Just got an offer from the University of York. Going to wait on Sussex and Nottingham for their decisions but York seems like a really nice uni so I'm pretty stoked.
snip I don't wanna engage that guy from the last page actually
Oh did that polish guy come into your thread and say that too? He was in our thread and wrote the exact same thing
he was in the polish chat thread too, but he wrote it in polish for some reason
I'm no mi6 analyst but maybe it's because people in the polish chat speak polish.
just got told off for forgetting to open the window after doing a shit at me mum's gaff
ah do miss home like
I'm having a guilty pleasure overload. Blankety blank back on for a one-off, and the chuckle brothers are on it.
I am most likely going to be sanctioned for spending the day wrapping presents for people I actually care about rather than giving my time away to a faceless, uncaring corporation to pack endless presents for people I don't even know.
Merry crimbo cunts
Merry christmas let's get fucked
I'd rather learn no programming than learn Java. I'm already semi-experienced with c++ and LUA so.
I accidentally bought an extra Christmas choccy tray for my half-sister's spawn to unwrap at Christmas. I was going to wrap it up anyway and label it as "Ugly stupid loserface" and see who unwrapped it and declared themselves a ugle stupid loserface in the name of greed but my mother needed another present for my full-sister's spawn so I gave to her. What could have been...
Merry Christmas you fucking degenerates.
Merry christmas everyone! Time to get rat arsed.
merry xmas fams
have a peng day
Gold clipper is g tho
My family is watching Frozen and I need a way to get out of it. Help
Went for some food in a nice pub nearby. While waiting for desserts, my cousin cracks out some app where it'll give you a nationality and everyone has to mimic make the player guess it through the use of accents or national things eg English - drinks a lot of tea.
Well my cousin got 'German' and with 3 seconds left, both my nan and aunt in blind panic raised their arms in a nazi salute and shouted Heil Hitler in the middle of the fucking pub. Fucking devastating.
I don't know what I expected to be honest. I got two little taster bottles, one sloe gin and one dry gin. I had the sloe gin neat and it was top notch, I moved on to the dry gin and fuck me having it neat was a bad idea, tasted like yer nan's perfume. I only just realised after I choked on neat dry gin why people have it with tonic water or lemonade.