1. Post #3361
    Go make yourself a fucking waffle.
    Naught's Avatar
    April 2012
    8,082 Posts
    people dont like change.
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  2. Post #3362
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    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    21,614 Posts
    Ohh... kay my dodge just seems to not be working at all, or I have like, 10% dodge at most
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  3. Post #3363
    Menien Goneld's Avatar
    October 2012
    1,022 Posts
    -sexy new sokol-
    Sokol's new face inspired me to make some shitty semi-OC (based on this comic)

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  4. Post #3364
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    LittleBabyman's Avatar
    November 2010
    7,373 Posts
    it's tumblr, they'll whine about anything
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  5. Post #3365
    Derp123213's Avatar
    October 2014
    1,277 Posts
    The fuck, all the characters look tons better.
    it's tumblr lol what did you expect

    rational people?
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  6. Post #3366
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    fendermcbender's Avatar
    August 2006
    1,620 Posts
    what's with every tumblr posting and having a tone like they just witnessed a war crime
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  7. Post #3367
    Dick Slamfist's Avatar
    October 2013
    5,476 Posts
    There being a Tumblr community makes me wonder what the payday 2 Tumblr community looks like

    Is there gay payday shipping
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  8. Post #3368
    splishevsky's Avatar
    December 2015
    49 Posts
    There being a Tumblr community makes me wonder what the payday 2 Tumblr community looks like

    Is there gay payday shipping
    Yes. Tons of it.

    That's why I don't really go there anymore
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  9. Post #3369
    Glory To Victotzka
    NoaJM's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,530 Posts
    There being a Tumblr community makes me wonder what the payday 2 Tumblr community looks like

    Is there gay payday shipping
    I've seen Wolf x FtM Sokol, so yeah there's a lot of shipping
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  10. Post #3370
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    Lone_Star94's Avatar
    April 2007
    2,003 Posts
    The BREN SMG is bugged. The medium suppressor is not removing concealment if you have no other concealment mod is applied. So it's acting like a low profile suppressor w/o the significant damage reduction. Also, why is a Full size assault rifle an SMG? The bootleg should qualify as an SMG due to it's size.
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  11. Post #3371
    NoobRage's Avatar
    November 2014
    288 Posts
    http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620...5206082318418/

    Someone got triggered about a confederate flag in the new biker heist
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  12. Post #3372
    Dick Slamfist's Avatar
    October 2013
    5,476 Posts
    Lol you guys should like post some payday shipping just so we can see it just as like a joke
    Like so we could laugh at it haha
    Anyone want to see it haha?
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  13. Post #3373
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    Recurracy's Avatar
    August 2009
    11,125 Posts
    wolf drills sokol mmm yeeeeee baby
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  14. Post #3374
    Glory To Victotzka
    NoaJM's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,530 Posts
    Are the new sleeve textures still in the same directory or have they been moved?
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  15. Post #3375
    Dick Slamfist's Avatar
    October 2013
    5,476 Posts
    wolf drills sokol mmm yeeeeee baby
    so every 30 seconds he has to stop to reheat his dick?
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  16. Post #3376
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    Spectre1406's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,740 Posts
    so every 30 seconds he has to stop to reheat his dick?
    slap the dick for quicker restart
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  17. Post #3377
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    Flubbman's Avatar
    January 2012
    4,038 Posts
    jacket is going to take some time getting used to and new sokol looks super weird IMO, though that's probably because I've mained him since release and I'm not used to him having a realistic face

    still very happy with the update, especially happy with dallas and hoxton
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  18. Post #3378
    SoftHearted's Avatar
    September 2013
    3,109 Posts
    Jacket's Baby face is gone now :c
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  19. Post #3379
    Ghostly2334's Avatar
    June 2012
    284 Posts
    Jacket's Potato face is gone now :c
    ftfy
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  20. Post #3380
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    Nickolas's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,932 Posts
    Are the new sleeve textures still in the same directory or have they been moved?
    -snip nevermind there's viewmodels-

    Edited:

    I should probably remove my old Suits from Lastbullet shouldn't i?
    I need to start from scratch anyway
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  21. Post #3381
    Jacket's new face is great 'cos he actually looks like something out of Hotline Miami now


    Edited:

    In fact, here's a custom sprite I did to demonstrate my point.
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  22. Post #3382
    DaBeaver's Avatar
    March 2013
    1,313 Posts
    All I can say about the new heist is that the first day is an absolute pain in the ass, the second day is awesome as hell. Also listening to Ron Perlman's voice is like sex to my ears.
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  23. Post #3383
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    lintz's Avatar
    May 2006
    10,000 Posts
    i still can't believe ron perlman

    coyoteze how much did ovk pay to hire his dulcet tones
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  24. Post #3384
    eligrand1's Avatar
    May 2011
    500 Posts

    Anyone know what these black flat floors with text (They are only in a number of levels and not all, atleast, most i cant find them) and that list on top of the safehouse is for? I just found them while *Ahem* "jetpacking" temporarily.
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  25. Post #3385
    AlexLB's Avatar
    October 2015
    41 Posts
    Anyone know what these black flat floors with text (They are in various levels) and that list on top of the safehouse is for? I just found them while *Ahem* "jetpacking" temporarily.
    Old or cut leftovers or placeholders from testing stuff and things like that during development. Things like that are normal to be found somewhere hidden on many games.
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  26. Post #3386
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    HappyHead's Avatar
    March 2013
    1,600 Posts
    Anyone know what these black flat floors with text (They are in various levels) and that list on top of the safehouse is for? I just found them while *Ahem* "jetpacking" temporarily.
    They put all the logic enteties there iirc
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  27. Post #3387
    Dougley's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,163 Posts
    Anyone know what these black flat floors with text (They are in various levels) and that list on top of the safehouse is for? I just found them while *Ahem* "jetpacking" temporarily.
    Black planes above levels are where they put a majority of the level's mission elements/scripting in the editor. Viewing it from the editor, you can find pretty much all of the level's setup on these.

    More specific elements, like special objectives and enemy spawns, won't be present on here, though.
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  28. Post #3388
    Eldariub's Avatar
    January 2013
    786 Posts
    So the Biker Heist is pretty okay. Day 1 is very meh, however, day 2 is a lot better and more fun. I like that OVK is trying to make randomized objectives or paths like they did in Hox Breakout. The random train layout on Day 2 is a lot of fun!
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  29. Post #3389

    January 2012
    768 Posts
    Holy hell the server filter is clumsy. Want to play the new Biker heist? Just click the contract filter arrow 58 fucking times. That's individual clicks, no such thing as clicking left once to get to the end of the list or keep pressing the arrow to get to the latest heist sooner. Just add a couple of errors and kicks like I did and it adds to over 200 clicks to play a single heist. Or in my case, click over 200 times, get another error and ragequit.
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  30. Post #3390
    PaperMartin's Avatar
    June 2015
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  31. Post #3391
    Tarkin22's Avatar
    July 2012
    181 Posts
    Holy hell the server filter is clumsy. Want to play the new Biker heist? Just click the contract filter arrow 58 fucking times. That's individual clicks, no such thing as clicking left once to get to the end of the list or keep pressing the arrow to get to the latest heist sooner. Just add a couple of errors and kicks like I did and it adds to over 200 clicks to play a single heist. Or in my case, click over 200 times, get another error and ragequit.
    Yeah, scrolling list could be a lot better. I don't know why we don't have such simple things. Remember "!" mark in main menu?
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  32. Post #3392
    towergame's Avatar
    June 2016
    23 Posts
    Holy hell the server filter is clumsy. Want to play the new Biker heist? Just click the contract filter arrow 58 fucking times. That's individual clicks, no such thing as clicking left once to get to the end of the list or keep pressing the arrow to get to the latest heist sooner. Just add a couple of errors and kicks like I did and it adds to over 200 clicks to play a single heist. Or in my case, click over 200 times, get another error and ragequit.
    Crime.net NEEDS to overhauled.

    Edited:

    TRRRRRRR BEEP CHK CHK CHK CHK
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  33. Post #3393
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    Flubbman's Avatar
    January 2012
    4,038 Posts
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  34. Post #3394
    Gold Member
    Zeos's Avatar
    June 2006
    21,614 Posts
    Or, uh, am I not supposed to used the concealed ballistic vest anymore?

    Edited:

    ...Oh I have 15% dodge. Uh, what? What the fuck?
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  35. Post #3395
    The FlatOutoholic
    brenz's Avatar
    November 2010
    3,053 Posts
    Wait a minute, facial animations exist?
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  36. Post #3396
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    Flubbman's Avatar
    January 2012
    4,038 Posts
    Wait a minute, facial animations exist?
    Using the scroll wheel on the character icon switches between characters, and during a split second the former character's texture is applied to the current character's model. This has some fucked up consequences, especially with Jimmy and Dallas.

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  37. Post #3397
    Arktomys's Avatar
    November 2013
    2,623 Posts
    Awww... Another WW2 where you only play as the "MURICAN HEROES"

    Can't play as the Nazis.. What a shame.
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  38. Post #3398
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    fendermcbender's Avatar
    August 2006
    1,620 Posts
    people in biker bars are hardasses

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  39. Post #3399
    NoobRage's Avatar
    November 2014
    288 Posts
    Awww... Another WW2 where you only play as the "MURICAN HEROES"

    Can't play as the Nazis.. What a shame.
    Uh...actually the 4 characters are a Russian,a Brit,an American and a German...The official art even depicts him with the High Official attire...

    And supposedly the 4 characters are in it just for their personal gain, not for a "greater Nation good"
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  40. Post #3400
    RookieXtz's Avatar
    November 2012
    497 Posts
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