1. Post #1801
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,225 Posts
    Estate agents are shit. I've had em turn up without the right keys, occasions where we find a house we really like only to go back to their office and find it was let out days ago, "forget" to turn up, give us the wrong keys once we have signed and handed over the extortionate fee for them to send a fax.
    There's so much demand for housing estate agents can just do whatever they want, it doesn't really matter if they lose a potential tenant. Scum.

    My older brother used to be an estate agent
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  2. Post #1802
    Hezzy's Avatar
    January 2005
    8,340 Posts
    Estate agents are a fucking joke

    I had 5 viewings today for where I'll be moving to in January for Uni

    4 of the viewings fell through because the agents called in sick or just didn't turn up

    It was a 5 hour round trip for me

    Wankers
    Send them an invoice for your wasted time
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  3. Post #1803
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    Foxtons can go burn in hell.
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  4. Post #1804
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    June 2010
    7,204 Posts
    Estate agents and letting agents are all shit, especially in places like London where even a 2m x 3m room in a crack den with industrial amounts of damp will get let out for 550 a month in a few hours.

  5. Post #1805
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    BeAR!)'s Avatar
    August 2009
    2,428 Posts
    I don't hate that many people, but landlords and estate agents can all fuck off, never had a good experience with them

    Our current one refuses to fix problems with the house, lets herself in without any notice, and I'm sure I'll get shafted for my deposit at the end of the year

    My landlord from last year still owes me a deposit (that I should have been paid in August)

    scum scum scum
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  6. Post #1806
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    5,056 Posts
    I was lucky with mine. Decent fella and the agent was sweet. Even when my housemate trashed the place after I moved out

  7. Post #1807
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    May 2009
    10,737 Posts
    landlords don't keep deposits, the protection scheme do.

    issue court proceedings against the landlord and get 3 times your deposit back

  8. Post #1808
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    20,990 Posts
    so even when the head chef of a turtle bay cooks edibles, they don't get me high

    i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here

  9. Post #1809
    I paid $2 and all I got was this stupid title :(
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    so even when the head chef of a turtle bay cooks edibles, they don't get me high

    i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here
    Perhaps try using a vaporizer? You can't fuck it up, you just breathe.

  10. Post #1810
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    20,990 Posts
    Perhaps try using a vaporizer? You can't fuck it up, you just breathe.
    i'm fine with smoking, but i wanted the specific high that i've heard reported from edibles. my girlfriend said it was 'like the first time being high again' and hell if eating a brownie gon make my balls vibrate i'ma seek that out

  11. Post #1811
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    January 2010
    2,484 Posts
    Well after the ranty post lst night about the 4 estate agents and landlords that didn't turn up, I'll mention the guy who did:

    The guy turned up early and showed me around. Friendly enough, seemed to care about making sure his house was kept tidy. Showed me around the local area, including a quick walk to the campus (2 minutes.. amazing).

    I sent him the deposit last night and I'm moving in January
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  12. Post #1812
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
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    i'm fine with smoking, but i wanted the specific high that i've heard reported from edibles. my girlfriend said it was 'like the first time being high again' and hell if eating a brownie gon make my balls vibrate i'ma seek that out
    Depends if you smoke all day, or not. The only difference for me with edibles is I don't notice the onset until I'm really high, other than that it's just like being high, for a long time.

  13. Post #1813
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,209 Posts
    lads who drink ale, what's the best ale you've ever tried? mine's a local one called Worcestershire Way. Lovely.

  14. Post #1814
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
    10,144 Posts
    lads who drink ale, what's the best ale you've ever tried? mine's a local one called Worcestershire Way. Lovely.
    my favourites Harveys Sussex Ale
    I like Doombar too, but if I had the option between that and Spitfire or anything else from shepherds naeme I go for the SN stuff


    gotta love being the only 18 year old in the UK that drinks ale
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  15. Post #1815
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    January 2012
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    my favourites Harveys Sussex Ale


    I like Doombar too, but if I had the option between that and Spitfire or anything else from shepherds naeme I go for the SN stuff


    gotta love being the only 18 year old in the UK that drinks ale
    The life goal of one of my flatmates is to be old enough to drink ale at mid day in a pub without being judged.

  16. Post #1816
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    BeAR!)'s Avatar
    August 2009
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    i'm fine with smoking, but i wanted the specific high that i've heard reported from edibles. my girlfriend said it was 'like the first time being high again' and hell if eating a brownie gon make my balls vibrate i'ma seek that out
    What's the dose on the stuff you've had if you know?

    Not sure you'd get anything as strong here, but when I was in CO I tried a part of a Deca Dose brownie that put me on my arse - highly recommend, it was 175 mg THC in total but I didn't eat the whole thing

  17. Post #1817
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
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    The life goal of one of my flatmates is to be old enough to drink ale at mid day in a pub without being judged.
    thats literally me

    I dont know, I only drink lagar when im clubbing or at pre's, I cant drink it if im just casually out at the pub it just feels dirty to drink

    Edited:

    fucking eurofizz
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  18. Post #1818
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    August 2010
    3,323 Posts
    blue moon, erdinger, or brooklyn lager for me

  19. Post #1819
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
    10,144 Posts
    blue moon, erdinger, or brooklyn lager for me
    actually yea that brooklyn lager is pretty decent

    also anything from germany is good, wheatbeer is amazing you lot should try it if you get the chance

    you can drink soooo much of it and get trashed and not feel as shitty

  20. Post #1820
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    July 2010
    2,072 Posts
    hell if eating a brownie gon make my balls vibrate i'ma seek that out
    I think Ann Summers can help you with that

    Edited:

    I tried Koppaberg Mixed Fruits and god that was awful. So far all I really like is Strongbow

    Edited:

    Every time I drink alcohol I get a headache, is something wrong or am I a serious lightweight?

  21. Post #1821
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
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    April 2010
    10,144 Posts
    about balls vibrating

    for some reason, my balls always seem to vibrate violently after drinking some Monster.

    Relentless and Rockstar don't have this problem though, just monster

    Jagerbombs are literally painful if they used monsters...
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  22. Post #1822
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    January 2005
    8,340 Posts
    about balls vibrating

    for some reason, my balls always seem to vibrate violently after drinking some Monster.

    Relentless and Rockstar don't have this problem though, just monster

    Jagerbombs are literally painful if they used monsters...
    not sure that's supposed to happen mate
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  23. Post #1823
    I survived Camp FP 2010
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    September 2005
    5,805 Posts
    The life goal of one of my flatmates is to be old enough to drink ale at mid day in a pub without being judged.
    Bet he can't wait for his 15th birthday (nobody gives a fuck if you dont!)

    Edited:

    lads who drink ale, what's the best ale you've ever tried? mine's a local one called Worcestershire Way. Lovely.
    There are too many good ones to name a favourite but anything brewed by Copper Dragon is a winner

  24. Post #1824
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    June 2007
    1,429 Posts
    As someone who doesn't like beer or ales, I have to say Erdinger Weissbier (wheat beer) is pretty damn tasty. It's a shame not many supermarkets stock other types of wheat beers because you can get mild, sweet beers which suit my cider palate.

    Anyone a fan of jeremiah weed brew? Can't pinpoint it if it's a cider or not, but tasty as fuck tho.

  25. Post #1825
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    May 2009
    2,559 Posts
    Chesterfield's usual Big Issue seller who sings outside the Wilkos has been turfed out of his spot today by some babushka eternally squeaking "BEEG EESHU" like a faulty church organ. Do they ever actually make money out of it?
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  26. Post #1826
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    January 2005
    8,340 Posts
    Chesterfield's usual Big Issue seller who sings outside the Wilkos has been turfed out of his spot today by some babushka eternally squeaking "BEEG EESHU" like a faulty church organ. Do they ever actually make money out of it?
    they pay 1.25 per Big Issue and sell them for 2.50, profiting 1.25 each sale

  27. Post #1827
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    January 2010
    2,484 Posts
    The last time I saw someone selling Big Issue, he was shouting "SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT MONTH! BIG ISSUE!"
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  28. Post #1828
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,209 Posts
    Chesterfield's usual Big Issue seller who sings outside the Wilkos has been turfed out of his spot today by some babushka eternally squeaking "BEEG EESHU" like a faulty church organ. Do they ever actually make money out of it?
    Do they go to training camps for that or something?

    "BEEEEEEEG EEEEEEEEESHU LAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYDEEEEEE" - My local Big Issue seller.

    Edited:

    The life goal of one of my flatmates is to be old enough to drink ale at mid day in a pub without being judged.
    How old is he?
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  29. Post #1829
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    May 2009
    2,079 Posts
    about balls vibrating

    for some reason, my balls always seem to vibrate violently after drinking some Monster.

    Relentless and Rockstar don't have this problem though, just monster

    Jagerbombs are literally painful if they used monsters...
    never experienced this, but that original source mint & tea tree shower gel gets my balls tingling like nothing else
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  30. Post #1830
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,209 Posts
    never experienced this, but that original source mint & tea tree shower gel gets my balls tingling like nothing else
    Ever had a wank with it on your balls at the same time?
    Me neither.
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  31. Post #1831
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    January 2012
    3,060 Posts
    Do they go to training camps for that or something?

    "BEEEEEEEG EEEEEEEEESHU LAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYDEEEEEE" - My local Big Issue seller.

    Edited:


    How old is he?
    Chronologically 18, emotionally 55.

  32. Post #1832
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    January 2012
    2,689 Posts
    My boss is giving everyone a presentation tomorrow on "How to influence americans"

    Kill me

    Edited:


    Kill me now.
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  33. Post #1833
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    January 2005
    8,340 Posts
    "low context communications"

    sounds about right

  34. Post #1834
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    August 2010
    2,526 Posts
    Merry Christmas Nathan, you're no longer employed for no fault of your own.
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  35. Post #1835
    Gay Member #1
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    November 2009
    7,347 Posts
    so even when the head chef of a turtle bay cooks edibles, they don't get me high

    i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here
    LMAO which head chef is doin that, I know a fair few of those lads from the staff dos we do

  36. Post #1836
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    January 2012
    3,060 Posts
    Went to a christmas party with all my home friends and they're the fucking best.
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  37. Post #1837
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,209 Posts
    so even when the head chef of a turtle bay cooks edibles, they don't get me high

    i feel as if my metabolism is to blame here
    i did half a space cake in amsterdam and didnt give it enough time to kick in before i had a spliff, i was walking around the city like a fucking mannequin
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  38. Post #1838
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    May 2009
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    I just woke up 10 minutes before I was meant to be in work and rushed like a total fucking bellend, forgetting that I swapped shifts and I'm not in til 4. Why do I put myself in these situations?
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  39. Post #1839
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    January 2012
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    I got the scholarship I interviewed for a while ago, so really cool work and loadsa money

    Edited:

    In other news: tuition fees for current students are also going up by 250
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  40. Post #1840
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    November 2012
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    Dear European Friends, December 19th is another sad day for Europe. It symbolizes the total fall of the sick ideology of multiculturalism. We dedicate our prayers to victims and their families. But we cannot only pray. European cities, especially in Western Europe and Scandinavia, are not safe anymore. Paris, Brussels, Nice, Munich, Berlin Europe is full of blood. Innocent people have become victims of immigrants who dont belong to Europe. Everyone knows that it is only a matter of time before islamists organize another attack. Murders, rapes, robberies this is the new reality in Europe. But political leaders still invite immigrants to Europe. We have no doubts that the only one place for politicians like Angela Merkel is in prison. It is the last chance to rebel against those who destroy our Europe. It is also to time to put aside historical hostilities and stand together against multiculturalism and its result the islamization of Europe. We call all European patriots to a common effort. The future must belong to us! The All-Polish Youth

    (User was banned for this post ("Hopefully trolling" - Novangel))
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