1. Post #3761
    Darn you kakka carrot cake!
    MarioInATopHat's Avatar
    February 2010
    3,352 Posts
    I forgot about it when I posted that video earlier, but on another run of the Key Codes setup, for some reason instead of pulling into the parking lot, the car crashed into the security booth and failed the mission.

    Sadly didn't remember to save that clip.
    one time the IAA agent ran all the way across the road instead of driving in for me, shits fucked
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  2. Post #3762
    Some kind of Coding Wizard
    Altimor's Avatar
    August 2009
    7,895 Posts
    I shot a few guys who got out of their car and started shooting at cops, and I got a wanted level

    fuck the police
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  3. Post #3763
    Gold Member
    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,820 Posts
    I shot a few guys who got out of their car and started shooting at cops, and I got a wanted level

    fuck the police
    i kicked a dead body of a gangbanger that killed a cop
    i got a 1-star wanted level
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  4. Post #3764
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    purvisdavid1's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,241 Posts
    i kicked a dead body of a gangbanger that killed a cop
    i got a 1-star wanted level
    "DON'T YOU KNOW WHEN TO STOP? THE POOR GUYS DEAD!"

    "But you killed him..."
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  5. Post #3765
    Gold Member
    Shotz's Avatar
    June 2012
    3,253 Posts
    Rear ended an officer of the law on accident, got out of my vehicle to talk to the officer calmy and collective, shotgun pulled on me and shot in the face.

    Thanks GTA Online
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  6. Post #3766
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    2,372 Posts
    Rear ended an officer of the law on accident, got out of my vehicle to talk to the officer calmy and collective, shotgun pulled on me and shot in the face.

    Thanks GTA Online
    Got rear ended by an officer of the law on accident. Got out of my vehicle to talk to the officer calmly and collective, shotgun pulled on me and shot in the face.

    You just can't win 'em all.
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  7. Post #3767
    Bernie Buddy's Avatar
    September 2009
    724 Posts
    I ran over 15 people on a busy sidewalk

    No stars
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  8. Post #3768

    Frosty ❄️ Member

    FlakTheMighty's Avatar
    July 2010
    12,722 Posts
    I walked into a convince store to buy snacks, someone came in and robbed it.
    2 stars
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  9. Post #3769
    I've got a bad feeling about this
    Dennab
    December 2007
    3,359 Posts
    It's really funny, if you catch the LSCSO/SAHP running speed traps on the freeway you can punk them and it's pretty interesting

    I pulled up next to them and the driver just stared at me, honked the horn at him and he flipped me off, honked again and he flashed the lights and sirens at me, honked again, 1 star wanted and they hopped out and beat my ass

    v realistic
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  10. Post #3770
    Gold Member
    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    I didn't know if a ped talks shit to you in singleplayer, you can talk shit back to them with E. That's the sort of completely pointless yet fun feature I like to see in games.

    Edited:

    Or you can just be sociable with it if they haven't said anything to you yet. It's basically a "hey, what's up" button. Neat.
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  11. Post #3771
    QuickShot's Avatar
    October 2013
    1,014 Posts
    2 more guys needed to do the finale of Series A, anyone up for it?
    Will be doing pacific standard afterwards.
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  12. Post #3772
    Per aspera ad astra
    Chains!'s Avatar
    November 2010
    9,347 Posts
    I didn't know if a ped talks shit to you in singleplayer, you can talk shit back to them with E. That's the sort of completely pointless yet fun feature I like to see in games.

    Edited:

    Or you can just be sociable with it if they haven't said anything to you yet. It's basically a "hey, what's up" button. Neat.
    Then they attack you/get you a wanted star.
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  13. Post #3773
    Gold Member
    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    Well yeah, although I've also had a couple cases of them being like "Oh SHIT he heard that" and running off

    Edited:

    It seems to depend on what character you're using and where you are. The spineless hipsters in inner city are very quick to apologize or flee if you're Franklin or Trevor, but not Micheal.

    Ped: "Long way from home, buddy."
    Franklin: "You always run your mouth?"
    Ped: "Oh fuck! I'm not a racist!"
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  14. Post #3774
    And remember : respect is everything.
    StoneRabbit's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,053 Posts
    fuck the police
    I was driving around Mission Row and saw cops chasing some guy. His car hits mine, cops then proceed to stop chasing the guy and shoot me in the face.

    Happens every fucking time.
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  15. Post #3775
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    ??UnKnOwN??'s Avatar
    February 2005
    419 Posts
    Curious. Using custom weapon models doesn't cause an issue for online does it?
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  16. Post #3776
    Gold Member
    TheAdmiester's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,797 Posts
    Curious. Using custom weapon models doesn't cause an issue for online does it?
    If it even lets you online with modded archives, the script that makes them possible is probably bannable.
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  17. Post #3777
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    Gunner th's Avatar
    September 2005
    2,455 Posts
    I ran over 15 people on a busy sidewalk

    No stars
    The sidewalk, America's super highway.
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  18. Post #3778
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    ??UnKnOwN??'s Avatar
    February 2005
    419 Posts
    I don't want anything to use scripts anyway. Just a simple model swap. Like make the pistol look like a USP Match.
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  19. Post #3779
    Gold Member
    simkas's Avatar
    May 2005
    21,668 Posts
    I don't want anything to use scripts anyway. Just a simple model swap. Like make the pistol look like a USP Match.
    That requires a script.
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  20. Post #3780
    Gold Member
    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    Well, decided to sell my Jester and try out the Massacro instead.



    I now regret not getting this one first. I already liked the Rapid GT, and this thing is basically the same concept but improved in every way. A++
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  21. Post #3781
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    Dom Pyroshark's Avatar
    March 2013
    4,570 Posts
    I think I just spent around 5-6 hours crossing San Andreas trough and trough on bicycle with HUD and everything turned off while in first person listening to radio. Just hail me as the king of boredom, will ya?
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  22. Post #3782
    I make avatars and stuff!
    HTS CONNER's Avatar
    July 2009
    2,856 Posts
    stupid unfinished FAPS video that I cant work on anymore because W10 upgrade.

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  23. Post #3783
    Gold Member
    Over-Run's Avatar
    January 2006
    3,583 Posts
    Is there an FP crew? Its hard finding a game with people in it

    Been playing online for like an hour and its like one of the least fun experiences I've had.
    Takes forever to load anything, empty servers with nobody. When I join a job its always with just like 1 person so we wait forever.

    Anybody know whats going on? How am I meant to get into games
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  24. Post #3784
    Rascovinne's Avatar
    June 2014
    537 Posts
    Schlink said something earlier which I thought summarises pretty much the entirety of the game's writing.

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  25. Post #3785
    "Yeah my dog sleeps near my feet. sometimes i squeeze her with my legs and she farts."
    MightyLOLZOR's Avatar
    March 2010
    8,179 Posts
    Schlink said something earlier which I thought summarises pretty much the entirety of the game's writing.

    Rockstar really doesn't have any subtlety in the jokes they created. Most of them just made me chuckle a bit. The store names, car names, website names, etc, however, are pretty clever.
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  26. Post #3786
    Gold Member
    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    The store names, car names, website names, etc, however, are pretty clever.
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  27. Post #3787
    Killed postal with a fart once.
    gk99's Avatar
    December 2007
    16,587 Posts
    Rockstar really doesn't have any subtly in the jokes they created. Most of them just made me chuckle a bit. The store names, car names, website names, etc, however, are pretty clever.
    Not really, if anything, the names of everything are more blatant (or at least as blatant) than anything else.

    "Dock tease" really
    "Pfister" srs
    "BAWSAQ" you're fucking kidding me
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  28. Post #3788
    Gold Member
    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    And yet Dick's Sporting Goods is real. Think about that a sec.

    If you buy a store-brand football there it will show up on their register's 10-character display as "DICKBALL F." I wish I was fucking joking.
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  29. Post #3789
    Gold Member
    Viper123_SWE's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,178 Posts
    All these stories about GTA cops reminds me of the time when I played with some friends:

    Two of my friends were messing with eachother outside my house in the northern Vinewood hills, one of them had called in some Merryweather protection.
    As they had this loud shootout, the cops naturally arrive at the scene.

    Both friends ran away while the Merryweather mercs pull over and start engaging the cops.
    While standing on my porch, I exercise the 2nd amendment in the form of several well-placed 9mm shots to the PTSD monster's faces.

    I then holster my weapon after saving the responding officers.
    "You inbred fuck!" The two officers return the favor in form of 9mm shots to my face.

    Thanks LSPD.
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  30. Post #3790
    Wishes he could fit in with the mapping section..
    TurtleeyFP's Avatar
    June 2010
    4,995 Posts
    Honestly I could do without them.
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  31. Post #3791
    Gold Member
    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    25,204 Posts
    Schlink said something earlier which I thought summarises pretty much the entirety of the game's writing.

    Yeah compared to IV, V is way too heavy-handed. And SA was the same way compared to III and VC.

    Maybe SA's just fucked.
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  32. Post #3792
    Gold Member
    Sableye's Avatar
    October 2009
    22,300 Posts
    Rockstar really doesn't have any subtly in the jokes they created. Most of them just made me chuckle a bit. The store names, car names, website names, etc, however, are pretty clever.
    kind of the point of GTA is nothing is ever subtle
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  33. Post #3793
    Gold Member
    Taepodong-2's Avatar
    December 2009
    16,219 Posts
    Last night I found "Lady 'n' Boy Hair Salon"
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  34. Post #3794
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    purvisdavid1's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,241 Posts
    So I learned playing online today that this was Ventilated's alt.

    I learned this by joining a game with random crew members and being told to piss off and that I most likely reported him.

    It's all cool though.
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  35. Post #3795
    impose's Avatar
    August 2011
    214 Posts
    That Friendly Mod stopped working for me, I can get the menu up but not select anything. I can't even make any money without this thing because all that's available is Heists, and 9/10 times theres gonna be someone who can't play the game as part of the crew, or a bad troll. I actually played with someone who did it completely normal until the very end, then killed himself to deny everyone else 40 Grand.

    Is there a new version out or anything?
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  36. Post #3796

    Frosty ❄️ Member

    FlakTheMighty's Avatar
    July 2010
    12,722 Posts
    That Friendly Mod stopped working for me, I can get the menu up but not select anything. I can't even make any money without this thing because all that's available is Heists, and 9/10 times theres gonna be someone who can't play the game as part of the crew, or a bad troll. I actually played with someone who did it completely normal until the very end, then killed himself to deny everyone else 40 Grand.

    Is there a new version out or anything?
    What version are you using, when did you download it, what were you doing when it stopped working, have you tried restarting the game?
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  37. Post #3797
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    Everything's Avatar
    May 2011
    14,982 Posts
    Finally got the Gang Burrito. Time to get low.



    Too low! Abort! Abort!!
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  38. Post #3798
    impose's Avatar
    August 2011
    214 Posts
    What version are you using, when did you download it, what were you doing when it stopped working, have you tried restarting the game?
    4, Here, It started not working the third session I used it, yes may times.
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  39. Post #3799
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    Super2Donny's Avatar
    April 2010
    4,070 Posts
    Finally got the Gang Burrito. Time to get low.



    Too low! Abort! Abort!!
    I thought you couldn't slam your vehicle anymore?
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  40. Post #3800
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    butre's Avatar
    July 2008
    19,514 Posts
    I thought you couldn't slam your vehicle anymore?
    as long as you don't have bullet proof tires you can do it
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