1. Post #41
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    No "english breakfast". They would've all loved the shit out of that, the only way you can't enjoy one is if you're vegetarian probably.

    Thinking about it, I want one now
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  2. Post #42
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    Century Egg
    (old ass egg)

    i fucking love this kid's reaction to coffee, it's hilarious
    this is exactly the face i made when i had my first shot of jaegermeister
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  3. Post #43
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    Oh my god, the Asian kid is my favorite.

    "I hate coffee."
    "What's it taste like?"
    "Cow poop..... HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"

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  4. Post #44
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    the girl at 3:14 and 3:19 is super chill
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  5. Post #45
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    Mmm gotta love that Vietnamese breakfast. Should have replaced the egg with Chinese Doughnut though to eat with the porridge.

  6. Post #46
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    what the fuck is with that egg

    You've never had smoked salmon on a sandwich(or without the sandwich) for breakfast? I thought this was quite common in all Nordic countries.
    im in the US and its a pretty popular thing here
    usually w/ cream cheese too

  7. Post #47
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    That blonde girl looks so high it's funny as fuck
    thats what happens when you eat dutch stuff
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  8. Post #48
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    No "english breakfast". They would've all loved the shit out of that, the only way you can't enjoy one is if you're vegetarian probably.

    Thinking about it, I want one now
    ive always thought english breakfast looked way too heavy. that looks like more than enough for lunch, i couldn't imagine eating that in the morning
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  9. Post #49
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    English breakfast is the best breakfast.
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  10. Post #50
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    my ideal breakfast is two slices of buttered toast, 3 over-easy eggs, 3 or 4 slices of bacon, a small serving of well done hash browns, 8 oz. of orange juice, and a large cup of coffee. i've been doing it for well over five years, at least once a week. i'll never get sick of it. i call it the Freedom Platter.
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  11. Post #51
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    No "english breakfast". They would've all loved the shit out of that, the only way you can't enjoy one is if you're vegetarian probably.

    Thinking about it, I want one now
    God damnit now I'm hungry and about to cook myself breakfast at 2AM.
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  12. Post #52
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    Are you referring to the Polish one? Because that one is fairly common breakfast in America.
    Yeah. You have to actually seek out restaurants that don't have sausage, hashbrowns, and eggs.


    A (large) breakfast at Waffle House, the quintessential American breakfast.
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  13. Post #53
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    ive always thought english breakfast looked way too heavy. that looks like more than enough for lunch, i couldn't imagine eating that in the morning
    From my experience it's not nearly as heavy as it looks, it's also more commonly eaten on cold/windy/rainy days than hot days. We don't get hot days a lot. It also takes a while to prepare so you've woken up by the time you start eating.

  14. Post #54
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    Gravlax is pretty popular here, but for breakfast? Fuck no.
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  15. Post #55
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    I'm 25 and still react like that to coffee...I think people who go to starbucks are weird,but hey thats just me
    Starbucks is shitty coffee. Cheap ass beans that they overroast to dull the taste.

    Get some homemade coffee, Maxwell House is good if you're looking for the cheap shit.

    Besides the fact, you Spaniards have really good coffee. Just put some creamer in it to dull the bitterness.
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  16. Post #56
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    ive always thought english breakfast looked way too heavy. that looks like more than enough for lunch, i couldn't imagine eating that in the morning
    I'm on a similar wavelength, if only for the fact that I don't really feel the need to eat when I wake up. Hell the only times I eat around "morning" is early Monday afternoon and Saturday morning, but when I do it usually involves bacon and eggs in some way, shape or form.

    Either way, a fry-up's pretty great for breakfast, and apparently all those oils and proteins can help wear away a bad hangover.

  17. Post #57
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    I've never heard of anyone having fish for breakfast, what the fuck?
    Mate Eggs Benedict with Salmon is fucking amazing for Breakfast!

  18. Post #58
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    Man I didn't even know the word peculiar when I was her age.
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  19. Post #59
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    Dude Polish food is fucking boss.
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  20. Post #60
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    June 2006
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    My mate from Holland sent me a few different boxes of hagelslag, it's fucking amazeballs. Thought they'd just be weird sugary tasting normal sprinkles on bread but NOPE. Some kind of Dutchy witchcraft makes them sprinkles but not.

  21. Post #61
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    "What country do you think it's from?"
    "I dunno, I don't study geometry."
    My sides
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  22. Post #62
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    The most pleasant national breakfast (that I'd have every day if I could) had to be Costa Rica's really simple one of some black beans and rice, a tortilla, cheese curds, and a banana. Super good for you, filling, and tasty.

    Wonder if there will be a part 2.
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  23. Post #63
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    Damn that reminds me, I was in sweden once and they had these soft round breads which where so delicious I would eat them without anything on them. also they were exactly the size and shape of a slice of sausage so that was neat.
    What are they called?

    seriously they were the bread of the gods i have never felt a sensation in my mouth quite like that

    10/10 would spread all of my hagelslag on it
    Polarbrd Rgkaka?
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  24. Post #64
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    When I went to Italy, all the breakfasting there was done with coffee.

    THE BLACKEST, DEEPEST, DARKEST MOST BRUTAL COFFEE MADE FROM SATANS OWN BEANS

    That stuff was so goddamned strong about 5 minutes later I just could not stop moving anymore. It was like fucking crack.
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  25. Post #65
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    -snip

  26. Post #66
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    I want to see these kids reactions when they try vegemite

  27. Post #67
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    Rye bread is best bread. It's, to my knowledge, Finland's most eaten bread, and excellent bread to eat on a trip to nature or other places.
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  28. Post #68
    My mate from Holland sent me a few different boxes of hagelslag, it's fucking amazeballs. Thought they'd just be weird sugary tasting normal sprinkles on bread but NOPE. Some kind of Dutchy witchcraft makes them sprinkles but not.
    They're sprinkles made of cocoa butter, regular sprinkles are just sugar.
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  29. Post #69
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    Polarbrd Rgkaka?
    I think that's them, I hope ikea sells them

  30. Post #70
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    I tried to look for a good picture of a Swedish breakfast, it's turning out rather hard to find though. Since the traditional Swedish breakfast is basically a miniature smorgasbord with some cereal, eggs, and coffee thrown in.
    If you only have a single type of bread and less than three different things to put on the sandwiches then it's not a full breakfast.
    kalles kaviar
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  31. Post #71
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    These videos always have over exaggerated reactions because everyone's aware they're being filmed and they do it for the camera. Honestly, it irritates me and I'd rather see more genuine reactions than children obviously overacting cause they're on film
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  32. Post #72
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    too bad there was no German breakfast.

  33. Post #73
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    kalles kaviar
    Only a scandinavian can eat that. God I fucking love Kaviar but my Thai friends hate it to their guts.

  34. Post #74
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    Yeah. You have to actually seek out restaurants that don't have sausage, hashbrowns, and eggs.


    A (large) breakfast at Waffle House, the quintessential American breakfast.
    Almost as good as dinner



    Edited:

    The Polish breakfast looked pretty American.
    Hell, I could go for some of that right now.
    I think it's because Polish immigrants represented a fairly large demographic of who came to the US way back when, and brought the objective best breakfast with them.
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  35. Post #75
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    i fucking love this kid's reaction to coffee, it's hilarious
    That's basicly me everytime I try to drink coffee.
    I just can't stand the taste.
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  36. Post #76
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    If you don't like the taste of coffee you're probably just not putting enough cream and sugar in it.

    Don't try and be a macho manly man "all the tv shows say I gotta drink it BLACK aggghhhrrrr" and sweeten the shit out of it and it becomes delicious as fuck.
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  37. Post #77
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    dunno, not a fan of coffee but when I drink it I drink it black

    its not THAT bad

  38. Post #78
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    January 2005
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    I like iced coffee, where the coffee is less of the focus of the drink.

  39. Post #79
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    When I went to Italy, all the breakfasting there was done with coffee.

    THE BLACKEST, DEEPEST, DARKEST MOST BRUTAL COFFEE MADE FROM SATANS OWN BEANS

    That stuff was so goddamned strong about 5 minutes later I just could not stop moving anymore. It was like fucking crack.
    I needs this.
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  40. Post #80
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    Damn, some of those portions are a hell of alot more than what I typically have (i.e. Banana & OJ)