1. Post #1
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    meppers's Avatar
    April 2007
    11,777 Posts


    IT'S ONE OF THE FASTEST XBOXES SO FAR
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  2. Post #2
    Lanopo's Avatar
    October 2010
    928 Posts
    SNOOOOOREEE
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  3. Post #3
    Glod Menber
    Dennab
    January 2011
    3,175 Posts
    "as you can see, it's a lot lighter"

    NO, I CAN'T SEE THAT
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  4. Post #4
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    March 2007
    3,711 Posts
    It is part of the ~fabulous~ 15 list this season, so it'll be guaranteed to shut my kids up for at least a few weeks.
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  5. Post #5
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    January 2010
    4,056 Posts
    so the expert is a kid too?

    "hey iam a kid, we are now with this even younger kid to introduce it"
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  6. Post #6
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    August 2009
    7,722 Posts
    "Certain to be a huge hit this holiday."
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  7. Post #7
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    G-Strogg's Avatar
    October 2007
    7,642 Posts
    Tbh I wanna know what the other fast xboxes are.
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  8. Post #8
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    Mr.Cookie's Avatar
    July 2006
    3,865 Posts
    Tbh I wanna know what the other fast xboxes are.
    Xbox 360 is 360 times faster. It is the fastest xbox on the market.
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  9. Post #9
    ScratchNsniff's Avatar
    July 2013
    244 Posts
    It looks like a real beast!

  10. Post #10
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    August 2010
    201 Posts
    That guy is creepy as fuck, he actually looks like a toy doll with that lipstick and those beady blue eyes on that weird small face
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  11. Post #11
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    May 2012
    3,236 Posts
    My Xbox is faster then Usain Bolt! It is truly the fastest of all the Xboxes

  12. Post #12
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    June 2008
    25,761 Posts
    That headset looks like the first time you pull it to put over your head it'll just snap in two
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  13. Post #13
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    December 2012
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    oh dear.
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  14. Post #14

    October 2011
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    That is too cool
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  15. Post #15
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    March 2010
    9,031 Posts
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    oh dear.
    In fairness, you could say that about any console. Everything from the Atari to now has really been an "All-ages" device.

  16. Post #16
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    February 2010
    7,207 Posts


    lmao

    Edited:

    so the expert is a kid too?

    "hey iam a kid, we are now with this even younger kid to introduce it"
    hes like the dougie howser of video games
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  17. Post #17
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    February 2010
    5,298 Posts
    [upbeat rock music]
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  18. Post #18
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    Lukeo's Avatar
    October 2006
    6,667 Posts
    hey look that's my comment am i cool yet
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  19. Post #19
    Dennab
    January 2005
    6,486 Posts
    Toys R Us guy has a very..."Joker-like" facial structure. Shit's freaking me out
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  20. Post #20
    yuper11's Avatar
    August 2009
    783 Posts
    that intro music was pretty boopin

  21. Post #21
    asshat
    PelPix123's Avatar
    August 2006
    3,392 Posts
    "It's one of the fastest XBoxes so far!"
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  22. Post #22
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    September 2012
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    Radical
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  23. Post #23
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    Region's Avatar
    June 2011
    1,814 Posts
    Xbox 360 is 360 times faster. It is the fastest xbox on the market.
    359 times good sir

    get your xbox facts right noob
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  24. Post #24
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    May 2011
    2,463 Posts
    359 times good sir

    get your xbox facts right noob
    i challange u to a 1v1 360 no scope tournament

  25. Post #25
    abananapeel's Avatar
    February 2008
    1,260 Posts
    I would think that headset would suck. One ear syndrome up in dat bitch

  26. Post #26
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    gbtygfvyg's Avatar
    November 2006
    14,582 Posts
    I would think that headset would suck. One ear syndrome up in dat bitch
    It's the same thing as the xbox 360's headset. It's not playing the game sounds through the headset, just the people's voices.
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  27. Post #27
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    Sableye's Avatar
    October 2009
    22,300 Posts
    what is up with the lipstick and mascara on those guys, if their faces weren't showing up on camera maybe try filming not in a bleach white room that echo's like crazy


    also if your buying an xbone, Chances are you don't give a shit about CPU or how much rams it has because you are playing a console, which is going to be obsolete in two years and spec locked for 6 more

  28. Post #28
    nigerianprince's Avatar
    October 2011
    836 Posts
    It's the same thing as the xbox 360's headset. It's not playing the game sounds through the headset, just the people's voices.
    Its also a lot better than playing VoIP through speakers because then you avoid loopback.

    I use the same setup for my PC, its great.

  29. Post #29
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    December 2011
    5,575 Posts
    my video froze and the dude looked like steve-o

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  30. Post #30
    Dennab
    June 2012
    629 Posts

    That name.
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  31. Post #31
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    January 2007
    1,710 Posts
    You know what pisses me off about this new generation of consoles? since when the FUCK is it SOOO much easier to say "xbox i wanna play so and so" instead of moving to the game and fucking clicking it?
    It's like whoopty doo you made it so instead of pressing a button to do things, we can yell in to a mic and flail our arms around hoping it picks up what we want... when did pressing buttons become outdated?
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  32. Post #32
    Wow!👏Great moves! 👍Keep it up!😁
    J!NX's Avatar
    February 2006
    46,047 Posts
    they talk like absolute tools.

    even when talking to kids its like they're down talking the intelligence of the audiance with a radiance of "the people who wrote the script need to be taken out to the back yard and have the shit slapped out of them"
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  33. Post #33
    It's Treason Then
    darth-veger's Avatar
    December 2008
    23,148 Posts
    "Awesome" "Oh cool" "Really?"
    The dude replying to everything the other guy says is really annoying.
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  34. Post #34
    Wow!👏Great moves! 👍Keep it up!😁
    J!NX's Avatar
    February 2006
    46,047 Posts
    "Awesome" "Oh cool" "Really?"
    The dude replying to everyone the other guy says is really annoying.
    Yo!

    its so easy!

    super sweet!

    absolute beast!

    its so easy!

    he should have said "it's so easy even DarkSydePhil can use it, of all the people"
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  35. Post #35
    ~I pirate indie games~
    BuDSpOoNce's Avatar
    May 2005
    17,287 Posts
    that is too cool
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  36. Post #36
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    January 2011
    1,017 Posts
    "When you take the xbox one out of the box, this is what it looks like"

    THIS VIDEO IS INACCURATE I DID NOT HAVE A KINECT ON TOP OF THE BOX WHEN I TOOK IT OUT
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  37. Post #37
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    September 2009
    12,788 Posts
    Microsoft appears to be copying the PS3 even more by introducing the no games policy.

       In all seriousness, I love how they only showed two really low quality xbox live marketplace indie games that i've never heard of   
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  38. Post #38
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    September 2010
    3,113 Posts
    It comes with the wire that allows you to view it on the TV. Revolutionary.
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  39. Post #39
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    Memobot's Avatar
    July 2006
    4,838 Posts
    I find it kind of depressing that games consoles are 'toys'.

    It just feels like a stamp on my childhood that some classic toys are overlooked.

  40. Post #40
    Bullseye's Avatar
    January 2010
    84 Posts
    "So it's pretty much like an all in one entertainment system?"

    huh really