1. Post #23881
    SoftHearted's Avatar
    September 2013
    3,106 Posts
    Speaking again of reskins.

    I really miss the Scout spinning the pan in mid air then catching it like the default bat.
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  2. Post #23882
    CBO0tz's Avatar
    January 2012
    360 Posts


    my assumption on the movie plot. it's going to switch between three views. Sniper/scout following the train trying to stop it, red trying to make a plan, and blue trying to stop red from stopping it.
    I was under the impression that the Demo was starting the train, and he was blowing up the cabin so it couldn't be stopped after it started moving. And the scene where the train is in the warehouse is where it was being prepped with bombs.
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  3. Post #23883
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    InfectedPotato's Avatar
    February 2013
    2,616 Posts
    That's with a mouse? The fuck?
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  4. Post #23884
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    July 2012
    2,860 Posts
    So, it's getting quite a bit late for something to happen. Here's to hoping for before February!
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  5. Post #23885
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    Roninsmastermix's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,021 Posts
    So, it's getting quite a bit late for something to happen. Here's to hoping for before February!
    :(
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  6. Post #23886
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    Goodwell's Avatar
    July 2011
    8,140 Posts
    My guess is next week.

    Of 2016.
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  7. Post #23887
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    Void Skull's Avatar
    February 2008
    5,139 Posts
    maybe eric's taking a nap
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  8. Post #23888
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    Roninsmastermix's Avatar
    May 2011
    3,021 Posts
    maybe eric's taking a nap
    let me go to my basement and see how he's doing.
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  9. Post #23889
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,713 Posts
    "Listen, Eric. Your job is simple. You pick a workshop item. You make a blogpost. You release the tomb raider promo. You have two weeks. You have over 15 people on your development team. You have no work. You just click which item you like. And you post it. Don't fuck this up and be late."

    Later that day

    "Does anyone here know how to open the workshop?"
    "I dunno nobody has touched that in like 6 months"
    "Hey guys! They're watching a three week long friends marathon down the hall!"
    "Sweet! Hey potted plant! lock the door on the way out!"
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  10. Post #23890
    _charon's Avatar
    May 2013
    6,987 Posts
    I don't understand why Valve doesn't just start telling us things will be done way after they think they will be.
    They don't have to stick to deadlines, we get things earlier than we were lead to believe, everybody wins.
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  11. Post #23891
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,713 Posts
    I don't understand why Valve doesn't just start telling us things will be done way after they think they will be.
    They don't have to stick to deadlines, we get things earlier than we were lead to believe, everybody wins.
    Valve actually already does that. They just fuck up and end up releasing later than that time too.
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  12. Post #23892

    October 2014
    61 Posts
    I wonder if we are going to get a comic or future update news or something when valve announces the TB winners.

    Thatd be cool.
    i would bet that if EOTL doesn't come out with the Tomb Raider winners they'll mention its ETA.
    at least, if they don't do that I'm gonna be annoyed. valve's team has such poor communication sometimes.
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  13. Post #23893
    _charon's Avatar
    May 2013
    6,987 Posts
    Valve actually already does that. They just fuck up and end up releasing later than that time too.
    Solution: Start work on all updates a decade in advance.
    ...or maybe that's what they're doing and that was what REALLY delayed TF2's release for so long
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  14. Post #23894

    October 2014
    61 Posts
    speaking of reskins, I wish the Conscientious Objector's taunt wasn't just the default melee taunt for each class. especially for demoman.... it's a fucking sign. don't try to drink it. i wish the taunt showed off the decal somehow.
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  15. Post #23895
    Ace of Butts's Avatar
    June 2014
    716 Posts
    Screw it guys the community should make their own update then we could get- oh.
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  16. Post #23896
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    February 2008
    5,139 Posts


    valve_announcing_tomb_raider_winners.gif
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  17. Post #23897
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    May 2011
    3,021 Posts
    to be fair, its past office hours at the moment, you have barely 20 people on the update and probably a list of tasks to knock out before pushing the update button. Its never that easy to launch these worldwide events.

    I also dont see often being argued here about the legal workflow of things when it comes to updates. It appears easy to us all here from the outside but im sure there are red tapes here and there.
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  18. Post #23898
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,713 Posts
    to be fair, its past office hours at the moment, you have barely 20 people on the update and probably a list of tasks to knock out before pushing the update button. Its never that easy to launch these worldwide events.

    I also dont see often being argued here about the legal workflow of things when it comes to updates. It appears easy to us all here from the outside but im sure there are red tapes here and there.
    They've had three weeks to compile bugfixes, and picking a winner is a matter of sitting down as a team for a day and discussing it, and an extra day for square enix to verify if they like the choices

    I completely understand thinks takes time, but it's pathetic if valve cant manage such a menial task to ship alongside bugfixes they've had weeks to do
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  19. Post #23899
    Dennab
    March 2010
    1,060 Posts


    valve_announcing_tomb_raider_winners.gif
    no, the lid
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  20. Post #23900
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    01271's Avatar
    October 2009
    6,956 Posts
    Mcvee already said its going to show the interactions between certain couples-soldier/engie, sniper/scout, etc.
    What. Who ships soldier and engie?
    Their romance would have no dynamic they'd just exist beside each other.
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  21. Post #23901
    Mort Stroodle's Avatar
    June 2014
    8,261 Posts
    What. Who ships soldier and engie?
    Their romance would have no dynamic they'd just exist beside each other.
    That's ridiculous. Their romance is based around the dynamic of soldier taking binoculars from engi repeatedly.
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  22. Post #23902
    Cufflux's Avatar
    April 2013
    1,280 Posts
    To sum it up in one sentence, it seems like valve is in a polygamous love-hate relationship with its opinionated tf2 fans.
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  23. Post #23903
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    October 2014
    422 Posts
    What. Who ships soldier and engie?
    Their romance would have no dynamic they'd just exist beside each other.

    I don't know in Expiration Date they're shown to have a pretty close relationship
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  24. Post #23904
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    November 2014
    39 Posts
    What. Who ships soldier and engie?
    Their romance would have no dynamic they'd just exist beside each other.
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  25. Post #23905
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,713 Posts
    Goodnight folks, i'm eager to hear their excuse for being late tomorrow
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  26. Post #23906
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    May 2013
    6,987 Posts

    I don't know in Expiration Date they're shown to have a pretty close relationship
    Alternatively, the Engie's a nice guy who is good with people and would rather Scout is not brutally beaten over bread.
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  27. Post #23907
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    May 2011
    3,021 Posts
    They've had three weeks to compile bugfixes, and picking a winner is a matter of sitting down as a team for a day and discussing it, and an extra day for square enix to verify if they like the choices

    I completely understand thinks takes time, but it's pathetic if valve cant manage such a menial task to ship alongside bugfixes they've had weeks to do
    I cannot claim to know a lot much more EVERYTHING within valve. I'll let them defend themselves if ever. If all i know, eric chocked on a chip of doritos that was previously infected with the chimera virus and only Jack Bauer can stop the terrorists responsible for delaying EOTL.

    But for now, its nice that were just joking around and not resolving matters with anarchy.
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  28. Post #23908
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    February 2008
    5,139 Posts


    valve_announcing_tomb_raider_winners.gif


    a glimpse into the future
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  29. Post #23909
    death2sarge's Avatar
    October 2014
    422 Posts
    Alternatively, the Engie's a nice guy who is good with people and would rather Scout is not brutally beaten over bread.
    But would a nice guy in love with soldier not show it through acts of touching, he knows soldier can occasionally get violent, but knows just what to say to get him happy.


    As can be seen engie is close to soldier, confirmed shipped.
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  30. Post #23910
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    May 2014
    1,646 Posts
    But would a nice guy in love with soldier not show it through acts of touching, he knows soldier can occasionally get violent, but knows just what to say to get him happy.


    As can be seen engie is close to soldier, confirmed shipped.
    Engie x Soldier OTP!
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  31. Post #23911
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    ODSP's Avatar
    April 2014
    966 Posts
    But would a nice guy in love with soldier not show it through acts of touching, he knows soldier can occasionally get violent, but knows just what to say to get him happy.
    -snip lovetriangle.jpg-

    As can be seen engie is close to soldier, confirmed shipped.
    Or maybe he's into a threesome with a good old bratwurst and a all-american hotdog.
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  32. Post #23912
    Keep calm and JAG
    Damoman's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,085 Posts
    Engie x Soldier OTP!
    Engineer is taken.
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  33. Post #23913
    JackRedPlayer's Avatar
    June 2014
    194 Posts
    MUS: We create ships and headcanons!
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  34. Post #23914
    Keep calm and JAG
    Damoman's Avatar
    April 2009
    3,085 Posts
    MUS: We create ships and headcanons!


    Kind of shocked the Lara Croft winners weren't announced.
    I mean, I realise these take time, especially when lawyers and intellectual properties are involved.

    But you can only look at ten pairs of shirts for so long before picking one and calling it a day.
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  35. Post #23915
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    October 2014
    422 Posts
    They've been at this for 7 years, sniper was just a one time thing that happened. Now Engie is with his one true love. There was little to no interaction with sniper and engie, and keep in mind sniper was playing the jazz at one stage, he is not over the time he spent with engie that one fateful day.
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  36. Post #23916
    austin0331's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,231 Posts
    It's 7:30 right now in Seattle. They've done updates/blogposts at 8, right?
    I wouldn't even be mad if there was no update. I just want to see if Valve will actually go against themselves when they clearly stated "We'll reveal the winners and runner-ups no later than December 2nd."
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  37. Post #23917
    Punchy's Avatar
    August 2013
    9,713 Posts
    You'll be less dissapointed and get over it faster if you acknowledge it's not tonight.

    Go play another game or watch a show, Sitting there refreshing their page does nothing but show you're willing to let them push the deadline
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  38. Post #23918
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    June 2013
    1,245 Posts
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  39. Post #23919
    austin0331's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,231 Posts
    You'll be less dissapointed and get over it faster if you acknowledge it's not tonight.

    Go play another game or watch a show, Sitting there refreshing their page does nothing but show you're willing to let them push the deadline
    What makes you assume I'm sitting here F5'ing? All I want is for them to not deliberately lie. Is that too much to ask?

    inb4
    Agree x (list)

    (User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - Craptasket))
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  40. Post #23920
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    June 2008
    9,479 Posts
    Congrats colteh!!!!
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