1. Post #1
    ILLUMM's Avatar
    February 2015
    1,041 Posts
    DO NOT TRY TO LINK IMAGES DIRECTLY FROM LOADOUT.TF. IT WON'T SHOW UP AS SUCH. IT'LL JUST CLOG UP THE THREAD.


    thanks quiltbag

    Post loadouts you think look good/use. Help others by not rating them dumb and ACTUALLY TELL THEM WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR LOADOUT.

    Rating a Loadout Guide
    For classy and tasteful loadouts:
    For great loadouts:
    For loadouts that may not be perfect, but are still good:
    For loadouts that are pretty bad or could be improved on:
    For generally bad/horrible loadouts:

    Testing Loadouts

    http://loadout.tf/ (Beta)

    TFMV by BANG!: https://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1276565


    Previous Thread: https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1446250

    OP is temporary
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  2. Post #2
    Gold Member
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    March 2013
    5,461 Posts
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  3. Post #3
    ShimTaco's Avatar
    March 2014
    1,086 Posts



    I'm poor and I tried to go for a warm theme this winter. It's top priority to stay toasty out on the battlefield!
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    Rajikaru's Avatar
    August 2014
    1,728 Posts



    I'm poor and I tried to go for a warm theme this winter. It's top priority to stay toasty out on the battlefield!
    Cowboy boots aren't really winter wear, so to say.
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  5. Post #5
    Mort Stroodle's Avatar
    June 2014
    6,987 Posts


    saddle up
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  6. Post #6
    Gold Member

    August 2013
    116 Posts


    lel
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  7. Post #7
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    June 2013
    1,245 Posts
    I don't like posting my loadouts here but this was too funny for me.
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  8. Post #8
    PsycheClops's Avatar
    July 2015
    1,054 Posts
    I don't like posting my loadouts here but this was too funny for me.
    Knowing it can't be a superhero all the time, the Fire-ant creates his alter ego with a cunning mustache disguise and the deceiving name: "Steve Burns". It's almost as effective as Superman with glasses!
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  9. Post #9

    December 2011
    828 Posts


    Taken off the subreddit. I gotta admit, Scout looks pretty dapper.
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  10. Post #10
    Gold Member
    Spectre1406's Avatar
    October 2010
    12,507 Posts
    still can't even get pauling for a date
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  11. Post #11
    Keep calm and JAG
    Damoman's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,061 Posts


    Taken off the subreddit. I gotta admit, Scout looks pretty dapper.
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  12. Post #12
    Demo-the-man's Avatar
    December 2013
    1,496 Posts
    Oh boy, with the new update to the Dictator we are gonna have thousands of gentlemen in the battlefield now!

    ...And a million Markiplier Medic loadouts for each one of those gentlemen.

  13. Post #13
    G. Verloren's Avatar
    June 2014
    1,585 Posts


    Good day, gentlemen. I would like an order of chicken nuggets, please.
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  14. Post #14
    Cpt.MEEM's Avatar
    January 2013
    503 Posts

    I really like this new update.
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  15. Post #15
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    9,284 Posts
    I've had this little friend in my inventory for ages

    What the hell do I even do with it
    I like it too much to sell, but it doesn't go with any loadout.

    Edited:


    I mean I guess it works?
    No. Not really.
    I just wanna go on adventures with my weird cube friend.
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  16. Post #16
    godzirra's Avatar
    January 2015
    368 Posts
    Let me drive my van into your heaaaaaaaaart

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  17. Post #17

    January 2016
    1 Posts
    Hi my First post on this page :) i hope u like :)
    http://imgur.com/MKzfHs6
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  18. Post #18

    April 2011
    4 Posts


    What makes me a good demoman?
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    G=4//\/\3!2's Avatar
    June 2015
    564 Posts
    Hi my First post on this page :) i hope u like :)
    http://imgur.com/MKzfHs6
    [img]Your Imgur Link Here[/img]

    And we apologize Craptasket pushed the the welcome wagon off a cliff

  20. Post #20
    Demo-the-man's Avatar
    December 2013
    1,496 Posts


    ALL HOPE IS GONE
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    Captain Westcliff: Thinks Wales is an Island
    NeoDement's Avatar
    January 2006
    18,683 Posts
    Thank you! I have to be honest though; I had no idea there was a contest going on at the time. I just have a passion for Bart Simpson.

    Edited:

    It feels good to finally be rewarded for my ingenuity.


    I have achieved my goals and the dream has become a reality



    don't have a cow man
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  22. Post #22
    G. Verloren's Avatar
    June 2014
    1,585 Posts
    "Drink my shirts."
    - Bort Sampson
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  23. Post #23
    sponge7325's Avatar
    September 2015
    322 Posts
    I really wish the Dictator didn't go up in price so much so that I can finally be able fulfill my dream of having a Freddie Mercury scout.



    On a slightly different note, Demo-the-man was right.


  24. Post #24
    blueNES's Avatar
    April 2014
    1,838 Posts
    I still find it disturbing that the Dictator was based on Joseph Stalin. But then again, it's a handlebar mustache and they're pretty common



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  25. Post #25
    G. Verloren's Avatar
    June 2014
    1,585 Posts
    On a slightly different note, Demo-the-man was right.

    Jeez, what a price jump. You practically couldn't give those things away before this change.
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  26. Post #26
    Rajikaru's Avatar
    August 2014
    1,728 Posts


    I have achieved my goals and the dream has become a reality



    don't have a cow man
    So when is Matt Groening going to retire, disgraced, and elect you new Bartmen?
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  27. Post #27
    jackteam54's Avatar
    November 2011
    864 Posts
    Some of my loadouts I like the most (now in wonderful dx8 quality!)



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  28. Post #28
    Wowza!'s Avatar
    June 2010
    1,262 Posts
    Somewhat related to loadouts: would you guys be interested in an update to the Crusader's Getup that allows the belt and pouch to be paintable along with the yellow portions of the suit? Original is on the left, updated version is on the right.

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  29. Post #29
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,436 Posts
    Somewhat related to loadouts: would you guys be interested in an update to the Crusader's Getup that allows the belt and pouch to be paintable along with the yellow portions of the suit? Original is on the left, updated version is on the right.

    Would the pouch and such become orange then as well?

  30. Post #30
    JasperDx17's Avatar
    May 2011
    700 Posts
    Somewhat related to loadouts: would you guys be interested in an update to the Crusader's Getup that allows the belt and pouch to be paintable along with the yellow portions of the suit? Original is on the left, updated version is on the right.

    If parts of that set are being updated, could you also maybe consider having the mask updated too so that it fits with hats better? Seeing as it was shipped to be wearable with them. I realize this could maybe be difficult though due to the head shape.
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    Wowza!'s Avatar
    June 2010
    1,262 Posts
    Would the pouch and such become orange then as well?
    They'll stay red.

    If parts of that set are being updated, could you also maybe consider having the mask updated too so that it fits with hats better? Seeing as it was shipped to be wearable with them. I realize this could maybe be difficult though due to the head shape.
    I'm also submitting an update to the mask with reduced clipping.

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  32. Post #32
    PsycheClops's Avatar
    July 2015
    1,054 Posts


    ALL HOPE IS GONE
    You can legitimately make a Medicplier now, huh?
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  33. Post #33
    That Spy's Avatar
    April 2011
    600 Posts


    I really wish Valve would add in a non-gimmicky all-class top hat
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  34. Post #34

    December 2011
    828 Posts


    Getting a B movie director vibe here.

  35. Post #35
    Demo-the-man's Avatar
    December 2013
    1,496 Posts
    Holy shit, brother. Brütal Bouffant+Dictator (Painted business pants) would make a great all-class Hulk Hogan loadout.

  36. Post #36
    Mochnel's Avatar
    October 2013
    1,024 Posts

    from the black and white cartoons.
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  37. Post #37
    eugensiman's Avatar
    February 2015
    62 Posts
    Did it for the first time, trying to undo my horrible mistake.
    My internet connection resists asissting me in it, though.
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  38. Post #38
    blueNES's Avatar
    April 2014
    1,838 Posts
    Hey Illumm, can you add something to the OP about not posting straight from loadout.tf loadouts? It's not funny when it happens, it's just spam.
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  39. Post #39
    Demo-the-man's Avatar
    December 2013
    1,496 Posts
    That's the longest page-stretch i've ever witnessed (I understand your trying to fix it, just wanted to point it out.)

  40. Post #40
    fuck you inspecter I do what I want
    Inspecter's Avatar
    August 2009
    10,196 Posts
    Somewhat related to loadouts: would you guys be interested in an update to the Crusader's Getup that allows the belt and pouch to be paintable along with the yellow portions of the suit? Original is on the left, updated version is on the right.

    I would like an update that fixes the rigging around the shoulder area.
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