1. Post #41
    lemonsman's Avatar
    April 2011
    146 Posts
    Sheard: It seems everybody is up in arms about this.
    Co-worker: Well, it was worth a shot.
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  2. Post #42
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    April 2010
    5,976 Posts
    I remember in my old school where us boys wernt allowed to play finger guns because it "scares the girls"
    Its fucking retarded. Playing army was the shit when i was 5.
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  3. Post #43
    his deafness is a cover story for spreading terror across the nation via hand gestures
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  4. Post #44
    Dennab
    January 2007
    8,582 Posts

    Oh no! that child's finger posture resembles a pair of scissors, we must stop her or else she'll influence the other children to stab eachother!
    this disgusting lewd child is obviously making a vaginal symbol with her two devil-fingers
    ban sex ed
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  5. Post #45
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    December 2006
    975 Posts
    (L) OH NO I DID IT TOO, OH FUCK OH SHIT.

    Edit: I think it is a communist plot to teach children how to shoot, reload and clear jams in firearms. The deaf "child" (more like demon) is clearly a spy for the reds.
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  6. Post #46
    Sonydude's Avatar
    August 2007
    661 Posts
    Wonder if schools would have a problem if a kid's name was Kalashnikov or Winchester.
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  7. Post #47
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    January 2012
    488 Posts
    reminds me of when my elementary banned playing tag
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  8. Post #48
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    JumpinJackFlash's Avatar
    December 2010
    5,195 Posts


    He has arrived.

  9. Post #49
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    Don Knotts's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,929 Posts
    Take him down before he gets golden knife.
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  10. Post #50
    Midget576's Avatar
    February 2011
    181 Posts
    Gotta be fucking kidding me. This is ridiculous.

  11. Post #51
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    RR_Raptor65's Avatar
    February 2006
    3,627 Posts
    Wonder if schools would have a problem if a kid's name was Kalashnikov or Winchester.
    Stoner has got to be a double negative then.

  12. Post #52
    Resident Raccoon
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    January 2008
    10,249 Posts


    Watch out everyone, he's flashing gang signs!
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  13. Post #53
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    April 2010
    3,355 Posts
    OH COME ON!!

  14. Post #54
    IPK
    Dennab
    August 2012
    1,876 Posts
    Argh why are some places in the world idiocy hubs and the people who work there idiocy in raw form?!
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  15. Post #55
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    September 2009
    4,028 Posts
    the kid makes letters with his fingers

    the gang "bloods" makes their gang letters with their fingers

    the kid is a member of the nations most violent gang, he needs to get arrested

    hah hah, nice try kid, wearing a blue shirt won't fool us who knows your body is filled with red blood-- the gang color and name of the bloods, coincidence??
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  16. Post #56
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    March 2005
    1,054 Posts
    Should probably stop worrying about what looks like guns, and start worrying more about actual guns.
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  17. Post #57
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    August 2005
    11,874 Posts
    "He's deaf, and his name sign, they say, is a violation of their weapons policy"
    I don't even understand how a sign can be a violation of a weapons policy.
    What if I walk into that school with finger guns?

  18. Post #58
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    November 2010
    7,533 Posts
    I don't even understand how a sign can be a violation of a weapons policy.
    What if I walk into that school with finger guns?
    you'd be making fast friends with the armed police, Swat, news vans and hostage negotiators.
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  19. Post #59
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    June 2009
    4,742 Posts
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  20. Post #60
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    The Worm's Avatar
    December 2011
    1,072 Posts

    G

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    Better ban these too while you're at it.

  21. Post #61
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    SteeleCratos's Avatar
    April 2009
    2,303 Posts
    "uh sir im afraid your son cannot attend our school because his name sign looks like a gun"

    He's 3 years old. these people are retarded.

  22. Post #62
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    slamex's Avatar
    March 2005
    1,054 Posts

    G

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    Better ban these too while you're at it.

    bang

  23. Post #63
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    September 2009
    2,509 Posts
    Holy hell even The Onion couldn't make up something as retarded as this.
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  24. Post #64
    HUGE NERD
    Dacheet's Avatar
    November 2007
    6,023 Posts

    ban sports

  25. Post #65
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    January 2008
    4,882 Posts
    you'd be making fast friends with the armed police, Swat, news vans and hostage negotiators.
    Then you'd just have to mime an explosive vest and some hostages.
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