1. Post #42401
    Nibroc's Avatar
    July 2012
    791 Posts
    sperm bank heist confirmed
    harvest & thrustee sperm bank
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  2. Post #42402
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    lockdown6's Avatar
    August 2008
    5,389 Posts
    Now the word "heist" made me think, we won't be stealing anything (or will we?), so shouldn't the payday for the mission be just 0 dollars? Or is Bain just gonna go "Hey guys good job breaking Hox out, here's some money, now go get the thermal drill".
    Or will there be some small bank or store along the way we can rob?
    you steal Matt's lunch money
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  3. Post #42403
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    Bread_Baron's Avatar
    January 2007
    6,825 Posts

    IS IT TIME?
    From this angle it looks closer in shape to his old mask than the previous picture suggested. I like it a lot.
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  4. Post #42404
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    fendermcbender's Avatar
    August 2006
    1,620 Posts
    Now the word "heist" made me think, we won't be stealing anything (or will we?), so shouldn't the payday for the mission be just 0 dollars? Or is Bain just gonna go "Hey guys good job breaking Hox out, here's some money, now go get the thermal drill".
    Or will there be some small bank or store along the way we can rob?
    hoxton pays us in prison mush and undercooked spaghetti
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  5. Post #42405
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    CWalkthroughs's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,339 Posts
    guys the thermal fetus go get it
    imagine the preplanning
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  6. Post #42406
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    RichyZ's Avatar
    September 2007
    29,239 Posts
    when you blow open the wall to get to him, you take him to the surface and coincidentally end up in a bank vault via blowing up the floor of it
    then bains like ey take the money and oldhox is like wtf dont you guys care about my mcnuggies?
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  7. Post #42407
    revanade's Avatar
    February 2010
    379 Posts
    Now the word "heist" made me think, we won't be stealing anything (or will we?), so shouldn't the payday for the mission be just 0 dollars? Or is Bain just gonna go "Hey guys good job breaking Hox out, here's some money, now go get the thermal drill".
    Or will there be some small bank or store along the way we can rob?
    Given how Hoxtalicious instructed the crew that they weren't going back to the safehouse in the teaser/trailer/whatever, I'd say we're not just breaking him out.
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  8. Post #42408
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    GammaFive's Avatar
    August 2005
    2,107 Posts
    That'd be OVERKILL.
    I like this idea actually.
    Do you have a DEATHWISH?

    You'd have to do at least 4 breakouts to actually get him out of there, on top of deathwish not being enjoyable for most people.
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  9. Post #42409
    KaptonJack's Avatar
    November 2013
    2,534 Posts
    Given how Hoxtalicious instructed the crew that they weren't going back to the safehouse in the teaser/trailer/whatever, I'd say we're not just breaking him out.
    Why the fuck did he not want to go to the safehouse? Did I miss something?
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  10. Post #42410
    CompanionMube's Avatar
    December 2012
    2,094 Posts
    Now the word "heist" made me think, we won't be stealing anything (or will we?), so shouldn't the payday for the mission be just 0 dollars? Or is Bain just gonna go "Hey guys good job breaking Hox out, here's some money, now go get the thermal drill".
    Or will there be some small bank or store along the way we can rob?
    the dentist will probably give you some dosh for that
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  11. Post #42411
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    PyrO_o's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,608 Posts
    imagine the preplanning
    Drawing dicks in preplanning will actually make sense.
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  12. Post #42412
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    September 2012
    2,010 Posts
    Given how Hoxtalicious instructed the crew that they weren't going back to the safehouse in the teaser/trailer/whatever, I'd say we're not just breaking him out.
    Maybe he has a "Fuck it, it's been years since I heisted lets steal some shit you wankers." moment?
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  13. Post #42413
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    Thunderbolt's Avatar
    September 2006
    5,071 Posts
    Given how Hoxtalicious instructed the crew that they weren't going back to the safehouse in the teaser/trailer/whatever, I'd say we're not just breaking him out.
    Oh right I've forgotten about that, this should be interesting, then
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  14. Post #42414
    All in all, the clock is slow.
    Hellsing4682's Avatar
    April 2008
    3,004 Posts
    When you get to Old Hox, you have to yell at him to move just like Matt in Heat Street.
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  15. Post #42415
    Nibroc's Avatar
    July 2012
    791 Posts
    Why the fuck did he not want to go to the safehouse? Did I miss something?
    we weren't told
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  16. Post #42416
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    August 2011
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    The prison that Hoxton is in obviously has an "evidence vault" with 10,000,000$ inside. makes sense right? right?
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  17. Post #42417
    KaptonJack's Avatar
    November 2013
    2,534 Posts
    When you get to Old Hox, you have to yell at him to move just like Matt in Heat Street.
    I'm pretty sure he'll be yelling at us.
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  18. Post #42418
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    PyrO_o's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,608 Posts
    I'm pretty sure he'll be yelling at us.
    Imagine DID YA MISSED ME YA WANKERS every 2 minutes.
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  19. Post #42419
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    NitronikALT's Avatar
    September 2010
    10,904 Posts
    Why the fuck did he not want to go to the safehouse? Did I miss something?
    Probably a bitch fit at Houston
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  21. Post #42421
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    August 2014
    360 Posts
    Probably going to be a multi-day heist where Hoxtone wants revenge or to finish the job where he got nabbed or something on day 2.
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  22. Post #42422
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    CWalkthroughs's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,339 Posts
    I wish this thread auto-updated with posts. This discussion is beautiful right now.
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  23. Post #42423
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    March 2013
    1,600 Posts
    So where is my Hoxton?
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  24. Post #42424
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    CWalkthroughs's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,339 Posts
    So where is my Hoxton?
    In prison.
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  25. Post #42425
    All in all, the clock is slow.
    Hellsing4682's Avatar
    April 2008
    3,004 Posts
    I wish this thread auto-updated with posts. This discussion is beautiful right now.
    I wish I could have the same feeling of enthusiasm with you guys.
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  26. Post #42426
    Imagine DID YA MISSED ME YA WANKERS every 2 minutes.
    Instead of Bain's final speech at the end it will be just DID YA MISSED ME YA WANKERS with 500% volume.
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  27. Post #42427
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    July 2009
    5,323 Posts
    Imagine if there is a way to fully stealth the breakout.

    The guard outside Hoxton's cell gets up to stretch. He looks back at the cell with a "what the shit" look on his face to find the cell empty, its door picked open.

    He goes to sit down in disbelief but can't because there's an ECM on his chair.
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  28. Post #42428
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    October 2005
    5,427 Posts
    imagine the preplanning
    We call that family planning, son.
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  29. Post #42429
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    CWalkthroughs's Avatar
    July 2010
    3,339 Posts
    I wish I could have the same feeling of enthusiasm with you guys.
    Making jokes about Hoxton wanking and sperm banks isn't GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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  30. Post #42430
    All in all, the clock is slow.
    Hellsing4682's Avatar
    April 2008
    3,004 Posts
    Making jokes about Hoxton wanking and sperm banks isn't GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
    I'm all for Hox spanking all the way to the wank bank, but I'm not stroking about it.
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  31. Post #42431
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    January 2011
    1,131 Posts
    I wish this thread auto-updated with posts. This discussion is beautiful right now.
    http://github.com/PortalGod/fpautoupdate, use with TamperMonkey
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  32. Post #42432
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    September 2006
    5,071 Posts
    I wonder if the people working for the NSA are getting annoyed right now, you know, with all this talk about robberies and prison breakouts everywhere
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  33. Post #42433
    I reckon that the death of the commisar also benefitted some of the Dentist's other "Patients", since it lands the district attorney in his pocket.
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  34. Post #42434
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    September 2010
    10,904 Posts
    I'm all for Hox spanking all the way to the wank bank, but I'm not stroking about it.

    what a fag
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  35. Post #42435
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    Jetamo's Avatar
    June 2008
    9,784 Posts
    You guys forget we're actually breaking him out mid-transit from a courthouse.
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  36. Post #42436
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    July 2010
    3,339 Posts
    It work the same as GreaseMonkey?
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  37. Post #42437
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    February 2010
    1,608 Posts

    Simple enough.
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  38. Post #42438
    KaptonJack's Avatar
    November 2013
    2,534 Posts
    You guys forget we're actually breaking him out mid-transit from a courthouse.
    We're breaking him out during the middle of a trail that we knew he'd lose.

    It's so fucking cool.

    We get him a retrial even though OF COURSE he's gonna lose, and then we break him out of that building.
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  39. Post #42439
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    Scratch.'s Avatar
    December 2012
    14,471 Posts
    It work the same as GreaseMonkey?
    Greasemonkey is the based original version, TaperMonkey is the chrome version
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  40. Post #42440
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    October 2005
    5,427 Posts
    We're breaking him out during the middle of a trail that we knew he'd lose.

    It's so fucking cool.

    We get him a retrial even though OF COURSE he's gonna lose, and then we break him out of that building.
    Not often that abuse of the judicial system works out for the accused.
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