14. Post #1934
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    I'm going to a mates for drinks, probably gonna drink and consume some other substances, then go our town centre where the rest of the people we know will be, then go to somewhere for an after party, so should be a fun night if I don't have a mental breakdown lol

  15. Post #1935
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    July 2010
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    Half way into my shift I find out that we're closing an hour early
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  16. Post #1936
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    Happy new year everyone
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  17. Post #1937
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    May 2009
    582 Posts
    Happy new year everyone! Have a fantastic year!
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  18. Post #1938
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    Happy new year me old droogs!
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  19. Post #1939
    "Epic Leddit pwner :)"
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    You gits are too optimistic, but I still love you all <3
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  20. Post #1940
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    January 2012
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    Happy new year all you fucks.

    Another new year's resolution: I will continue to not do a sociology degree.
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  21. Post #1941
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    May 2009
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    Happy new year gents, I know it's just another year but I hope 2017 is good to you all
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  22. Post #1942
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    October 2006
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    Glad to see the back of 2016, could'nt fuck off soon enough for me.

    Hope 2017 is better.

  23. Post #1943

    September 2010
    183 Posts
    Been staying in London(up Watford) for about a week now, and I have to say it's pretty awesome. Still get confused with the roadways though. Happy New Years!

  24. Post #1944
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
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    Happy new year guys.

  25. Post #1945
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    work was okay
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  26. Post #1946
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    November 2006
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    ...And that's a place i wasn't expecting to see in Facepunch.

    A small world, isn't it?
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  27. Post #1947
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    work was okay
    why did you have to have the narcissists at the front

  28. Post #1948
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    May 2007
    213 Posts
    Happy Trump Inauguration And Article 50 Implementation Year!

  29. Post #1949
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    May 2009
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    why did you have to have the narcissists at the front
    i've no memory of work last night so can't help
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  30. Post #1950
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    November 2008
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    why did you have to have the narcissists at the front
    No matter where a narcissist stands, they consider it the front.
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  31. Post #1951
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  32. Post #1952
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    Dunno if any of you watched this, just looked for like a brief overview after watching Charlie Brookers 2016 wipe.


    I know that its gonna be one of those years thats burnt into memory definitely, especially considering I turned 18 on the 24th June

  33. Post #1953
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    August 2005
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    Three spreadsheets have gone missing over Xmas. Just disappeared for no apparent reason, nothing else seems to be touched.
    They're normally shared between about 3 of us, so I'm not sure if something weird has happened with that. Not the end of the world but it was log of where time has been spent for the past 2 months, that'll take hours to re do

  34. Post #1954
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    Three spreadsheets have gone missing over Xmas. Just disappeared for no apparent reason, nothing else seems to be touched.
    They're normally shared between about 3 of us, so I'm not sure if something weird has happened with that. Not the end of the world but it was log of where time has been spent for the past 2 months, that'll take hours to re do
    Whichever one disputes the hours they did likely deleted them for a new years bonus?

  35. Post #1955
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    August 2005
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    Nah, we've got a clock in/out app. This is just a log of man hours put into a project

    Which reminds me I've got to change the clock out times as I let em finish early on the 23rd paid for the rest of the day.
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  36. Post #1956
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    November 2008
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    How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?
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  37. Post #1957
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    January 2012
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    How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?
    First, you really should speak to a doctor if you aren't already. You're not well and you deserve help. Secondly, you bullshit them if you don't have a good reason.
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  38. Post #1958
    I survived Camp FP 2010
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    September 2005
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    How do you convince a company why you want to work for the when you don't care whether you wake up the next morning?
    Pander to whatever it is the company thinks highly of about itself.

  39. Post #1959
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    November 2008
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    I ended up just saying it's impressive how large they've gotten in such short a time. Because I literally have never heard of them until the job centre suggested I apply.

  40. Post #1960
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    My New Years rave up went so well the venue owner gave us the room hire for free 'cause he made so much on the bar. Fuck yeah cunts.
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