1. Post #1681
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    Hamsteronfire's Avatar
    August 2010
    3,312 Posts
    congrats, now you get access to what is basically just WAYT but dog pictures and rami malek

    (i'm not saying *what* that is specifically though, you'll have to find out for yourself eh)

  2. Post #1682
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    January 2012
    3,048 Posts
    Is it 2k posts and 5 years then? If so I have a month or so to go.

    Edited:

    My coursework is due tomorrow and the intranet is broken so I can't hand it in (I am in labs all day)

  3. Post #1683
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    May 2009
    2,068 Posts
    congrats, now you get access to what is basically just WAYT but dog pictures and rami malek

    (i'm not saying *what* that is specifically though, you'll have to find out for yourself eh)
    wow it's terrible in there
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  4. Post #1684
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    May 2009
    10,734 Posts
    would i have made the 5 year mark?

    Edited:

    oh my life is awful
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  5. Post #1685
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    April 2016
    493 Posts
    My dog just threw up all over my bed. While I was sleeping there. Washing dog sick out while trying not to be sick yourself is so fun.
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  6. Post #1686
    Facepunch Resident Alcoholic!
    sphinxa279's Avatar
    July 2007
    9,147 Posts
    Mrs is off to Barcelona for the weekend, free house for me, time for hookers and blow.

  7. Post #1687
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    May 2009
    2,552 Posts
    Anyone else seen today's Daily Mail headline? "MPs speak for people"

    I mean... isn't that their fucking job?
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  8. Post #1688
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    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,221 Posts
    My car broke down, alternator is dead. I lost all my instruments and I thought I could limp home but the battery couldn't hack it and it died.

    Mrs is off to Barcelona for the weekend, free house for me, time for hookers and blow.
    Reality: lots of video games and masturbating. Weekends alone are the best.

  9. Post #1689
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    July 2007
    9,147 Posts
    Reality: lots of video games and masturbating. Weekends alone are the best.
    lmfao, it's gonna be a weekend of the last guardian, weed and booze and masturbating.

  10. Post #1690
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    windows098's Avatar
    March 2012
    1,866 Posts
    Just going to copy and paste this chatlog which I was talking to a friend while in the great lesson, british values.
    unironic depression: AH YEAH I'M IN MY FAVIOUTE LESSION
    unironic depression: WHERE WE TALK ABOUT HOW CONSPIRICY THEORIES ARE ILLEGAL AND THAT WE SHOULD LOVE BRITIAN
    Imapigtoo: wow that sounds like propaganda
    unironic depression: yeah that is literally
    unironic depression: the entire lession
    unironic depression: AH YES MY FAVIOUTE TOPIC OF THIS LESSON
    unironic depression: WHY THE ROYAL FAMILY ARE GREAT
    unironic depression: the lesson is literally
    unironic depression: "british values"
    unironic depression: that's the name of the lesson
    Imapigtoo: why is the royal family great?
    unironic depression: because its royal
    unironic depression: and because its british
    Imapigtoo: and because they don't crossbreed
    Imapigtoo: pure incest
    unironic depression: now we're learning about tea
    unironic depression: this is
    unironic depression: unironic
    Imapigtoo: tea?
    Imapigtoo: that you got from india
    unironic depression: yes
    unironic depression: china actually
    Imapigtoo: india and china
    Imapigtoo: tea is india's biggest export
    Imapigtoo: iirc
    unironic depression: "Why is democracy important?"
    unironic depression: someone then yelled "TRUMP 2016"
    unironic depression: good
    unironic depression: this is fucking unironic
    unironic depression: I love it
    Imapigtoo: the trumby always speagles his mind
    unironic depression: WHAT IS IMPORTANT ABOUT FISH AND CHIPS
    Imapigtoo: the CUCKS!!!111 cant handle his trulings facts
    Imapigtoo: do you want vinegar or salt?
    Imapigtoo: ye
    unironic depression: I want to die
    Imapigtoo: LONG
    Imapigtoo: RULE
    Imapigtoo: BRITANNIA
    unironic depression: BRITIAN IS SO DIVERSE WHICH EMBRACES EVERY CULTURE EVER
    Imapigtoo: what about the aboriginals in new zealand
    Imapigtoo: where did they go
    unironic depression: shhh
    unironic depression: deus vult
    Imapigtoo: ok
    unironic depression: "WE KILLED ALOT OF PEOPLE IN THE EMPIRE"
    Imapigtoo: tbh it's a bit unfair to judge based on previous actions
    Imapigtoo: like WAY previous
    unironic depression: "OUR HEALTH SERVICES ARE THE BEST"
    unironic depression: (even though its been intentionally underfunded to be sold off by the conservative goverment)
    unironic depression: I'm geniunely like
    unironic depression: this is some 1984 tier shit
    unironic depression: they actually showed us a video
    unironic depression: saying that if you saw someone watching conspiracy theories
    unironic depression: or believing in conspiracy theories
    unironic depression: you should report them to the police
    Imapigtoo: what the fuck
    Imapigtoo: what school is this
    unironic depression: because they might be terrorists
    Imapigtoo: who's lecturing you
    Imapigtoo: holy SHIT
    Imapigtoo: IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
    unironic depression: YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN BY
    unironic depression: 1984 TIER
    unironic depression: SHIT
    Imapigtoo: THAT NEW LAW YOUR COUNTRY PASSED
    Imapigtoo: ABOUT SUPER FUCKING GOOD TRACKING AND SHIT?
    unironic depression: yeah
    Imapigtoo: LIKE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE
    Imapigtoo: AND STORING YOU HISTORY
    Imapigtoo: OH MAN
    Imapigtoo: IT'S NOT 1984
    Imapigtoo: IT'S NOW
    Imapigtoo: 2016
    unironic depression: AND THE BEST PART IS
    unironic depression: NO
    Imapigtoo: 2016!
    unironic depression: LISTEN
    unironic depression: NONE OF THIS WOULD OF BEEN ABLE TO BE PASSED
    unironic depression: IF WE WERE APART OF THE EU
    Imapigtoo: OH YEAH
    unironic depression: "THERE ISN'T THAT MUCH BROTHERHOOD BETWEEN EACHOVER, WE NEED TO BECOME A COMMUNITY ONCE AGAIN AND LIVE IN HARMONY"
    unironic depression: "WE CAN ONLY GET THIS BY BEING BRITISHw
    unironic depression: WHAT THE UFCK
    Imapigtoo: WHAT THE FUCK
    Imapigtoo: who is the teacher
    unironic depression: THIS IS A NATIONAL THING
    unironic depression: THEY SHOW THIS SHIT
    unironic depression: IN EVERY SCHOOL
    unironic depression: EVERY COLLEGE
    TL;DR version we're being forced to learn about why conspiarcys are bad and that you should report anyone that thinks it to the police. I think they might actually pull me and try to start questioning me or something because argued with the teacher about why we needed this and how rather worrying it all seemed to me. oops
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  11. Post #1691
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    May 2009
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    prevent is the biggest threat to free speech on campuses
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  12. Post #1692
    I paid $2 and all I got was this stupid title :(
    benbb's Avatar
    June 2013
    2,148 Posts
    dark fruits or get out

    just kidding, i've never even drank dark fruits, nor do i drink cider
    Kopparberg is pretty nice and that 'Old Mout' stuff.

    I'm more of a beer or vodka-mix guy though.
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  13. Post #1693
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    October 2006
    5,007 Posts
    prevent is the biggest threat to free speech on campuses
    what is prevent? explain
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  14. Post #1694
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    May 2009
    2,068 Posts
    Kronenburg is pretty nice and that 'Old Mout' stuff.

    I'm more of a beer or vodka-mix guy though.
    kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo

  15. Post #1695
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,221 Posts
    kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo
    All of them are too sweet.

    I haven't drank cider properly since I was 16 and drank 7 cans of strongbow during a screening of the sex and the city film. That was in 2008

    Even the smell of cider makes me feel sick. Oddly enough my dad hasn't drunk cider in about 50 years under similar circumstances (I don't think he saw a SATC film though)

  16. Post #1696
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    November 2006
    5,478 Posts
    I like me some kopparburg, but i also love me some ginger beer.

    I often try and give something new a drink when i buy stuff or go out, i'm going to have to do that more often so i can actually talk about what we're selling while i do bar work. Especially Craft Beers, i think i've only had thst Brew Dog and i wasnt a big fan of it.

  17. Post #1697
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    January 2012
    3,048 Posts
    Always nice when you have a very limited amount of free time and spend it waiting for people who apparently can't read a facebook post and comprehend that 7:30 on thursday means 7:30 on thursday.

  18. Post #1698
    Peng Weed Erryday
    Doozle's Avatar
    August 2005
    6,221 Posts
    I got my car back, and they washed it and it looks quality.

    It no longer looks like a knackered 14 year old car

  19. Post #1699
    AutismoPiggo's Avatar
    July 2016
    277 Posts
    Bam Bam Pow
    I Want My Guns and i want them NOW >:^(


    How is everyone, i'm t o t a l l y doing media work.

  20. Post #1700
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    June 2008
    7,875 Posts
    I got my car back, and they washed it and it looks quality.

    It no longer looks like a knackered 14 year old car
    Just picked mine up out of storage this morning 'cos I've got to move.

    Not ideal as I was going to leave it in there until March-ish time.

  21. Post #1701
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    July 2010
    2,065 Posts
    How is everyone, i'm t o t a l l y doing media work.
    I'm just sitting here taking pictures of my dog

  22. Post #1702
    You're a big guy.
    ElectronicG19's Avatar
    January 2011
    6,205 Posts
    Bam Bam Pow
    I Want My Guns and i want them NOW >:^(


    How is everyone, i'm t o t a l l y doing media work.
    i remember when i was at school and used to piss around at any opportunity on the computers, great times. everyone always tell you when you're there that school is the best time of your life but i never believed them, i want to be 16 again :(
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  23. Post #1703
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    March 2012
    1,866 Posts
    what is prevent? explain
    basically every school/college has to talk about british values and such and what it means to be british every week and talking about why britian is so great while also telling you to report suspicious people to the police (even if they watch conspircacy theories, they made that very clear to report people who believe theories.) in an effort to prevent terorrism. It's some thought crime 1984 style shit.

  24. Post #1704
    I paid $2 and all I got was this stupid title :(
    benbb's Avatar
    June 2013
    2,148 Posts
    kronenburg is beer init? I think you might mean kopparburg which is decent, but too sweet imo
    Yeah. My bad. Confusing

  25. Post #1705
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    August 2010
    3,312 Posts

    the next gordon ramsey
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  26. Post #1706
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    June 2007
    1,429 Posts
    It's my work christmas party tonight. Fuck that shit, I'm staying home. I got my ciders, my curry, gonna chill out.

    What's everyone else up to tonight?

  27. Post #1707
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    May 2009
    3,988 Posts
    It's my work christmas party tonight. Fuck that shit, I'm staying home. I got my ciders, my curry, gonna chill out.

    What's everyone else up to tonight?
    Same here. Been bothered for the past week by staff to go but I honestly cannot be fucked.


    On another note my local Tescos must of over stocked on 500ml bottles of coke because they are selling them for 5p each. I just filled a box with 50 bottles for 2.50
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  28. Post #1708
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    August 2008
    19,226 Posts
    In a way I'm kinda bummed I'm not going to my work do. But at the same time I don't really want to wear semi-formal/formal attire, and the food choices weren't great for me. Everyone who I somewhat regularly talk to at the office is bummed I'm not going too, mainly because every party I've been too they've wondered how my skeletal frame hasn't just left this mortal plane with the amount I've managed to drink.

    Got some family junk going down anyway, decent trade off tbh.

    Toppest tip. An entire 75cl bottle of wine is not to be drunk like a single shot. You will hurt.

  29. Post #1709
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    a-cookie's Avatar
    May 2009
    5,782 Posts
    just sitting here eating digestives
    might get a takeaway tho cos i cant be fucked to cook anything

  30. Post #1710
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    June 2006
    2,160 Posts
    takeaway here too I guess. and a bottle of wine which is more than enough alcohol for me

  31. Post #1711
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    July 2010
    2,065 Posts
    Eating Co-op coffee cake because it was reduced

    Had a Strongbow Dark Fruit, was kinda nice

  32. Post #1712
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    5,054 Posts
    I'm just having a bag of plain tortilla chips from tesco.

    Our work do was meant to be tonight but the manager has neglected to tell us that he can't get cover for the shop.

  33. Post #1713
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    July 2010
    2,065 Posts
    That cake was awful dear god

  34. Post #1714
    I'm a bit like this.
    josm's Avatar
    June 2012
    2,977 Posts
    Got my moped today! \o/

    2055 with all my gear, etc. It's actually really fun to drive.

  35. Post #1715
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    May 2009
    10,734 Posts
    Got my moped today! \o/

    2055 with all my gear, etc. It's actually really fun to drive.
    good stuff! safe travels pal
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  36. Post #1716
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    November 2010
    6,543 Posts
    Got my moped today! \o/

    2055 with all my gear, etc. It's actually really fun to drive.
    wait til you ride it somewhere early morning, i used to get to college covered in a literal sheet of frost on my moped
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  37. Post #1717
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    August 2005
    6,221 Posts
    Got my moped today! \o/

    2055 with all my gear, etc. It's actually really fun to drive.
    Be careful out there.

    I'd like a motorbike, but I wouldn't actually ride it on the road. Dicking about with bikes off road is fun. My younger brother used to have bikes and I'm so glad he doesn't anymore, so much speed for little money

  38. Post #1718
    I'm a bit like this.
    josm's Avatar
    June 2012
    2,977 Posts
    Be careful out there.

    I'd like a motorbike, but I wouldn't actually ride it on the road. Dicking about with bikes off road is fun. My younger brother used to have bikes and I'm so glad he doesn't anymore, so much speed for little money
    Thanks, it's pretty quick for a 125cc moped. It can go like what....over 80 at least. I'm not gonna be stupid and do that though so yeah.

  39. Post #1719
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    metallics's Avatar
    September 2005
    5,797 Posts
    Thanks, it's pretty quick for a 125cc moped. It can go like what....over 80 at least. I'm not gonna be stupid and do that though so yeah.
    Hahahaha Is it a twist and go? Struggling to believe you'd get 80 out of it.

    In related news, I bought this beauty very recently:
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  40. Post #1720
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    August 2005
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    That's a really nice bit of kit metallics. If I were to have a road bike I'd like something like that, or a 70s standard Japanese bike. How are Triumphs for working on?

    I love bikes, I'm just too scared of other people on the road.

    Thanks, it's pretty quick for a 125cc moped. It can go like what....over 80 at least. I'm not gonna be stupid and do that though so yeah.
    Ah at least its not a 50cc and stuck to 30, which I think in some ways is more dangerous. Make sure you wear you wear your gear, coming off at 30 is still coming off at 30 even on a 50cc
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