1. Post #1
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    Kim Jong-un pointing at the west
    North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has warned war could break out "without any prior notice" and urged his military to bolster its combat readiness, state media reported.

    The call on Wednesday comes one day after a US-Korea Institute at Johns Hopkins University report said that satellite imagery suggested that the North might have begun producing fuel rods for its recently restarted nuclear reactor.

    There has been heightened tension on the Korean Peninsula following the execution of Kim's uncle and former mentor in an unusually public purge.

    Seoul and Washington have warned of possible provocative acts by the nuclear-armed North following the execution of Jang Song-Thaek, a senior leader who was also the uncle and former political mentor of the younger leader.

    Kim visited the Command of Large Combined Unit 526 on Christmas Eve, the North's official Korean Central News Agency said.

    "He instructed the unit to put utmost spurs on rounding off its combat readiness... always bearing in mind that a war breaks out without any prior notice," it said.

    The unit is based in the North's western port city of Nampo, according to the South's Yonhap news agency.

    'Ominous' situation

    The Johns Hopkins University report said that satellite imagery had identified facilities at the Yongbyon Nuclear Scientific Research Centre that might produce fuel for North Korea’s recently restarted plutonium production reactor and the Experimental Light Water Reactor still under construction.

    "The identification of these facilities indicates a more wide-ranging, extensive effort by North Korea to modernise and restart the Yongbyon complex dating back to 2009 than previously understood," the report said.

    South Korean President Park Geun-Hye called for "watertight security readiness" during her trip on Tuesday to a frontline guard post, as she described the situation over the border as "ominous".

    "We should react sternly and mercilessly to any provocations by North Korea," she said.

    The reclusive state's propaganda mill has gone into overdrive in recent days, describing Jang as a traitor while extolling Kim's leadership.

    Tens of thousands of troops pledged loyalty to him in a mass rally on the death anniversary of his father last Tuesday.
    http://www.aljazeera.com/news/asia-p...919159350.html
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  2. Post #2
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    Oh boy, Kim is at it again.. Will anything happen this time, or is it gonna end as another dick-wave fest from NK. I just hope nothing happens, at least. War isn't needed now.
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    Who forgot to feed little Kim?
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    Don't worry, he's probably just drunk again.
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    Oh boy, Kim is at it again.. Will anything happen this time, or is it gonna end as another dick-wave fest from NK. I just hope nothing happens, at least. War isn't needed now.
    Nothing will happen as usual
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    His probably just doing this to show his big dog. Especially after all the recent unrest with the top NK powers.

  7. Post #7
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    Nothing will happen as usual
    I know, but Kim's dick waving about "watch yo war is coming" is stupid when he isn't gonna do anything in the end.

  8. Post #8
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    I know, but Kim's dick waving about "watch yo war is coming" is stupid when he isn't gonna do anything in the end.
    One day a war with North Korea will start, for better or for worse
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    so he's warning that there will be a war by warning that there will be a war with no notice that he is going to start a war??????????????
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    If we just cut off his supply of McDonalds then he'll stop.
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    Honestly, he seems a bit desperate to take the public eye off of himself after ordering the execution of the aides to his uncle. He's probably either bluffing and hoping it puts people in a better mood, or if things turn worse, may actually attack.
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    I want a White Castle there.
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    What if all these threats are so people just forget about them, think it's all a joke - then they attack.
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    What if all these threats are so people just forget about them, think it's all a joke - then they attack.
    Yeah man actually attack and get slaughtered.

    North Korea is flying things retired 3 decades ago by the Soviet Union.
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    And they wonder why China is getting pissed off at them and starting to support them less
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    Yeah man actually attack and get slaughtered.

    North Korea is flying things retired 3 decades ago by the Soviet Union.
    I'm sure North Korea could make it to at least the suburbs of Seoul if they launched a full invasion, if not further.

    Sure their equipment is dated, but it's still operational for what it's used for and don't underestimate the sheer numbers of their military.

    Just because a tank is a couple decades old doesn't mean it can't run or fire a shell into a building.
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    Is that chin scruff I see? Little Kim's finally reached puberty!
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    Warm up the fax machine boys
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    Yeah man actually attack and get slaughtered.

    North Korea is flying things retired 3 decades ago by the Soviet Union.
    They're dumb enough to do this shit.
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    They're dumb enough to do this shit.
    If that's true, why haven't they then?
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    I'm sure North Korea could make it to at least the suburbs of Seoul if they launched a full invasion, if not further.

    Sure their equipment is dated, but it's still operational for what it's used for and don't underestimate the sheer numbers of their military.

    Just because a tank is a couple decades old doesn't mean it can't run or fire a shell into a building.
    Yeah, but the tank won't get very far when almost all of them are carpet bombed on route, and the jets taken out by SAMs, and other much more advanced jets.

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    Childish shit from NK. I'd really love to see Kim-Jong-Un (And the North Korean government in general) experience some sort of massively severe public embarrassment, of such a great magnitude it shuts them up for the next fifty years or so.
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    Yeah, but the tank won't get very far when almost all of them are carpet bombed on route, and the jets taken out by SAMs, and other much more advanced jets.
    Carpet bombing is an extinct military tactic.
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    Childish shit from NK. I'd really love to see Kim-Jong-Un (And the North Korean government in general) experience some sort of massively severe public embarrassment, of such a great magnitude it shuts them up for the next fifty years or so.
    like what.?

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    I don't know yet, but if it happens, it'll be hilarious.

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    Celebrity sex video with Kim
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    "He instructed the unit to put utmost spurs on rounding off its combat readiness... always bearing in mind that a war breaks out without any prior notice," it said.
    So he isn't actually planning on going to war, he's just being ready for one

  28. Post #28
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    So he isn't actually planning on going to war, he's just being ready for one
    Us western devils are devious fucks, We might attack the fatherland at any moments notice because we are evil and it's what you do
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    June 2008
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    Man, North Korea is just... Such a pathetic excuse of a country.
    All talk, zero action and under the delusion that their shitty, hilariously outdated military is actually capable of something other than blowing their own asses up.

    Ok. They have the numbers, i give them that, but numbers don't mean shit when most of their soldiers are so malnourished that they would stop fighting if you threw a fucking Happy Meal at them.
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    Cant wait for this shit to start, maybe then we will have something interesting to read in "Sensationalist Headlines"
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    inb4 this is actually a brilliant ruse by Best Korea to create a "the boy who cried wolf"- effect to lull the imperialist into a false sense of security and strike when they least expect it.

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    Dennab
    July 2008
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    Just nuke em and get it over with.
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    Just look at it like a legless gorilla or a brain damaged midget roaring and beating its chest. Kim Jong Un is incredibly cruel and possibly insane, but I doubt he's stupid enough to try to get a single person or tank past the border.
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    That's definitely a Laserguided title name.

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    What if they are doing the whole "The buy who cried wolf" thing?
    Teasing and teasing and teasing so that we're dulled towards it before they finally strike when we're not expecting it.
    Not that I think they'll manage to do much anyways. But it could all be part of the plan.
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    I'm sure North Korea could make it to at least the suburbs of Seoul if they launched a full invasion, if not further.

    Sure their equipment is dated, but it's still operational for what it's used for and don't underestimate the sheer numbers of their military.

    Just because a tank is a couple decades old doesn't mean it can't run or fire a shell into a building.
    yes but south Koreas military has a lot of modern anti tank missles that would garentee a kill each time and any tanks that respond from SK could pummel the norths advancing armor, no NK would start with a bombardment followed by an attack, they have probably more artillery pieces than the Germans in ww1
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    "without any prior notice"
    Uh...ok
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    Nuclear fallout here we come!
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    The war he warns of will be without notice. We have a notice here. No war is gonna happen.

    The day no threat is made, however...
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    Kim visited the Command of Large Combined Unit 526
    Hahahaha, what? Do they really name them like this?
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