1. Post #1
    TheKingofBees's Avatar
    July 2013
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    Atlanta Journal Constitution

    he U.S. is sending military aircraft as well as an increased number of special operations forces to Uganda to assist in the search for fugitive African warlord Joseph Kony.
    The White House confirmed early Monday the U.S. is sending "a limited number" of CV-22 Osprey, refueling aircraft and "associated support personnel" to assist local forces in their long-running battle against Kony's Lord's Resistance Army, or LRA. President Barack Obama sent about 100 U.S. troops to help the African forces in 2011.
    National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden said early Monday the additional support would enable the African Union "to conduct targeted operations to apprehend remaining LRA combatants."
    i'm quite surprised that they still are on the run, let alone we haven't caught them. but seeing that we are increasing the pressure it's a matter of time.
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    Dennab
    January 2009
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    sending "a limited number" of CV-22 Osprey
    Thanks god they aren't sending an unlimited number of Ospreys, that would have some consequences of cosmic scale.
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    February 2011
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    Thanks god they aren't sending an unlimited number of Ospreys, that would have some consequences of cosmic scale.
    After 200 Ospreys the world would lag, and after 300 the engine would crash
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    Here's the squad sent in to capture Kony.

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    I heard that they already caught him. Here he is posing with the squad sent in to capture him.

    JPEG artifacts make me uneasy whenever I see them.

  6. Post #6
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    Dennab
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    Here's the squad sent in to capture Kony.

    Wait a second... the third guy from the right, that's him! He's a double agent, pretending to be hunting for Kony while BEING Kony... how sly and resourceful
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    July 2013
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    Here's the squad sent in to capture Kony.

    but in Kony's jungle the hunters will become the hunted.
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    February 2005
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    I heard spec-ops just got to Kony. Here's a leaked video showing his death


    time to jack it in san diego

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    Dennab
    October 2007
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    The sonic kony footlong is back baby

  11. Post #11
    Creep
    Dennab
    July 2006
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    Why don't they capture a real warlord such as General Butt naked?
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    When they find him they'll actually find out he's been a fat, bald Marlon Brando the whole time.

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    Here's the squad sent in to capture Kony.

    why would kony be sent to capture kony?

  14. Post #14
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    why would kony be sent to capture kony?
    Who better to find the hide and seek champ than himself?
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    This is the time where you regret killing the hide and seek master himself, bin laden.

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    This is the time where you regret killing the hide and seek master himself, bin laden.
    Bin Laden was found though so he's only #2

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    Why don't they capture a real warlord such as General Butt naked?
    He's retired now. Give him a break he hasn't eaten a child's heart in years...
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    Why is the US invested in an non-issue pushed by some minor human rights group.

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    Dennab
    October 2007
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    Why is the US invested in an non-issue pushed by some minor human rights group.
    He's wanted by the International Criminal Court

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    Why don't they capture a real warlord such as General Butt naked?
    Probably because he isn't a threat anymore.

    After the wars he "found Jesus" and founded a retreat for former child soldiers and has volunteered to be tried for war crimes by the UN.

    Doesn't make him a good guy, I know, but that's probably why they aren't trying to capture him.

  22. Post #22
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    October 2007
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    Why don't they capture a real warlord such as General Butt naked?
    From the Vice documentary I watched, he now seems to be a Christian guy who helps former child soldiers after he had a bad drug experience that convinced him god wanted him to stop eating childrens hearts.

  23. Post #23
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    June 2013
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    Here's the squad sent in to capture Kony.

    Here's Kony in his alien form.


  24. Post #24
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    Dennab
    June 2010
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    He's here...
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