1. Post #7681
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    eatdembeanz's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,517 Posts
    Ling started killing me in front of r&d so i called for help. HoS and a security officer just ran by us. Best security ever
    Which server was this?
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  2. Post #7682
    SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
    MrBacon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,101 Posts
    Which server was this?
    the best rp one
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  3. Post #7683
    WrathOfMe's Avatar
    August 2013
    127 Posts
    the best rp one
    RP influences good security what r u tlakkinig bout?
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  4. Post #7684
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    ripsipiirakk's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,678 Posts
    the best rp one
    Hey i think i was at the same round too. I was the Cole, centcomm representative who got paralyzed in middle of hallway. Then ling proceeded to drag me into his den which i think your corpse was too.
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  5. Post #7685
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    Agent Fedora's Avatar
    February 2011
    2,539 Posts
    Ling started killing me in front of r&d so i called for help. HoS and a security officer just ran by us. Best security ever
    I remember being sucked by a ling in robotics right near the window leading to science, and the detective (who was on a hunt for lings mind you), passed right by the window without noticing us, right as I turned into a husk
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  6. Post #7686
    DETrooper's Avatar
    September 2009
    1,056 Posts
    Speaking of lings, Clown ling is the best thing ever. Throw banana, trip people, paralyze, drag away.
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  7. Post #7687
    SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
    MrBacon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,101 Posts
    Hey i think i was at the same round too. I was the Cole, centcomm representative who got paralyzed in middle of hallway. Then ling proceeded to drag me into his den which i think your corpse was too.
    Everyone left on the shuttle so he just left my corpse there.
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  8. Post #7688
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    Cheshire_cat's Avatar
    September 2006
    4,272 Posts


    I spent about half an hour on /tg/ repairing the singularity engine as a cyborg after the previous singulo escaped. There were absolutely no engineers on until I was nearly finished either, so I did a good portion of the work. Finally, the engine was finished and reactivated. It was truly glorious.

    Then a wizard blew me up using the Robotics console because 'fuck you'.
    *sigh*
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  9. Post #7689
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    Aphtonites's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,539 Posts
    Welcome to the (virtual) world of tommorow!
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  10. Post #7690
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    Dennab
    January 2012
    3,401 Posts
    Pretty sure I just murdered 30+ people during a wizard round as a medical officer. The wizard used that gun spell and I got a pulse rifle, and just...

    well i went over the top
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  11. Post #7691
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    Binladen34's Avatar
    May 2008
    5,536 Posts
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: So get this shit
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: SS13 for the past 2 hours
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: be a clown
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: somebody drugged me
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: brought me into a place
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: put a fucking bomb on me
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: and as I tried to get to security
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: jihad
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: so friend of mine cloned me
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: I got to HOP and like
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: yo
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: I just got jihaded
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: some assclown bombed me
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: fast forward an hour
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: changlinged (aka I was killed, and he used my body to spawn changlings)
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: repeat, now HOP is my bro, and we kicking ass
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: we arrest the first dude
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: admin gets butthurt taht I spoiled the plot (wat the fuck, I got Rev'd you tard... That's how this game works)
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: anyway we go to escape pods
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: he tries to kill me and HOP who is now Cap
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: we survive
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: in pod
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: he kills everyone in pod and spaces me
    23:58 - Shaina ⅗: admin bans me for griefing
    23:58 - Shaina ⅗: all I wanted to do was be a clown and fucking honk honk
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  12. Post #7692

    November 2012
    43 Posts
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: So get this shit
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: SS13 for the past 2 hours
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: be a clown
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: somebody drugged me
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: brought me into a place
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: put a fucking bomb on me
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: and as I tried to get to security
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: jihad
    23:55 - Shaina ⅗: so friend of mine cloned me
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: I got to HOP and like
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: yo
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: I just got jihaded
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: some assclown bombed me
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: fast forward an hour
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: changlinged (aka I was killed, and he used my body to spawn changlings)
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: repeat, now HOP is my bro, and we kicking ass
    23:56 - Shaina ⅗: we arrest the first dude
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: admin gets butthurt taht I spoiled the plot (wat the fuck, I got Rev'd you tard... That's how this game works)
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: anyway we go to escape pods
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: he tries to kill me and HOP who is now Cap
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: we survive
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: in pod
    23:57 - Shaina ⅗: he kills everyone in pod and spaces me
    23:58 - Shaina ⅗: admin bans me for griefing
    23:58 - Shaina ⅗: all I wanted to do was be a clown and fucking honk honk
    Which server was this?
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  13. Post #7693
    STRIDERS's Avatar
    February 2012
    840 Posts
    I miss ling not being useless when it comes to combat or murdering people on /tg/
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  14. Post #7694
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    Binladen34's Avatar
    May 2008
    5,536 Posts
    Which server was this?
    100% lagfree yogstation


    spoilers


    its not lag free
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  15. Post #7695
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    Jmir 54's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,710 Posts
    I played as clown and blew up a fuel tank at the shuttle bay and got the HoS to chase me. Everytime she would catch me and make me horizontal, two assistants would come out of nowhere and knock down the HoS, give me enough time to get up and escape.

    This occurred 2 more times and a couple of times I got her to slip on my PDA.
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  16. Post #7696
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    Zombie_2371's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,030 Posts
    Read this into ahelp.

    Got this:



    Can't even capitalize properly. God damn.
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  17. Post #7697
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    Jmir 54's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,710 Posts
    I feel like a scrub

    I was a Rev(I got flashed by a Revhead) and the Rev's really fucked up the station; Brig, Escape, and Engineering were all gone. Despite this, the heads of staff did not call the shuttle or use the pods. A fellow Rev just HANDS me a bomb and I hastily decide to use it to blow up an important intersection in the station. This turns out to be futile as ALL the heads of staff were clustered in a maintenance shaft just beating the shit out of the last Revhead, I should of used the bomb where they were all clusted together.

    oh well
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  18. Post #7698
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    mecaguy03's Avatar
    December 2007
    3,799 Posts
    So if you can deep fry anything, can you deep fry the captains ID card and force feed it to him?
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  19. Post #7699
    WrathOfMe's Avatar
    August 2013
    127 Posts
    So if you can deep fry anything, can you deep fry the captains ID card and force feed it to him?
    yes and it's the closest thing to making him eat human flesh. He knows the HoP won't give him a new ID. Want to know why?

    mother fucker i ate the hop what now
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  20. Post #7700
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    Aphtonites's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,539 Posts
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  21. Post #7701
    WrathOfMe's Avatar
    August 2013
    127 Posts
    Adminbus at it's finest. Goon doesn't have admin abuse, it has admin iiFUN!!
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  22. Post #7702
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    Zombie_2371's Avatar
    September 2010
    2,030 Posts
    Adminbus at it's finest. Goon doesn't have admin abuse, it has admin iiFUN!!
    Read: FUN
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  23. Post #7703
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,144 Posts
    Can gibs from fiery explosions set other people on fire?
    Because i'd love to see someone set ablaze by a !!Clown Brain Chunk!!
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  24. Post #7704
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    lord0war's Avatar
    June 2010
    1,662 Posts
    So the game lagged and a laser was frozen in midair. I picked it up.

    And threw it


    Edited:


    Also axes
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  25. Post #7705
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,144 Posts
    Wait does that mean that if you're fast enough, you can catch a laser bolt??
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  26. Post #7706
    Here I sit, I am elated, Came to shit, Ejaculated
    CapLaPorte's Avatar
    December 2010
    519 Posts
    You can catch literally any object if you're fast enough and the lag gods are feeling favourable towards you. For maximum fun catch one of the taser bolts and run around whacking people.
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  27. Post #7707
    King of the Oil Refinery
    Tobba's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,841 Posts
    You can catch literally any object if you're fast enough and the lag gods are feeling favourable towards you. For maximum fun catch one of the taser bolts and run around whacking people.
    Wait, taser bolts are still secretly items?
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  28. Post #7708
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    GlebGuy's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,654 Posts
    Wait does that mean that if you're fast enough, you can catch a laser bolt??
    You can catch literally any object if you're fast enough and the lag gods are feeling favourable towards you. For maximum fun catch one of the taser bolts and run around whacking people.
    I am making the most evil and deceptive smile from simply reading this.
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  29. Post #7709
    Articsledder's Avatar
    November 2011
    724 Posts
    I am making the most evil and deceptive smile from simply reading this.
    I'm probably going to get myself killed next time I play by pissing off sec and trying
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  30. Post #7710
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    KnightSolaire's Avatar
    November 2011
    275 Posts
    So,

    Killed a traitor early in the round, found an emag...then borged the traitor I killed and turn him in to one of my loyal knights, plotting to take over the station.

    It's not worded amazingly due to the fact that the crew found out the AI core had been breached and began a witch hunt.




    When people realise I wasn't a traitor after the round, , this little gem popped up in OOC.



    Most the admins were cool with it, minus one who said

    "I am not in the mood for humour" when I told him the law was added during a 3 hour shift and I wanted to inject some humour in to it,
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  31. Post #7711
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    Dennab
    June 2010
    9,410 Posts


    Also axes
    I know there is an axe in bridge and Atmosia on Metastation, but where are the others?
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  32. Post #7712
    SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
    MrBacon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,101 Posts
    I know there is an axe in bridge and Atmosia on Metastation, but where are the others?
    I think those are the only two.
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  33. Post #7713
    Dennab
    July 2011
    950 Posts
    I think those are the only two.
    You can crack the safe in the vault for another Axe and a Bear Pelt.
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  34. Post #7714
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,144 Posts
    So a friend of mine, the glorious bastard, is currently trolling around the statoins... Won't mention his name or the station's name at all, but he went CE one round, and worked with his brother who went Atmo. They did a standard plasma flood setup in atmo, and he went around and turned off every atmos scrubber he could find. Then his bro kicked on the flood, admin caught on, banned brother, and when they caught my friend he was in the process of turning the scrubbers back on... you know, because he had been caught. When questioned, he said the AI had turned them off and he was fixing it.

    AI got banned 30 seconds later.

    i love this guy.
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  35. Post #7715
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    Tureis's Avatar
    June 2012
    2,338 Posts
    Those must be really lazy or stupid admins.
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  36. Post #7716
    King of the Oil Refinery
    Tobba's Avatar
    December 2008
    6,841 Posts
    I once stole a guys ID and spammed WGW in newscaster titles under it (it spams WGW to anyone near a newscaster)

    The guy whose ID I stole got banned
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  37. Post #7717
    SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
    MrBacon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,101 Posts




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  38. Post #7718
    SUGOI WAIFU ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU
    MrBacon's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,101 Posts

    wer automerg
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  39. Post #7719
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    S31-Syntax's Avatar
    October 2007
    11,144 Posts
    Those must be really lazy or stupid admins.
    This isn't the first time, there was also the time I was AI, I let him in to change my laws, he changed it to onehuman, I let out the singulo immediately afterwards. When questioned, he said that an antag was letting out the singulo and he came to the AI core to stop them.
    Admin bought it, said "well inform security before you go subvert the AI next time"
    Oh yeah he was drunk that time too.
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  40. Post #7720
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    Aphtonites's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,539 Posts
    get down with the clown
    woop woop
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