1. Post #801
    Ask me about my 'female train' fetish.
    ViralHatred's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,216 Posts
    God damn it.
    I get in, i find a skeleton horse i get next to it thinking its not harmful, a lighting comes down to it and 3 skeleton riders appear to it next to the spawn, i get half hp because of the skeletons, i escape from it, i manage to find another skeleton horse same happens. Now i have 1/4 of hp. I get to harvest a tree daytime with light coming from the sun all over around and a fucking zombie appears from nowhere burning. I start burning and die.
    Great day.
    This gave me great satisfaction to read after my shitty day at work.

    Freaky soup I found your base, can you clarify the circumstances on which you went afk? Did you put dirt around yourself or?
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  2. Post #802
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BEN FOLDS FETISH
    FreakySoup's Avatar
    April 2010
    3,135 Posts
    nope pretty sure i was just standing at the bottom of the main chamber

  3. Post #803
    VagosLabrou's Avatar
    December 2013
    56 Posts
    Down to play. Username: VagosLabrou

    Can we invite family members as well? If so.

    My Brother's Username: NikolasLabrou

  4. Post #804
    Tabasco Lord
    Arc Nova's Avatar
    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    I'll go on right now and whitelist you both

    Edited:

    Got you both added

    Also I connected south spawn's road to the rest of spawn

    Edited:

    Got you both added

    Also I connected south spawn's road to the rest of spawn

  5. Post #805
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    Toy_Soldier's Avatar
    January 2014
    1,180 Posts
    First day of playing I managed to fall out of a tree to my death. Second day I played more cautiously and finished building defenses around my house. Hooray, progress. Now to finish cutting the tree down because it looks like shite.

    Edit: Shiiiiite a skelington found his way into my house some how despite it being well lit and locked and murdered me while I was AFK. Well see you friday.
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  6. Post #806
    DERAILER OF THREADS DESTROYER OF IDIOTS
    Emperor Scorpious II's Avatar
    February 2009
    33,111 Posts
    Guys

    Don't go afk

    Just don't
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  7. Post #807
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    First day of playing I managed to fall out of a tree to my death. Second day I played more cautiously and finished building defenses around my house. Hooray, progress. Now to finish cutting the tree down because it looks like shite.

    Edit: Shiiiiite a skelington found his way into my house some how despite it being well lit and locked and murdered me while I was AFK. Well see you friday.
    at least unbans are two days away!

  8. Post #808
    cynaraos's Avatar
    June 2015
    602 Posts
    I really wish I recorded that
    I got stuck in a pond with a skeleton which had golden armor, and for some reason it moved really quickly, meaning that I couldn't get it away from being right next to me in the water
    through some incompetence (I didn't have my shield ready immediately, and I was too focused on shielding myself to get to ground in time) and it hitting me due to lag it just slowly drained my health from the initial 60-70% HP hit until I died since I couldn't eat enough food to regenerate it

    Edited:

    it's kinda the dumbest death I've ever experienced in the 5-6 years I've played Minecraft for since the skeleton just dominated me very unexpectedly
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  9. Post #809
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    January 2009
    2,248 Posts
    I really wish I recorded that
    I got stuck in a pond with a skeleton which had golden armor, and for some reason it moved really quickly, meaning that I couldn't get it away from being right next to me in the water
    through some incompetence (I didn't have my shield ready immediately, and I was too focused on shielding myself to get to ground in time) and it hitting me due to lag it just slowly drained my health from the initial 60-70% HP hit until I died since I couldn't eat enough food to regenerate it

    Edited:

    it's kinda the dumbest death I've ever experienced in the 5-6 years I've played Minecraft for since the skeleton just dominated me very unexpectedly
    skeletons have the ability to 'chase' you if you get far enough from them, but in water, it makes them swim ridiculously fast towards you.

  10. Post #810
    geferon's Avatar
    January 2014
    1,152 Posts
    Well... 2 more days till i can reconnect again and die in a dumb way.

  11. Post #811
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    Y'all just need to build a home in spawn and gather supplies before heading out into the wilderness
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  12. Post #812
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    August 2008
    1,661 Posts
    Nah, All Y'all need to just go armorless straight into the depths of hell, If you can't kill the wither without armor or weapons you suck tbh imo fam.

  13. Post #813
    geferon's Avatar
    January 2014
    1,152 Posts
    Y'all just need to build a home in spawn and gather supplies before heading out into the wilderness
    The best thing is that i died next to the spawn, next to a fucking rail bridge.
    There were tons of houses around and i wanted my personal space so i tried going a bit far away from the homes, but while getting out of spawn those fuckers... (skeletons) killed me.

  14. Post #814
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    February 2009
    5,009 Posts
    Kind of put it off joining this one for awhile because semi-permadeath is a bit of a turnoff for me. But since Zephyrs's is sadly shutting down I'll give it a go.

    IGN is Whomobile

    What's the rail network like?
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  15. Post #815
    Marbledemon's Avatar
    October 2011
    394 Posts
    Think I'm gonna try to build my base in semi-realistic way once friday's here

    What's the rules on modifying the rail network, ie adding a a track switch?

  16. Post #816
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    August 2008
    1,661 Posts
    I'm doing that thing again where I delete most of dynmap and regenerate it, The current dynmap takes 14gb of space, which is a massive amount, so I'm lowering the rendering quality.
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  17. Post #817
    Ott
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    June 2012
    5,716 Posts
    Kind of put it off joining this one for awhile because semi-permadeath is a bit of a turnoff for me. But since Zephyrs's is sadly shutting down I'll give it a go.

    IGN is Whomobile

    What's the rail network like?
    We use rivers and canals.
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  18. Post #818
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    October 2011
    394 Posts
    Boats are fun

    wheeeeeeeee
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  19. Post #819
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    I'm doing that thing again where I delete most of dynmap and regenerate it, The current dynmap takes 14gb of space, which is a massive amount, so I'm lowering the rendering quality.
    Good call, I can barely load the 3D Dynmap.

  20. Post #820
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    October 2007
    27,843 Posts
    Does the Dynmap need to be anything other than the simple 2d view?
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  21. Post #821
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    Does the Dynmap need to be anything other than the simple 2d view?
    Nah not really, just a nice feature.

  22. Post #822
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    August 2008
    1,661 Posts
    We might not have a 3d view soon.
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  23. Post #823
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    May 2010
    3,348 Posts
    Woops, dead. Can someone get my stuff? I think it's at the bottom of the lake, around 520 540.

  24. Post #824
    Gold Member
    Cpt.Funkymonk's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,661 Posts
    Got it, it's on your airboat.

  25. Post #825
    Gold Member
    Rammlied's Avatar
    May 2010
    3,348 Posts
    Got it, it's on your airboat.
    Thanks cap

  26. Post #826
    Gold Member
    Cpt.Funkymonk's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,661 Posts
    Congrats it's unbanu time. We have switched to temp 2d dynmap, due to the extended border sizes the dynmap has multiplied in size, again.

    Stay safe and remember to only use iron armor against endermen.

    We are up to 100 people whitelisted! Keep inviting friends and other FP members!

    Don't forget to join out steam group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/MaxNoRelax
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  27. Post #827
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    February 2009
    5,009 Posts


    So I was about to do some mining and suddenly there was a lightning strike and now there's 4 skeleton horseman hanging around a village I wanted to transform.

    Poop

    Edited:

    Annd I died, that sucks

    Edited:

    I'd found a village with 6 villagers in it, I put them in a pen because they're going to get killed (one already died while I was making it). I was waiting the night out with them when a creeper blew up a hole in a corner and a group of husks came in slaughtered everyone.

    RIP Villager Village, Funnily enough I wasn't killed by the skeleton horsemen, they kind of killed themselfs. if anyone wants their horses they're at X:-1950 Y:-300
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  28. Post #828
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
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  29. Post #829
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    October 2009
    6,033 Posts
    what a terribly inconsistent resource pack
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  30. Post #830
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    Yeah it's missing a few things like plants and fences and stuff, just haven't gotten around to changing it

    Edited:

  31. Post #831
    cynaraos's Avatar
    June 2015
    602 Posts
    could anybody share an intact grass block of theirs? I'm going to make the top of the tower I'm working on have grass, but I'm pretty sure any dirt I've placed down doesn't turn into grass before there's already some grass touching the dirt

  32. Post #832
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    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,446 Posts
    could anybody share an intact grass block of theirs? I'm going to make the top of the tower I'm working on have grass, but I'm pretty sure any dirt I've placed down doesn't turn into grass before there's already some grass touching the dirt
    Crap, I used one I had for the shitty island in the middle of spawn lake. Doubt I have another one, as I lost it when an endermen got me last week

  33. Post #833
    Tabasco Lord
    Arc Nova's Avatar
    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    Yeah, I can grab you one or two next time I'm on

  34. Post #834
    geferon's Avatar
    January 2014
    1,152 Posts


    So I was about to do some mining and suddenly there was a lightning strike and now there's 4 skeleton horseman hanging around a village I wanted to transform.

    Poop

    Edited:

    Annd I died, that sucks

    Edited:

    I'd found a village with 6 villagers in it, I put them in a pen because they're going to get killed (one already died while I was making it). I was waiting the night out with them when a creeper blew up a hole in a corner and a group of husks came in slaughtered everyone.

    RIP Villager Village, Funnily enough I wasn't killed by the skeleton horsemen, they kind of killed themselfs. if anyone wants their horses they're at X:-1950 Y:-300
    Those were the fuckers that killed me the first time.
    They were next to the spawn.

  35. Post #835
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    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,446 Posts
    I lagged out, so it actually counted as me being still underwater when I resurfaced. gah

    If someone can get my items back that'd be great, they are near the underwater windows at my house at spawn (near the farming district)

  36. Post #836
    ASK ME ABOUT MY BEN FOLDS FETISH
    FreakySoup's Avatar
    April 2010
    3,135 Posts
    So I just discovered an extremely long 1x3 tunnel that ends directly underneath my base





    any idea who built this?
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  37. Post #837
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    January 2014
    1,180 Posts
    Aand I died again. Creeper exploded me from behind after I was set on fire. Got some crops and a farm going though.
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  38. Post #838
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    11,942 Posts
    Gotta get yourself some armor!
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  39. Post #839
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    Toy_Soldier's Avatar
    January 2014
    1,180 Posts
    I'll get there eventually. Might start a mine and live off what I have instead of trying to venture out again.

  40. Post #840
    TheMrFailz's Avatar
    July 2012
    2,503 Posts
    So I just discovered an extremely long 1x3 tunnel that ends directly underneath my base





    any idea who built this?
    Follow it. If it leads to a shop in town on one end it's mine. I don't remember it being 1x3 or having torches on the ground though.

    edit: Wait, if it ends under your base then it isn't mine.