1. Post #4921
    I can't think of a good title.
    Reds's Avatar
    May 2010
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  2. Post #4922
    RockyTV's Avatar
    February 2014
    1,151 Posts
    can i get banned for typing some sentences lile "hitler did nothing wrong" or "death to all jews"?

       inb4 b& again, for a week   

    (User was banned for this post ("you CAN get banned for shit posts." - UncleJimmema))
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  3. Post #4923
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    DChapsfield's Avatar
    October 2008
    6,589 Posts
    can i get banned for typing some sentences lile "hitler did nothing wrong" or "death to all jews"?

       inb4 b& again, for a week   
    You can get around the second one if you use a certain phrase that a fictional island society recognizes as a respectful greeting.
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  4. Post #4924
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    Damjen's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,515 Posts
    can i get banned for typing some sentences lile "hitler did nothing wrong" or "death to all jews"?

       inb4 b& again, for a week   
    Not unless you mean it but you are probably going to be banned for what's in the spoiler
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  5. Post #4925
    Fudders
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    September 2010
    7,023 Posts
    can i get banned for typing some sentences lile "hitler did nothing wrong" or "death to all jews"?

       inb4 b& again, for a week   

    (User was banned for this post ("you CAN get banned for shit posts." - UncleJimmema))
    Just do what I do when you want to let out your inner /pol/ alt-right shitposter.

    Go watch some porn with ethnic stars like Mia Ozawa, Bree Olsen, etc and remember how awesome living in a multicultural society is.
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  6. Post #4926
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    Just do what I do when you want to let out your inner /pol/ alt-right shitposter.

    Go watch some porn with ethnic stars like Mia Ozawa, Bree Olsen, etc and remember how awesome living in a multicultural society is.
    "Feeling racist? Watch some porn featuring racial minorities"

    when you feel homophobic do you watch gay porn lmao
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  7. Post #4927
    Fudders
    Tudd's Avatar
    September 2010
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    "Feeling racist? Watch some porn featuring racial minorities"

    when you feel homophobic do you watch gay porn lmao
    Does it not count if it's two girls or something?
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  8. Post #4928
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    that's lesbians
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  9. Post #4929
    Gold Member
    Mining Bill's Avatar
    March 2011
    2,552 Posts
    it's not gay if it gives you a boner

    Edited:

    except if it's a gay boner
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  10. Post #4930
    Fudders
    Tudd's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,023 Posts
    that's lesbians
    Hmmmmm, guess I need to binge on new content to keep my Homphobia in check with my method.

    Probably need to work on my Transphobia aswell.
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  11. Post #4931
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    ~Kiwi~v2's Avatar
    September 2011
    47,398 Posts
    Hmmmmm, guess I need to binge on new content to keep my Homphobia in check with my method.

    Probably need to work on my Transphobia aswell.
    Now you're in Canada. You trying to get away?
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  12. Post #4932
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    tudd is on the run
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  13. Post #4933
    Fudders
    Tudd's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,023 Posts
    Now you're in Canada. You trying to get away?
    I just realised that I am also abit Ableist (discriminate people who are disabled), so I am in Canada to watch a live sesh of some of this stuff that happens there.


       Actually I am still in Texas and this is really weird. I am currently at a store using their wifi and they use Frontier which bought out the area recently.    
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  14. Post #4934
    Talvy's Avatar
    September 2013
    3,824 Posts
    Somebody explain Search.

    Completely normal search fails to load and times out. Do it a second time and it works. Why.
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  15. Post #4935
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    tisseman890's Avatar
    December 2005
    1,193 Posts
    Somebody explain Search.

    Completely normal search form fails to load and times out. Do it a second time and it works. Why.
    Maybe something about caching?
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  16. Post #4936
    illuminati.4gran.org
    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
    16,693 Posts
    Somebody explain Search.

    Completely normal search fails to load and times out. Do it a second time and it works. Why.
    your web browser expires before the webserver finishes querying the database to compile results
    but usually, you'd find that after making a search, the URL is replaced with a search id instead, so your search terms have in some sense been stored, and such has the response if it works off the bat

    I'm unsure how long it keeps these in the database for though, I can't give two fucks to look through the source code, everything above is just a theory based on results
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  17. Post #4937
    ask me for a rust key :~)
    LordCrypto's Avatar
    December 2008
    22,620 Posts
    your web browser expires before the webserver finishes querying the database to compile results
    but usually, you'd find that after making a search, the URL is replaced with a search id instead, so your search terms have in some sense been stored, and such has the response if it works off the bat

    I'm unsure how long it keeps these in the database for though, I can't give two fucks to look through the source code, everything above is just a theory based on results
    iirc searches are cached for an hour
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  18. Post #4938
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    March 2008
    2,941 Posts
    In an effort to not make any more stupid reports, is it against the rules if any one post by someone isn't breaking the rules, but when taken in as a whole within a thread, paints a picture of derailment and avoiding argued points to instead pick out dirty snipes? If so, how would I report such a thing?
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  19. Post #4939
    Fudders
    Tudd's Avatar
    September 2010
    7,023 Posts
    In an effort to not make any more stupid reports, is it against the rules if any one post by someone isn't breaking the rules, but when taken in as a whole within a thread, paints a picture of derailment and avoiding argued points to instead pick out dirty snipes? If so, how would I report such a thing?
    Oh god, what did I do this time?
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  20. Post #4940
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    Cows Rule's Avatar
    October 2008
    6,387 Posts
    So does the site not notify you of your birthday anymore? I know it did this in past years.
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  21. Post #4941
    Yandere Princess
    Alice3173's Avatar
    April 2010
    25,466 Posts
    So does the site not notify you of your birthday anymore? I know it did this in past years.
    It seems to be really sporadic about who it notifies for some reason that I've never seen any explanations for. It works for some people but simply stopped working randomly for others at wildly different points in time.
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  22. Post #4942
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    The bird Man's Avatar
    September 2011
    4,235 Posts
    It probably stops after a certain age, because that's when you find everything to be pointless and depressive, and there's no need to force people to remember what they're never going to feel again.
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  23. Post #4943
    No title or gold masterrace, whoops.
    Teddybeer's Avatar
    July 2012
    8,631 Posts
    It probably stops after a certain age, because that's when you find everything to be pointless and depressive, and there's no need to force people to remember what they're never going to feel again.
    Still does it for me, and I'm 102.
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  24. Post #4944
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    August 2011
    1,907 Posts
       Actually I am still in Texas and this is really weird. I am currently at a store using their wifi and they use Frontier which bought out the area recently.    
    That's because Frontier is a load of shit.

    Source: I have Frontier.
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  25. Post #4945
    Couldn't find anything about it in the rules, is porn (softcore) banned now?

    Edit: Nevermind i'm stupid, I see it's thread appropriate.
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  26. Post #4946
    -Xemit-'s Avatar
    January 2009
    1,852 Posts
    So does the site not notify you of your birthday anymore? I know it did this in past years.
    It showed up for me yesterday, so it definitely still does
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  27. Post #4947
    Stupid Sexy Russian
    Nicolas's Avatar
    February 2011
    633 Posts
    Why no one is cleaning Programming section, it's full of gmod threads which shouldn't be there...
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  28. Post #4948
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    does programming even have a dedicated moderator anymore? used to be steveuk iirc and someone else
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  29. Post #4949
    Waffle cones.'s Avatar
    January 2012
    1,308 Posts
    does programming even have a dedicated moderator anymore? used to be steveuk iirc and someone else
    section modes are no longer a thing, so no, and the programming section isn't exactly a popular one so it probably goes largely ignored
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  30. Post #4950
    Apple extraordinaire~ ♥
    Reagy's Avatar
    November 2005
    25,943 Posts
    If people don't report they likely never get looked at, it takes a minimal of 2 for it to actually show, you'll likely find most people who actually use the programming section just stick to the main threads and ignore the rest, hence why those other threads linger.
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  31. Post #4951
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    spose that makes sense. remember to report bad posts people!!!
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  32. Post #4952
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    May 2011
    6,268 Posts
    spose that makes sense. remember to report bad posts people!!!
    Pretty sure I'd be the one getting banned if I reported every post.
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  33. Post #4953
    Community Manager
    Hezzy's Avatar
    January 2005
    8,469 Posts
    section modes are no longer a thing, so no, and the programming section isn't exactly a popular one so it probably goes largely ignored
    I've made a sticky with some guidelines directing people to the proper forums, hopefully there won't be any more threads in the wrong section
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  34. Post #4954
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    Sgt Doom's Avatar
    March 2005
    23,023 Posts
    Pretty sure I'd be the one getting banned if I reported every post.
    You'd only get banned if you repeatedly reported posts which clearly aren't banworthy at all. For example, someone posts civil, relevant and well-argued points in SH (rare, I know), and one were to repeatedly report them; that'd earn you a spanking.
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  35. Post #4955
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    September 2011
    47,398 Posts
    You'd only get banned if you repeatedly reported posts which clearly aren't banworthy at all. For example, someone posts civil, relevant and well-argued points in SH (rare, I know), and one were to repeatedly report them; that'd earn you a spanking.
    If it actually happened SH would not be known as Salt Headlines.
    Bad posters report good posts cause they salty that their shit argument got destroyed by a very good and well constructed argument.

    Edited:

    Even I want to get behind a literal clean up of SH cause right now and it was even worse during the election for POTUS, it was a fucking shit hole. Sides don't matter here, make good posts don't go HURR DURR MAGA!!!! or CLINTONS CROOKED!!!
    Cause I was seeing that a lot but that's just one example.
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  36. Post #4956
    Der Führer
    Quark:'s Avatar
    January 2011
    4,944 Posts
    well everyone knows reporting is like 10 dumb ratings....duh
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  37. Post #4957
    Ott
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    June 2012
    6,576 Posts
    You'd only get banned if you repeatedly reported posts which clearly aren't banworthy at all. For example, someone posts civil, relevant and well-argued points in SH (rare, I know), and one were to repeatedly report them; that'd earn you a spanking.
    What if I reported all the zingers and references?
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  38. Post #4958
    Stupid Sexy Russian
    Nicolas's Avatar
    February 2011
    633 Posts
    I've been reporting 101% spam threads like:
    https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1545930
    or
    https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1543676

    They are still open, and users aren't even banned...
    "Report" is broken system and should be replaced with section moderators or with something else.

    I've made a sticky with some guidelines directing people to the proper forums, hopefully there won't be any more threads in the wrong section
    Programming section had one before and people ignored it.
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  39. Post #4959
    illuminati.4gran.org
    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
    16,693 Posts
    did anyone else report them?
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  40. Post #4960
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    February 2012
    23,345 Posts
    If it actually happened SH would not be known as Salt Headlines.
    Bad posters report good posts cause they salty that their shit argument got destroyed by a very good and well constructed argument.

    Edited:

    Even I want to get behind a literal clean up of SH cause right now and it was even worse during the election for POTUS, it was a fucking shit hole. Sides don't matter here, make good posts don't go HURR DURR MAGA!!!! or CLINTONS CROOKED!!!
    Cause I was seeing that a lot but that's just one example.
    Seconding this because the partisanship's gone so far that some of the more extreme supporters of Trump (as well as the anti-Trump side) just constantly go on with the same modus operandi - make borderline or outright inflammatory shitposts in efforts to draw in reactions. You can also see this in any threads to do with Brexit for instance.

    There's nothing wrong with posting opinions but people have to learn to keep it civil, or keep it to themselves. Yes, we know how much you want to defend your side from what you view as 'unfair dogpiling', but learn to acknowledge that both sides have legitimate grievances that need airing out, and they aren't bastions of good or caricatures of evil either.
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