1. Post #1561
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    we're not supposed to enjoy the part-time jobs we get at 18 are we? I just started working as kitchen staff in a carvery/pub and it's not great.
    sounds kinda eh to be honest. might be more fun when you get to know your co-workers more I suppose. that's kinda how an internship I did over the summer went, the first few weeks were pretty dull, then they got good when me and my co-workers made an effort to just chat shit.

    also if I don't lurk FP at all in the next few days I'm probably dead/ 90% alcohol, my mates have made it their job to get me a hangover/ vomit/ sex for my birthday, only one of which has happened before once and it wasn't the two on the ends. Tomorrow is going to be pure pain I can tell.

    I don't want to die :(
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  2. Post #1562
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    we're not supposed to enjoy the part-time jobs we get at 18 are we? I just started working as kitchen staff in a carvery/pub and it's not great.
    Not in the slightest. Unless you are a bit weird and actually do enjoy them...which is just...strange.
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  3. Post #1563
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    That makes me feel better.
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  4. Post #1564
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    July 2007
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    Soooooo, anybody awake and wanna play CS:GO?


       I am not drunk and this message didnt take me 10 minutes to write   
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  5. Post #1565
    I love Scandinavians and Ducks
    Thechuz1337's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,652 Posts
    Fuck, went the pub last night with GF's parents (who I get along with fine) but forgot to eat. Basically I ended up fucking bladdered and made myself leave before I embarrassed myself further, got in and threw up outside my window. I have pics of the chunder if for some reason you want it.
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  6. Post #1566
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    grey
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  7. Post #1567
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    we're not supposed to enjoy the part-time jobs we get at 18 are we? I just started working as kitchen staff in a carvery/pub and it's not great.
    i worked at royal mail for a few weeks and although 6 days on 1 off 8 hours nightshift was brutal, it was a good laugh

    jobs are what you make of them
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  8. Post #1568
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    August 2009
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    England will thrash Italy today
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  9. Post #1569
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    sounds kinda eh to be honest. might be more fun when you get to know your co-workers more I suppose. that's kinda how an internship I did over the summer went, the first few weeks were pretty dull, then they got good when me and my co-workers made an effort to just chat shit.

    also if I don't lurk FP at all in the next few days I'm probably dead/ 90% alcohol, my mates have made it their job to get me a hangover/ vomit/ sex for my birthday, only one of which has happened before once and it wasn't the two on the ends. Tomorrow is going to be pure pain I can tell.

    I don't want to die :(
    you won't die don't be a pussy m8
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  10. Post #1570
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    btw if anyone had a specialist spirits dealer near them this is defo worth a try if you want to broaden your vodka tastes



    35 a bottle however.

    if you're in edinburgh then cork and cask on marchmont road carry it, tastes fucking incredible.
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  11. Post #1571
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    we're not supposed to enjoy the part-time jobs we get at 18 are we? I just started working as kitchen staff in a carvery/pub and it's not great.
    I've had the same for awhile, it's not too bad, but then it depends on the chaps you're working in, how those up above are, and how used you are to it all.
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  12. Post #1572
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    btw if anyone had a specialist spirits dealer near them this is defo worth a try if you want to broaden your vodka tastes



    35 a bottle however.

    if you're in edinburgh then cork and cask on marchmont road carry it, tastes fucking incredible.
    I'll definitely give that a try.
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  13. Post #1573
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    btw if anyone had a specialist spirits dealer near them this is defo worth a try if you want to broaden your vodka tastes



    35 a bottle however.

    if you're in edinburgh then cork and cask on marchmont road carry it, tastes fucking incredible.
    please send me multiple bottles
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  14. Post #1574
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    please send me multiple bottles
    if you pay for them
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  15. Post #1575
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    May 2009
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    as long as it tastes different to Smirnoff or whatever shitty vodka keeps turning up at house parties. god that tastes WANK
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  16. Post #1576
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    May 2009
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    as long as it tastes different to Smirnoff or whatever shitty vodka keeps turning up at house parties. god that tastes WANK
    trust me

    the guy in the shop told me smirnoff is value shit compared to this

    which it IS
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  17. Post #1577
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    January 2011
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    as long as it tastes different to Smirnoff or whatever shitty vodka keeps turning up at house parties. god that tastes WANK
    oi m8

    smirnoff tastes like fuckin dessert once you've had Glen's or Co-op Own Brand Vodka
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  18. Post #1578
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    oi m8

    smirnoff tastes like fuckin dessert once you've had Glen's or Co-op Own Brand Vodka
    disagree

    all the own brand is made by diageo in the same place as smirnoff, just maybe uses less filtration?

    Edited:

    source: as a student i drink a stupid amount of own brand spirits

    Edited:



    evidence of source
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  19. Post #1579
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    Succeeded in applying for NEA (new enterprise allowance for starting up your own business) and because of a "system error" it ended up canceling my housing benefits for three weeks
    I'm going end up paying my rent late AGAIN because of it

    I swear these god damn systems RELY on fucking you over first before they start working.
    Still, if any of you are still on JSA benefits, look into NEA because starting your own business is easier than trying to find a fucking job right now.
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  20. Post #1580
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    January 2011
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    disagree

    all the own brand is made by diageo in the same place as smirnoff, just maybe uses less filtration?

    Edited:

    source: as a student i drink a stupid amount of own brand spirits

    Edited:



    evidence of source
    yeah they're all in the same distillery but definitely tastes worse. I can drink smirnoff straight without much problem but had to cut 'Imperial' or whatever the co-op own brand shit is called with coke because it tasted like satan's crusty asshole. Still, eight quid cheaper!
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  21. Post #1581
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    November 2008
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    just get some frosty jacks and have done
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  22. Post #1582
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    you won't die don't be a pussy m8
    didn't die. we good.

    Apparently looked super sexy with a funnel in my mouth, and attempted to breakdance at the LCR because "do it faggot" works quite well when you're drunk.

    Edited:

    yeah they're all in the same distillery but definitely tastes worse. I can drink smirnoff straight without much problem but had to cut 'Imperial' or whatever the co-op own brand shit is called with coke because it tasted like satan's crusty asshole. Still, eight quid cheaper!
    no matter what I've tried, nothing quite masks the taste of "Imperial", i can only guess the co-op just catch the waste of the name brand distilleries or some shit.
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  23. Post #1583
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    just get some frosty jacks and have done
    frosty jacks is the kind of thing you'd see in the grimy hands of a long-bearded northerner who's banned from sainsbury's for stroking the bread
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  24. Post #1584
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    Dennab
    June 2010
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    frosty jacks is the kind of thing you'd see in the grimy hands of a long-bearded northerner who's banned from sainsbury's for stroking the bread
    sounds like a night out

    get in lads
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  25. Post #1585
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    April 2010
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    You notherners arent right.
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  26. Post #1586
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    August 2010
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    You notherners arent right.
    ere man there's nout wrong with fuckin feelin the baguettes up when theyre red fuckin hot, its fuckin great on a cawld winter mornin
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  27. Post #1587
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    cr2142's Avatar
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    I think we all need to post our voices just for the hell of it.
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  28. Post #1588
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    March 2009
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    You notherners arent right.
    As a Northerner living in the south, you southerners can't take banter.
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  29. Post #1589
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    cr2142's Avatar
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    As a Northerner living in the south, you southerners can't take banter.
    fuck off mate, what the fuck do you think your saying you cheeky fucking bastard.
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  30. Post #1590
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    March 2009
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    fuck off mate, what the fuck do you think your saying you cheeky fucking bastard.
    Right you, you little slimy southern cockball you get over here and say that to my fucking face before I start speaking to your mouth with my fist you little shit.
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  31. Post #1591

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    UK thread has now turned into 'outside of the pub' simulator.
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  32. Post #1592
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    UK thread has now turned into 'outside of the pub' simulator.
    oi mate could I just pinch a fag of you? cheers mate

    Edited:

    Right you, you little slimy southern cockball you get over here and say that to my fucking face before I start speaking to your mouth with my fist you little shit.
    You little fucker, you sit right there while I call my mates. Dont want the fucking Eastbourne boys to be knocking at your door mate
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  33. Post #1593
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    March 2009
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    You little fucker, you sit right there while I call my mates. Dont want the fucking Eastbourne boys to be knocking at your door mate
    Eastborne wankers? Who are they some gay boyband or summat? mate you have to get ur gay little flour bags to come beat me up what a wanker.
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  34. Post #1594
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    cr2142's Avatar
    April 2010
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    Eastborne wankers? Who are they some gay boyband or summat? mate you have to get ur gay little flour bags to come beat me up what a wanker.
    I dont want your dirty, miner lighter you mug.

    Edited:

    Love you really ZombieDawgs <3

    Cheeky bastard edited your post there.

    mate, you fucking watch your back mate, my friend harry ere is from fuckin' landan, he'll give you a right old left right good night if you dont shut your trap you little shitbag
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  35. Post #1595
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    I dont want your dirty, miner lighter you mug.

    Edited:

    Love you really ZombieDawgs <3

    Cheeky bastard edited your post there.

    mate, you fucking watch your back mate, my friend harry ere is from fuckin' landan, he'll give you a right old left right good night if you dont shut your trap you little shitbag
    <3 u 2

    Harry? You callin' a fuckin wizard on me now? Mate why don't you go suck his wand, not like you've been doin' that for the last 5 minutes anyway with all this talkin' about him yo been doin'.

    "Landen" ain't shit mate
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  36. Post #1596
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    April 2010
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    Mate you ever been to fuckin' brixton bruv, get fuckin' shanked within seconds.

    fuckin' northerners dont understand shit.
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  37. Post #1597
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    Dennab
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    i'm in the uk too you fags
    i live in hampshire
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  38. Post #1598
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    i'm in the uk too you fags
    i live in hampshire
    Finally more southerners...
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  39. Post #1599
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    UK thread has now turned into 'outside of the pub' simulator.
    Was it ever anything else?

    Edited:

    i'm in the uk too you fags
    i live in hampshire
    Stay out of this m8
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  40. Post #1600
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    To be fair though, its a english/UK trait to be stereotypical of people as far as down the road as you.

    I have friends in Sunderland who always ask us how the weather is in france because I live that far down.
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