1. Post #1
    Flar's Avatar
    August 2007
    52 Posts
    So Tuesday night found me calibrating a super-budget, ultra-ghetto printer. Things were going alright but I needed to print a detailed object to dial in retraction settings. Something well-known and easy for even the untrained eye to spot defects within.

    Something delicate like.... Postal's ass.




    Two hours and some sculpting later I had this:




    Not perfect, not pretty, but I'd recognize those cheeks anywhere. Then, last night it happened:






    Art of the highest order.

    Shoutout to The Rifleman for the snap that started it all and emotional support during a late night massaging Postal's ass. Yes, FP, some good did come out of that SnapChat thread.


    Happy Thanksgiving!

    P.S. if u got more hot fp booty hmu m8 ill print it out
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  2. Post #2

    postal's Avatar
    April 2005
    18,216 Posts
    ty i can now finally add "someone somewhere sculpted my ass" to my list of life achievements, right underneath "ass searchable on google image search" and "ass featured in a video game"
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  3. Post #3
    Dennab
    April 2007
    1,840 Posts
    Beautiful.
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  4. Post #4
    myon's Avatar
    February 2011
    13,120 Posts
    Goldmine

  5. Post #5
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    The Rifleman's Avatar
    July 2009
    4,131 Posts
    This is the best thanksgiving present I could have wished for. 4 am productivity for the win!
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  6. Post #6
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    Overworld's Avatar
    February 2007
    956 Posts
    You should've given the asscheeks a more rounded form.

  7. Post #7
    KOS-MOS's Avatar
    May 2014
    1,646 Posts
    I like this new Booty art.

  8. Post #8
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    Pretiacruento's Avatar
    September 2009
    12,696 Posts
    OP... you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should...
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  9. Post #9
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    September 2011
    6,337 Posts
    If you rub it twice
    you get a wish!
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  10. Post #10
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    153x's Avatar
    May 2011
    1,701 Posts
    An honorable landmark in the history of ass sculptures

  11. Post #11
    bobxrawks's Avatar
    August 2011
    1,031 Posts
    What a beautiful time to be alive

  12. Post #12
    Puuurple
    Keychain's Avatar
    May 2008
    19,800 Posts
    ty i can now finally add "someone somewhere sculpted my ass" to my list of life achievements, right underneath "ass searchable on google image search" and "ass featured in a video game"
    How does it feel to know your ass is more famous than the rest of you?
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  13. Post #13
    Dennab
    December 2012
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    Oh shit you 1-upped me



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    Flar's Avatar
    August 2007
    52 Posts
    ty i can now finally add "someone somewhere sculpted my ass" to my list of life achievements, right underneath "ass searchable on google image search" and "ass featured in a video game"
    ur welcome postal do i get a rust key now
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    March 2010
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    Oh shit you 1-upped me



    Now put them togethor
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  16. Post #16
    Dennab
    December 2012
    2,836 Posts
    ur welcome postal do i get a rust key now
    All I got from printing his head was getting my ass beat in smash bros
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    March 2012
    1,241 Posts
    So when can we order them?

  18. Post #18
    Don't PM me about moderation - PM any of the mods.
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    Somebody should make an action figure.
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    December 2010
    5,379 Posts
    With extreme pantsing action, just squeeze his legs together!

  20. Post #20
    Trixil's Avatar
    June 2015
    1,628 Posts
    "ass featured in a video game"
    wait what

  21. Post #21
    Puuurple
    Keychain's Avatar
    May 2008
    19,800 Posts
    wait what
    Postal's ass was an easteregg in some game I believe. Can't remember which one.

  22. Post #22
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    January 2012
    557 Posts
    Postal's ass was an easteregg in some game I believe. Can't remember which one.
    Postal 2
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    May 2008
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    Postal's ass was an easteregg in some game I believe. Can't remember which one.
    Take a wild guess.

       Postal 2   
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  24. Post #24
    Here
    Dennab
    March 2013
    12,416 Posts



    Somebody should make an action figure.
    Mousepads, pillows, hats, etc
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  25. Post #25
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    May 2011
    7,217 Posts
    wait what
    I also used it as the tile texture in my Arkanoid clone I made in september. Does that count?
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  26. Post #26
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    January 2005
    9,197 Posts
    Postal's ass is getting a lot more action over the years.
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    July 2008
    19,520 Posts
    Take a wild guess.

       Postal 2   
    when did that get added? I know postal's ass hasn't been around as long as postal 2

  28. Post #28
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    October 2008
    2,426 Posts
    when did that get added? I know postal's ass hasn't been around as long as postal 2
    Postal's ass is canon, don't you doubt that.
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  29. Post #29
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    March 2009
    13,614 Posts
    when did that get added? I know postal's ass hasn't been around as long as postal 2
    added in in the update out of nowhere a couple years back

       side note: you can see my nipple there as well   
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  30. Post #30
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    May 2012
    9,608 Posts
       side note: you can see my nipple there as well   
    Mine too!

  31. Post #31
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    July 2005
    6,402 Posts
    when did that get added? I know postal's ass hasn't been around as long as postal 2
    It transcends time.

    The posts above this one are lies. Except the nipple-ones.

  32. Post #32
    Darth_Kris's Avatar
    August 2012
    973 Posts
    Now we need one of those 3D mousepads with postal's ass on them
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