1. Post #1
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    Strontboer's Avatar
    March 2008
    7,495 Posts

    Oh and now, Get this...

    She responded positively....
    https://twitter.com/KateUpton
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  2. Post #2
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    Juggernog's Avatar
    July 2009
    3,558 Posts
    That wasn't as cringe-worthy as I was expecting. I might've even laughed a few times.
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  3. Post #3
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    Warship's Avatar
    June 2010
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    :o
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  4. Post #4
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    Darkslicer's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,075 Posts
    Well that was quite good.
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  5. Post #5
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    July 2007
    2,339 Posts
    I honestly hope she says something back instead of nothing at all.
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  6. Post #6
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    Darkslicer's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,075 Posts
    I honestly hope she says something back instead of nothing at all.
    She said yes.
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  7. Post #7
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    October 2007
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    Niiiiiice.
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  8. Post #8
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    July 2006
    2,942 Posts
    Good for him, but his voice has this annoying ring to it.
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  9. Post #9
    The dude eventually went on the Today Show

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  10. Post #10
    Not actually a glitch
    Glitchman's Avatar
    May 2005
    6,798 Posts
    thought this would be creepy

    it was actually really funny

    all the winner



    I'm going to ask Zach Galifianakis to be my best man at my wedding
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  11. Post #11
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    November 2005
    1,004 Posts
    @JakeDavidson23:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvxqUEMDBp8 you can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule ;)
    For those wondering
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  12. Post #12
    CUNT DESTROYER
    Hunterdnrc's Avatar
    August 2008
    11,740 Posts
    Holy fuck that was really well made.
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  13. Post #13
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    17,857 Posts
    Haha, wow, good going on his part
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  14. Post #14
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    January 2012
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    Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.
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  15. Post #15
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    October 2007
    11,144 Posts
    So when prom pictures come out, who wants to play "Spot the bodyguard"?

  16. Post #16
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    cdr248's Avatar
    August 2009
    14,786 Posts
    Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.
    Are you sure you know which Kate Upton we are talking about?
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  17. Post #17
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    December 2006
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    Just don't understand why he'd want to go to prom with a landwhale.


    I don't... land whale? What?
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  18. Post #18
    Shovelpass's Avatar
    January 2012
    600 Posts
    Are you sure you know which Kate Upton we are talking about?
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
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  19. Post #19
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    July 2008
    2,781 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    So anything over 130 lbs, perfect curves, hourglass body, fashion week face is fat and ugly to you? I don't think she's anywhere NEAR fat. Fat is when your belly actually protrudes from your body. I'll agree she is definitely not the most attractive person, but to say she's mediocre and ugly and fat must mean that you associate with some VERY attractive people...
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  20. Post #20
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    July 2007
    5,480 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    no girl is your perfect super fit pornstar. deal w/ it. she's pretty hot for a man with realist standards.

    now tell me: did you ever go anywhere near a girl? (excluding your mom)
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  21. Post #21
    Shovelpass's Avatar
    January 2012
    600 Posts
    I never said a girl had to be absolutely perfect good job with the strawman arguments guys. Oh yeah and throw in a "must be a virgin," insult because that totally makes you sound more right.

    You have to be shitting me if you think that body is anything even close to above average. I can take a walk around my college campus and see hundreds of girls who don't have gross flat cellulite asses and look like boxes with no hips.

    It's okay to have some form of standards. They don't have to be ridiculously high, but are you really so desperate to the point where anything with tits is attractive?
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  22. Post #22
    hey
    Dennab
    August 2006
    6,363 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    women aren't objects meant to be seuxalized at every turn
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  23. Post #23
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    Winters's Avatar
    August 2010
    4,497 Posts
    It's okay to have some form of standards. They don't have to be ridiculously high, but are you really so desperate to the point where anything with tits is attractive?
    "People have different tastes"
    Just because you find someone unattractive does not mean they're ugly.
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  24. Post #24
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    July 2010
    1,306 Posts
    Oh god, I really hope he doesn't awkward all over that night.


    Also someone teach him how to shave without looking like a middleschooler with a bad case of acne. Please.

  25. Post #25
    Talkbox's Avatar
    March 2010
    1,117 Posts
    This one?

    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    You are literally the reason Sonic The Hedgehog exists.
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  26. Post #26
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    June 2010
    1,484 Posts
    You are literally the reason Sonic The Hedgehog exists.
    Facepunch burn of the year 2013.
    We've found it.
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  27. Post #27
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    July 2010
    13,603 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    wow talk about high standards
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  28. Post #28
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    September 2005
    4,967 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    i'd still hit it quite a lot
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  29. Post #29
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    MisterSpuds's Avatar
    October 2006
    372 Posts
    What's wrong with models with a bit of fat on them, would you prefer those models that starve themselves and look like skeletons?

  30. Post #30
    Not actually a glitch
    Glitchman's Avatar
    May 2005
    6,798 Posts
    That second picture is sort of meh but in the other two she looks pretty decent

  31. Post #31
    few words to create space
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    January 2009
    9,971 Posts


    Jesus, I can't stop cumming.
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  32. Post #32
    What's wrong with models with a bit of fat on them, would you prefer those models that starve themselves and look like skeletons?
    I prefer the ones that aren't skeletons really
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  33. Post #33
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    July 2006
    712 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?
    Hey how would you feel if random people started criticizing every minute detail of your body? This is how girls look - and you're part of the cancer that makes a lot of people hate themselves for not living up to the disgusting standards you so strongly advocate.

    So, to be quite frank here, fuck you and get out.
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  34. Post #34
    Gone but never forgotten.
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    November 2009
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    This dude is going to have ONE HELL of a prom is she actually goes.
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  35. Post #35
    Dennab
    January 2005
    6,486 Posts
    This dude is going to have ONE HELL of a prom is she actually goes.
    The Cringe Channel on youtube is gonna have a blast if they record video from the prom.
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  36. Post #36
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    September 2009
    1,908 Posts
    This one?


    She's fat and disgusting. Literally all she has going for her is a pair of tits. She has no ass, no hourglass shape, cellulite everywhere, and a mediocre face at best.

    It always blows my mind when people think a person is attractive just because the media tells you they're attractive. She's ugly and fat. If you're into ugly fat girls then good for you, but like I said, why would a dude want to go to prom with one?


    i strongly disagree with you she hot
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