1. Post #3441
    Official Bro of DD
    Dennab
    June 2010
    12,111 Posts
    I've faked an orgasm before

    I was too drunk to finish w/e so I just pretended I did and rolled over and went to sleep

    thug life
    I too have done this
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  2. Post #3442
    IDIOT WHO IS NEVER FUNNY AND CANT UNDER STAND WHEN NOT WANTED
    loopoo's Avatar
    September 2006
    10,711 Posts
    wait guys i wanna skype too i want emotional bonding and talking about things and other stuff
    Not so much emotional bonding as it is sexual healing.

    Edited:

    loopoo has literally the best voice ever
    If you want the D, all you have to do is politely ask (Yahnich for permission).
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  3. Post #3443
    screamin 4 da gold
    RenegadeCop's Avatar
    January 2010
    12,974 Posts
    I'd totally join, but my current internet connection plan with AT&T doesn't allow "fun."
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  4. Post #3444
    Gold Member
    Hana-San's Avatar
    November 2010
    1,962 Posts
    Boyfriend came to visit me today. The first time that any boyfriend has come to see me when I'm not feeling well.
    I hurt my neck and can't really use my shoulder at the moment. So I'm stuck at home.

    Such a bad time for him to decide to try touching me for the first time.
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  5. Post #3445
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts
    Gf: "I've come to realize that now armchairs turn me on"

    sigh time to start looking on gumtree
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  6. Post #3446
    I have a 1 inch cock erect but girls cum all over me
    Deathhunter's Avatar
    April 2009
    658 Posts
    Only solution is to fuck her on the armchair
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  7. Post #3447
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts


    this will be the girl I marry
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  8. Post #3448
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    39,999 Posts
    blowie or fucking on an armchair oops
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  9. Post #3449
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts
    I asked what turned her on
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  10. Post #3450
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    babyarm-bat's Avatar
    January 2009
    1,459 Posts
    I asked what turned her on
    Does her dad have a big armchair he always sits on?
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  11. Post #3451
    IDIOT WHO IS NEVER FUNNY AND CANT UNDER STAND WHEN NOT WANTED
    loopoo's Avatar
    September 2006
    10,711 Posts
    Gross.
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  12. Post #3452
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts
    Does her dad have a big armchair he always sits on?
    she did call me pappa spoon once

    and hates her dad

    and used to try and protect her mother when her dad used to beat her

    oh....

    fuck.
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  13. Post #3453
    Gold Member
    NixNax123's Avatar
    August 2007
    5,135 Posts
    she did call me pappa spoon once

    and hates her dad

    and used to try and protect her mother when her dad used to beat her

    oh....

    fuck.
    it's all over
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  14. Post #3454
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts
    I'm p sure she doesn't have daddy issues
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  15. Post #3455
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    Zerokateo's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,380 Posts
    tfw when a hot girl wants your dick, but lives over an hour away. ( I can't drive )

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  16. Post #3456
    Gold Member
    Daemon White's Avatar
    July 2010
    10,997 Posts
    tfw when a hot girl wants your dick, but lives over an hour away. ( I can't drive )

    How about when your girlfriend throughout the entire first year of college can't visit you during the entire summer break because she lives out of country.
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  17. Post #3457
    Gold Member
    Turnips5's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,254 Posts
    tfw when a hot girl wants your dick, but lives over an hour away. ( I can't drive )

    living in a country without good public transport links has gotta fucking suck when you have no car :l
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  18. Post #3458
    screamin 4 da gold
    RenegadeCop's Avatar
    January 2010
    12,974 Posts
    I just went and delivered my girlfriend some onion rings (she loves those things) and it made me wonder:

    Why does doing good things make you feel good? I wonder if that's built in or learned.

    Maybe being showered in kisses helped
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  19. Post #3459
    Gold Member
    Zerokateo's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,380 Posts
    living in a country without good public transport links has gotta fucking suck when you have no car :l
    Indeed it does

    How about when your girlfriend throughout the entire first year of college can't visit you during the entire summer break because she lives out of country.
    Good point.
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  20. Post #3460
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    killerteacup's Avatar
    October 2008
    9,745 Posts
    goddammit guys since when did we have a skype let me in on this shiznit
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  21. Post #3461
    Gold Member
    junker154's Avatar
    May 2006
    6,302 Posts
    goddammit guys since when did we have a skype let me in on this shiznit
    I would be awesome to talk to the persons that post here regurlarly.
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  22. Post #3462
    Awesome Member
    Dennab
    January 2006
    39,999 Posts
    tfw when a hot girl wants your dick, but lives over an hour away. ( I can't drive )

    walk you shite
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  23. Post #3463
    Gold Member
    Turnips5's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,254 Posts
    walk you shite
    walking to a place an hour's drive away sounds inadvisable

    however if you're talking an hour's walk then yes walk you shite
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  24. Post #3464
    Turbo Dyke
    Dennab
    June 2010
    19,687 Posts
    Take up cycling. If you really don't wanna walk and can't get there in a car, a bike will get you there with less effort.
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  25. Post #3465
    Benl100's Avatar
    July 2013
    7 Posts
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    tfw when a hot girl wants your dick, but lives over an hour away. ( I can't drive )

    What about her? Get her to visit you, then shower her with gifts.

    Yeh.

    Hi.
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  26. Post #3466
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    11,873 Posts
    goddammit guys since when did we have a skype let me in on this shiznit
    pm me faggots
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  27. Post #3467
    IDIOT WHO IS NEVER FUNNY AND CANT UNDER STAND WHEN NOT WANTED
    loopoo's Avatar
    September 2006
    10,711 Posts
    walking to a place an hour's drive away sounds inadvisable

    however if you're talking an hour's walk then yes walk you shite
    Bro, please: I once walked a 30 minute car journey. It was only 11.3km total, but it was at 11pm (on a workday), and a good 8km of that was all uphill. I did it on a whim as I'd upset the girlfriend and told her I'd walk to her and apologize in person.

    Was so fucking bad, just walking all that from nowhere. When I got home around 4am (I didn't reach there till 2:45am, it took 3 hours cause it was all uphill) by getting a taxi, I couldn't sleep cause my legs were cramping like fuck. Next day at school was like gym leg workout day x 100. My legs were absolutely screwed and I've never been that tired in my life. I'm stupid as hell sometimes.

    Oh, when I got there, I didn't even get to apologize face to face lol, so it was all for nothing. But I guess it was the thought that counted?
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  28. Post #3468
    Gold Member
    Turnips5's Avatar
    January 2007
    7,254 Posts
    Bro, please: I once walked a 30 minute car journey. It was only 11.3km total, but it was at 11pm (on a workday), and a good 8km of that was all uphill. I did it on a whim as I'd upset the girlfriend and told her I'd walk to her and apologize in person.

    Was so fucking bad, just walking all that from nowhere. When I got home around 4am (I didn't reach there till 2:45am, it took 3 hours cause it was all uphill) by getting a taxi, I couldn't sleep cause my legs were cramping like fuck. Next day at school was like gym leg workout day x 100. My legs were absolutely screwed and I've never been that tired in my life. I'm stupid as hell sometimes.

    Oh, when I got there, I didn't even get to apologize face to face lol, so it was all for nothing. But I guess it was the thought that counted?
    so, as I said: inadvisable.

    that sucks man, I'm usually a fan of walking everywhere possible too but I have to realise there's a limit to what I can accomplish
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  29. Post #3469
    Dennab
    June 2009
    10,625 Posts
    Bro, please: I once walked a 30 minute car journey. It was only 11.3km total,
    thats a 10 minute car ride at like 40mph
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  30. Post #3470
    Dennab
    June 2005
    14,184 Posts
    thats a 10 minute car ride at like 40mph
    down a straight and empty runway.
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  31. Post #3471
    IDIOT WHO IS NEVER FUNNY AND CANT UNDER STAND WHEN NOT WANTED
    loopoo's Avatar
    September 2006
    10,711 Posts
    Like NoDachi said lol. This was a good long walk since most of it was uphill.

    And she lived in a little village up near the base of these really large hills / small mountains. Ireland is pretty damn mountainous.
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  32. Post #3472
    IDIOT WHO IS NEVER FUNNY AND CANT UNDER STAND WHEN NOT WANTED
    loopoo's Avatar
    September 2006
    10,711 Posts
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  33. Post #3473
    Gold Member
    Zerokateo's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,380 Posts
    What's the most guaranteed way I could ask a girl out and most likely not get turned down? I'm doing this through facebook also.
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  34. Post #3474
    Awesome Member
    Dennab
    January 2006
    39,999 Posts
    think about what you just asked
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  35. Post #3475
    Gold Member
    Zerokateo's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,380 Posts
    think about what you just asked
    I'm thinking I'm going to fail miserably.
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  36. Post #3476
    Gold Member
    JohanGS's Avatar
    January 2009
    3,597 Posts
    What's the most guaranteed way I could ask a girl out and most likely not get turned down? I'm doing this through facebook also.
    Do you have any rifles or blades?
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  37. Post #3477
    Gold Member
    robmaister12's Avatar
    January 2008
    4,740 Posts
    I'm thinking I'm going to fail miserably.
    With that attitude you will.
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  38. Post #3478
    Dennab
    June 2009
    10,625 Posts
    down a straight and empty runway.
    no i meant through times square

    Edited:

    What's the most guaranteed way I could ask a girl out and most likely not get turned down? I'm doing this through facebook also.
    dont make a big deal out of it. just ask her to go get coffee with you or some other activity where you can see her in person to get to know her
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  39. Post #3479
    Gold Member
    Guy Mannly's Avatar
    April 2010
    4,161 Posts
    What's the most guaranteed way I could ask a girl out and most likely not get turned down? I'm doing this through facebook also.
    opinions are based more on decisions you make automatically than conscious choices you make to get others to like you.
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  40. Post #3480
    Gold Member
    junker154's Avatar
    May 2006
    6,302 Posts
    Man this problem with me and my girlfriend is still a concern to me. I feel like I spend to much time with her and she always asks me to come over and I don't really want to. It's just a feeling inside of me that I want to spend that particular day with someone else or be alone.

    It's not that I dislike her, there are just days were I don't want to see her. Is that really so bad?

    From 7 days in the week I see her on like 5 days and always stay overnight.
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