1. Post #41
    AcidGravy's Avatar
    April 2013
    226 Posts
    There's a girl who identifies as pluto: http://plutokin.tumblr.com/

    literally a fucking planet

    and she gets massively triggered if you don't use her pronouns.

    What's sad, it's completely 100% real. I've known cupcake-kin and rock-kin people but they were just trolls lmfao. This bitch is the real deal I tell you.
    Surely it's a joke. I mean cmon how can someone actually seriously identify as a planet that isn't even a fucking planet without it being a joke. It's just too dumb to be real.

  2. Post #42
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    SHOH's Avatar
    October 2005
    1,366 Posts
    I'm not screwing with you when I say I knew a girl who identified with a fucking birch tree.
    Does she have wood?
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  3. Post #43
    Dennab
    December 2008
    110 Posts


    (User was banned for this post ("reaction image reply" - postal))
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  4. Post #44
    InUndenial's Avatar
    September 2008
    1,382 Posts
    i identify as a stick insect
    if you acknowledge me while i blend in with a tree, you're oppressing me
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  5. Post #45
    capital's Avatar
    November 2010
    314 Posts
    otherkin stuff is loopy - so is the owner of this channel

    female libido exposed
    wow how did I know you would post in this thread before even opening it.
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  6. Post #46
    Abused by Girlfriend
    geogzm's Avatar
    January 2010
    17,857 Posts
    i am actually an 8x4 wooden panel please don't show nails near me they are a trigger for an experience i had with a shed once
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  7. Post #47
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    September 2007
    3,730 Posts
    Sometimes I wonder if history will look back on us as being horrible bigots for laughing at these people.

    Yeah probably not.
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  8. Post #48
    Ask me about my Guardians of the Galaxy fetish.
    Katatonic717's Avatar
    September 2010
    9,488 Posts
    Guys, I really am a raccoon. I can take things from you, knock over trash cans, and I'll wear a little mask everywhere all the time, and if you tell me no then you're oppressing me and you are racist.
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  9. Post #49
    Darth_Kris's Avatar
    August 2012
    973 Posts
    Yeah, and I identify as a goddamn cactus.
    Seriously though, what the hell are some of those people thinking?

  10. Post #50
    Mort Stroodle's Avatar
    June 2014
    8,261 Posts
    Do this people not understand that no other species has the same mental capacity as humans? If you had the mind of a wolf, you would literally be incapable of verbal communication with humans. The very concept of identity would be incomprehensible to you.
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  11. Post #51
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    May 2006
    2,327 Posts
    I legitimately feel bad for people who are/were otherkin before this past couple of years.
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  12. Post #52
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    Dennab
    September 2011
    27,335 Posts
    I am an otherkin. I am a sloth stuck in a man's body.

    My goal in life is to sleep 20 hours a day and never move out of my bed but my oppressive bigot parents can't understand and are always trying to oppress me by forcing me to get a job and go outside, they don't understand.

    Fucking bigots.
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  13. Post #53
    Dennab
    May 2011
    1,056 Posts
    I'm actually transdeity, and if you disagree you are a glitch in the matrix I created and must be corrected

  14. Post #54
    Skate 3 glitch wizard
    Helix Snake's Avatar
    September 2006
    4,391 Posts
    It's too bad Native American culture has all but died out, otherwise these people could just have a totem or spirit animal or whatever without falling into a subculture like this.

    As long as they're teenagers it's fine though. It's normal for teenagers to "play" with identities and such that they'll later see as them being stupid. Even I did that. As long as they're not ridiculed by their parents they'll grow out of it, but ridicule will just lead to rebellion. It gets worrisome if they're like that all the way up to 23 years old or something though.

    I've seen on tumblr people refer to themselves as "glitchkin". They're "digital lifeforms" I think...

    Just take a look http://glitchylalondes.tumblr.com/
    I think I might be that
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  15. Post #55
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    December 2009
    5,044 Posts
    my wolf name is "yuki snow wolf"
    by the way, yuki means snow, you dirty gaijin baka-chan
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  16. Post #56
    Skate 3 glitch wizard
    Helix Snake's Avatar
    September 2006
    4,391 Posts
    I legitimately feel bad for people who are/were otherkin before this past couple of years.
    People had a tendency to grow out of it or not share it with others. Then the internet came along.
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  17. Post #57
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    August 2005
    1,571 Posts
    I wonder how they'd react if you joined their group all shy and didn't reveal yourself,

    then finally, as they got to know you, you said you identified as an animal control specialist.
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  18. Post #58
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    July 2009
    816 Posts


    ???
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  19. Post #59
    Here
    Dennab
    March 2013
    12,416 Posts
    People had a tendency to grow out of it or not share it with others. Then the internet came along.
    Before the internet it was animorphs.
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  20. Post #60
    I Like Big Mutts and I Cannot Lie! ;3
    Suitcase's Avatar
    April 2005
    1,540 Posts
    I'd like to consider myself pretty open-minded, but this was beyond cringe-worthy to watch.
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  21. Post #61
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    April 2009
    2,864 Posts
    Yeah, and I identify as a goddamn cactus.
    Seriously though, what the hell are some of those people thinking?
    Well now that you mention it...

    Someone really needs to find out what's wrong with these people.
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  22. Post #62
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    June 2013
    1,777 Posts
    I've seen on tumblr people refer to themselves as "glitchkin". They're "digital lifeforms" I think...

    Just take a look http://glitchylalondes.tumblr.com/
    it's way worse than that



    holy fuck

    Edited:

    and the other two blogs are regularly updated too
    i can barely keep up with one how the fuck does she manage three
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  23. Post #63
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    Sharker's Avatar
    August 2008
    8,159 Posts
    u could fuck her like an animal tho
    Not with the howling 'n shit

  24. Post #64
    Dennab
    December 2013
    3,958 Posts
    this shit's fake, god damn. i can understand a guy wanting to be a woman or some shit but for fucks sake, identifying as a separate species? or an inanimate object????

    fuck off, this is some kind of elaborate le epik trole.
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  25. Post #65
    hey
    Dennab
    August 2006
    6,363 Posts
    this shit's fake, god damn. i can understand a guy wanting to be a woman or some shit but for fucks sake, identifying as a separate species? or an inanimate object????

    fuck off, this is some kind of elaborate le epik trole.
    actual cases of clinical lycanthropy is pretty much one in a million, but you never know

  26. Post #66
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    January 2014
    52 Posts
    her main blog is shared with a MOTHER, who identifies as a fawn. And what's worse? she has a son and got 'triggered' and panicky when her son ate venison.

    http://pluandfawn.tumblr.com/
    So I checked out pluto-kin's textpost tag.

    Anonymous asked: I am asking this question anonymously because it is truly embarrassing for me. I identify as tamponkin and no one, not even my closest friends take me seriously. Do you have any advice for me? I feel so lost right now I don't even know what to do.
    You should look up Pad Gardner (◠‿◠✿)

    or technically just Pad now (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ It is a being who is aspiring to become a feminine pad. You should take solace in knowing that it exists and that you are not alone. All kintypes are valid and if your friends canít accept that then they donít deserve your valuable friendship. (◕︵◕)

    Edit: Sorry! Padís pronouns are ďit.Ē So this answer has been revised.

    -Alice
    Anonymous asked: I am embarrassed to ask this, but i identify as a clock, and was wondering where I could find a community to support me. Thanks so much <3 I'm sort of new to Tumblr so sorry for my retarded question or anything k thanks baiiiii (luv ya)
    Please donít use the r slur. Itís extremely offensive and ableist.

    Most of the otherkin community supports all kinds of kintypes, even non sentient ones or inanimate ones. All kintypes are valid.

    -Alice
    There's also how she said that pointing out to others that being biologically non-binary is impossible is transphobic? She also reblogged something about an arigender(?) where there are no labels for it?

    I'm not sure if I am supposed to be shocked or concerned about this group of people. It's just really cringe-worthy.

    After a bit more digging, I managed to find out they've even got a dragon-kin IRC client. There's also this entire pronoun collection made for non-binaries, transgenders, and other-kins.
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  27. Post #67
    duckmaster's Avatar
    September 2010
    1,796 Posts
    So exactly why is Otherkin that far of a stretch, when people decide to identify as the opposite gender all the time, I mean who is to tell them what they can or can't be, I mean I don't really care as long as it doesn't affect me.

    Or is it people hate them only because they're different, and that they cannot understand their psychology so they just label them a freak outcast faker.
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  28. Post #68
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    April 2005
    7,742 Posts
    So I checked out pluto-kin's textpost tag.





    There's also how she said that pointing out to others that being biologically non-binary is impossible is transphobic? She also reblogged something about an arigender(?) where there are no labels for it?

    I'm not sure if I am supposed to be shocked or concerned about this group of people. It's just really cringe-worthy.

    After a bit more digging, I managed to find out they've even got a dragon-kin IRC client. There's also this entire pronoun collection made for non-binaries, transgenders, and other-kins.
    At this point it's hard to tell who is being serious and who is just fucking around.
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  29. Post #69
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    June 2013
    1,777 Posts
    At this point it's hard to tell who is being serious and who is just fucking around.
    most of the people are just fucking around. there are a good percentage who are serious, though.

  30. Post #70
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
    lapsus_'s Avatar
    February 2010
    6,739 Posts
    Back when the internet wasn't as widespread, you just settled for the friendliest people around and eventually snapped out of your delusions by spending time with other normal human beings.
    Nowadays, you have the means to shut yourselves out of reality 100% by only hanging around other like-minded deluded individuals, and this is the result.
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  31. Post #71
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    June 2011
    668 Posts
    So exactly why is Otherkin that far of a stretch, when people decide to identify as the opposite gender all the time, I mean who is to tell them what they can or can't be, I mean I don't really care as long as it doesn't affect me.

    Or is it people hate them only because they're different, and that they cannot understand their psychology so they just label them a freak outcast faker.
    Because unlike GID, where there is visible evidence in the brain of differing structure, there is no possible way for a human to have a brain of a wolf or a dolphin or such. Usually such people construct these personas based off of whatever the fuck is convenient.

    You want to be close to animal? Starve yourself of information during your own critical period. That will bring as close to an animal and non-functioning part of society you can get.
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  32. Post #72
    Dennab
    February 2012
    2,406 Posts
    What I gather the more I read about otherkin is that they take interests, like wolves and plants and space, and go overboard to use them as identities. Warped fuckin people lemme tell you.
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  33. Post #73
    If someone calls you a whore, salute them!
    T-Sonar.0's Avatar
    July 2007
    13,397 Posts
    I don't mind otherkin. At least that somewhat stays within the confines of plausibility and reality. What pisses me off are fictionkin people. Those who believe they have the souls of fictional characters inside them or that they are the reincarnation of fictional characters. That is straight up delusional.
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  34. Post #74
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    September 2012
    5,527 Posts
    I identify as a lamp... Because you can turn me on anytime. ;)

    Joking aside, JESUS fuck this Otherkin shit needs to nipped in the butt, it basically shows all the signs of a mental psychoses at this point.
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  35. Post #75
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    January 2005
    3,903 Posts
    this shit is first world problems times a hundred
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  36. Post #76
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    November 2008
    2,425 Posts
    The internet is a dangerous place if you're a gullible and socially inept idiot.
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  37. Post #77
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    July 2009
    4,380 Posts
    So is it possible for me to identify with a Space Marine and thus go out in the street wearing big fucking suits of armor and guns with exploding rocketbullets? And noone can say a goddamn thing about this?



    I now serve the Emperor. Purge the heretic, the mutant, the alien and most importantly, these traitors of Man who consort with beasts.
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  38. Post #78
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    November 2010
    7,691 Posts
    So is it possible for me to identify with a Space Marine and thus go out in the street wearing big fucking suits of armor and guns with exploding rocketbullets? And noone can say a goddamn thing about this?



    I now serve the Emperor. Purge the heretic, the mutant, the alien and most importantly, these traitors of Man who consort with beasts.
    I identify myself as a peanut and that mallet is triggering me! Please remove this post immediately!!!
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  39. Post #79
    Tyrannosaur Fisherman Extraordinaire (Not Game Fish)
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    May 2009
    5,325 Posts
    Why can't these people realise they're actually Idiotkin.
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  40. Post #80
    Dennab
    June 2014
    1,980 Posts
    So exactly why is Otherkin that far of a stretch, when people decide to identify as the opposite gender all the time, I mean who is to tell them what they can or can't be, I mean I don't really care as long as it doesn't affect me.

    Or is it people hate them only because they're different, and that they cannot understand their psychology so they just label them a freak outcast faker.
    Gender personality disorder is a disorder. It's unfortunate that this happens and that should be taken seriously but this shouldn't. If you honestly believe you're a dolphin or a wolf or whatever, you need to seek mental help because that's outside your own species.

    Where were these people ten years ago? They didn't exist. These are stupid teenage girls self-diagnosing themselves to make themselves feel different and unique... and then they realize what it means to be different (an outcast) so then they start associating themselves with other self-diagnosed teenagers.

    It's a mixture of attention seeking and wanting to feel different. I just hope they realize how stupid this is.
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