1. Post #1721
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    metallics's Avatar
    September 2005
    5,649 Posts
    That's a really nice bit of kit metallics. If I were to have a road bike I'd like something like that, or a 70s standard Japanese bike. How are Triumphs for working on?

    I love bikes, I'm just too scared of other people on the road.
    It's brand new so I haven't done much to it - some bits I can already tell might be a bit of a pain due to the external modelling mimicking the classic styling - e.g. what looks like the exhausts is actually just an external shield over the actual exhausts which route under the bike into a catalytic converter/balance tube and back out.

    To be honest with you though, I didn't buy it to work on. It's a pure joy to roll about on a weekend, the noise it makes is fantastic and it looks damn good to boot!

  2. Post #1722
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    November 2006
    5,297 Posts
    Wow.

    I completely overshot my bus stop last night by at least 6 miles and ended up in the bum fuck of god knows where. I knew having that bottle opener with a taxi number would save my ass eventually.

    I think I'll lay off trying the craft beer for now.
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  3. Post #1723
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    October 2006
    4,535 Posts
    Hahahaha Is it a twist and go? Struggling to believe you'd get 80 out of it.

    In related news, I bought this beauty very recently:
    ooh that's nice, haven't been involved with motorbikes for a long time

    My dad bought a V-Max roughly 10 years ago, and then sold not too long after it became a frequent occurrence that he'd glance down at his speedo on the motorway and see he was doing significantly over the speed limit

  4. Post #1724
    Ninja101 is m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶u̶r̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶o̶d̶ a pancake face
    FreddiRox!'s Avatar
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    Wow.

    I completely overshot my bus stop last night by at least 6 miles and ended up in the bum fuck of god knows where. I knew having that bottle opener with a taxi number would save my ass eventually.

    I think I'll lay off trying the craft beer for now.
    Craft beer? More like daft beer, am I right fellas?

       Craft beer actually always sucks though, bun it.   
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  5. Post #1725
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    May 2009
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    ooh that's nice, haven't been involved with motorbikes for a long time

    My dad bought a V-Max roughly 10 years ago, and then sold not too long after it became a frequent occurrence that he'd glance down at his speedo on the motorway and see he was doing significantly over the speed limit
    It's impossible for me to speed on the motorway as my Golf starts vibrating very violently above 80mph

    Edited:

    obviously i found this out on a private road
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  6. Post #1726
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    June 2007
    1,265 Posts
    Had to double check this... Unless my eyes deceived me and the bbc advert is lying to me but Tom Hardy is going to be reading CBBC bedtime stories on New Years Eve. I wonder if he'll slip in one of his bane voices.

  7. Post #1727
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    November 2008
    12,434 Posts
    Had to double check this... Unless my eyes deceived me and the bbc advert is lying to me but Tom Hardy is going to be reading CBBC bedtime stories on New Years Eve. I wonder if he'll slip in one of his bane voices.
    It's all part of his plan.

  8. Post #1728
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    I can't wait for the day southern rail dies
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  9. Post #1729
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    January 2015
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    Need to make sure I get home for Christmas at least 5 days in advance, just in case rail lines close due to 1mm of snow.

  10. Post #1730
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    April 2006
    135 Posts
    Tesco on a sunday during december.
    Oh the joy.
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  11. Post #1731
    Roll a d100, 99? Deary me...
    cyclocius's Avatar
    January 2009
    8,968 Posts
    Moving house next Friday lads, spent all weekend boxing up shit I might want to hold onto. I realised I might be a hoarder of some description.
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  12. Post #1732
    I paid $2 and all I got was this stupid title :(
    benbb's Avatar
    June 2013
    2,008 Posts
    I'm going home Christmas Eve from Scotland to Grimsby (North East England). Wish me luck
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  13. Post #1733
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,273 Posts
    Got home for Christmas today, nothing like dropping a log on your own throne
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  14. Post #1734
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    July 2010
    1,898 Posts
    I'm still at work

    Edited:

    Maltesers aren't included in the meal deal what the fuck is this

  15. Post #1735
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    ayoooo let the binge eating/drinking season begin!

  16. Post #1736
    I paid $2 and all I got was this stupid title :(
    benbb's Avatar
    June 2013
    2,008 Posts
    ayoooo let the binge eating/drinking season begin!
    I love the winter/autumn because it makes you feel less guilty about going to the pub when it's dark earlier.

  17. Post #1737
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    also what the fuck I went over 10.000 posts lol

    I didn't even notice

  18. Post #1738
    dead60's Avatar
    June 2007
    1,265 Posts
    Who burnt those poor yorkshire puds? That's a crime against British values.

  19. Post #1739
    shatteredwindow's Boy Toy
    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
    5,890 Posts
    Who burnt those poor yorkshire puds? That's a crime against British values.
    you literally have to guess when you use the ovens in our halls

    everything always ends up burnt
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  20. Post #1740
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    June 2011
    2,495 Posts
    went to whp for the first time on sat, it fucking banged

    currently devoid of all emotion tho as my punishment for the 12 hour sesh

  21. Post #1741
    EXPLOOOSIONS!'s Avatar
    October 2012
    509 Posts
    you literally have to guess when you use the ovens in our halls

    everything always ends up burnt
    i feel this is like a university-life fact

    in the second year our oven had two modes: off and incinerate. you had to watch that shit like a hawk.

  22. Post #1742
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,530 Posts
    I put a Frey Bentos pie in once and returned 10 minutes later to find it aflame.
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  23. Post #1743
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    June 2012
    2,714 Posts
    Hahahaha Is it a twist and go? Struggling to believe you'd get 80 out of it.
    TOTALLY wasn't looking at km/h guys.
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  24. Post #1744
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    March 2012
    1,827 Posts
    Wow.

    I completely overshot my bus stop last night by at least 6 miles and ended up in the bum fuck of god knows where. I knew having that bottle opener with a taxi number would save my ass eventually.

    I think I'll lay off trying the craft beer for now.
    I've done that before, at 8 at night. I had to walk and the only way back (that I know of) was on a motorway. Not my best moment

  25. Post #1745
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    May 2009
    1,242 Posts
    just did a 9 hour shift without break because we're mega understaffed

    clearly had a negative effect because I went to Starbucks afterward and accidentally asked for a Zamorak, as in, the runescape god
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  26. Post #1746
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    July 2011
    9,764 Posts
    just did a 9 hour shift without break because we're mega understaffed

    clearly had a negative effect because I went to Starbucks afterward and accidentally asked for a Zamorak, as in, the runescape god
    Eh, common mistake.
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  27. Post #1747
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    November 2010
    6,336 Posts
    just did a 9 hour shift without break because we're mega understaffed

    clearly had a negative effect because I went to Starbucks afterward and accidentally asked for a Zamorak, as in, the runescape god
    http://2007.runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Guthix_rest

  28. Post #1748
    Per aspera ad astra
    Chains!'s Avatar
    November 2010
    9,131 Posts
    just did a 9 hour shift without break because we're mega understaffed

    clearly had a negative effect because I went to Starbucks afterward and accidentally asked for a Zamorak, as in, the runescape god
    What the fuck were you trying to order?

  29. Post #1749
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    IAreLegend's Avatar
    May 2009
    1,242 Posts
    I just wanted a latte but I read a friend's facebook message beforehand that mentioned runescape & zamorak for some stupid reason and it was just in my head
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  30. Post #1750
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    November 2008
    12,434 Posts
    10:00 "I'll just sleep for half an hour while waiting for the hot water."

    19:00 "Oh hey, guess I didn't want to fix my sleep schedule after all."
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  31. Post #1751
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    October 2006
    4,002 Posts
    So i got greeted with this today, it's fucking disgusting and yet I cried with laughter, shame i was about to eat dinner at the time it was shown to me.


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  32. Post #1752
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    August 2010
    3,031 Posts


    the honourable member stands to attention
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  33. Post #1753
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    May 2010
    5,873 Posts
    I still have trouble believing he's not a satirical character after watching HIGNFY.
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  34. Post #1754
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    March 2012
    1,827 Posts
    My heater in my room broke. No sleep for me. Going to have to phone in ill for college because I'm literally just going to end up passing out on the bus at this rate.

  35. Post #1755
    Per aspera ad astra
    Chains!'s Avatar
    November 2010
    9,131 Posts
    Fucking colds are so annoying. I just want to be able to breathe through my nose, and not wake up with a mouth dryer than your dead nans fanny.

  36. Post #1756
    El_Jameo's Avatar
    May 2009
    582 Posts
    I just want to be able to breathe through my nose
    Nasal spray. Sudafed is quite good. Literally on that stuff like there's no tomorrow when I have a cold.

  37. Post #1757
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,055 Posts
    Two guys were off sick yesterday with colds, one of them today. We could've finished the project we're doing tomorrow if they'd come in. And I came in with a cold last week so we'd have a better chance of finishing on time.

    This is why I still have 10 days to take by the end of the month (there's only 8 working days left before Xmas).

    Edited:

    Turned out my "I normally let you do what you want, but we need to work properly today" chat worked. Should hopefully finish just in time

  38. Post #1758
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    August 2010
    3,031 Posts

    looks like blackpool might implode on itself soon

    2 minutes of "ye a slag soph"

    Edited:

    the instrumental the only thing i enjoyed
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  39. Post #1759
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    March 2013
    72 Posts

    looks like blackpool might implode on itself soon

    2 minutes of "ye a slag soph"

    Edited:

    the instrumental the only thing i enjoyed

    aspins already replied, heating up
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  40. Post #1760
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    November 2010
    6,336 Posts

    aspins already replied, heating up
    track is some dot rotten dubplate they've took off logan sama's fabriclive one of my tracks of the year fckin ruined

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