1. Post #1
    The Cold Wind Of France
    Dennab
    November 2008
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  2. Post #2
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    SonicHitman's Avatar
    April 2009
    6,820 Posts
    zomoobies
    first time i heard that i couldn't stop laughing

  3. Post #3
    equalize, distort, equalize
    healthpoint's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,355 Posts
    I love how Bob yells "!"
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  4. Post #4
    The Cold Wind Of France
    Dennab
    November 2008
    18,714 Posts
    I love how Bob yells "!"
    I wanted to imitate the metal gear alert sound but I couldn't do it vv
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  5. Post #5
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    Talishmar's Avatar
    March 2007
    7,493 Posts
    I wanted to imitate the metal gear alert sound but I couldn't do it vv
    Just maybe you could have mixed the effect in. Good nevertheless.
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    The Combine's Avatar
    July 2009
    9,740 Posts
    This is hilarious!

    Franciz puld triger. Hahahaha

  7. Post #7
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,734 Posts
    Your voice makes me want to turn gay.
    Keep reading fanfics.

    Also your sunglasses are manly as fuck.
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  8. Post #8
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
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    December 2009
    9,042 Posts
    This is the best thing ever.
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  9. Post #9
    Resi wouldn't listen to me so he gave me a title about how I make love to cartoon midget horses. <3
    wizu's Avatar
    October 2008
    684 Posts
    i hav prototip!
    wen skul brok it was his dad.

    Lik dis if you cry evertim.
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  10. Post #10
    The Cold Wind Of France
    Dennab
    November 2008
    18,714 Posts
    Your voice makes me want to turn gay.
    Also your sunglasses are manly as fuck.
    Good thing I didn't put my aviators then, you probably would be humping your monitor.
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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,035 Posts
    But the zombies kept coming!

    Edited:

    Let's do this bob, this will decide the fate of humanity.
    Only legible sentence in that whole thing.

    This could turn into a Full-life consequences type deal.
    The guy that did the full life series could do a video on this in gmod.
    Would be an instant hit.
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    May 2011
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    Good thing I didn't put my aviators then, you probably would be humping your monitor.
    I would have reacted like this.

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    January 2006
    5,075 Posts
    It's entertaining but I think some quick cuts or effects would be really neat and pushing this even funnier
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  14. Post #14
    Da real Rorropirorro
    lenx's Avatar
    April 2010
    173 Posts
    I love your voice, Max.


    mmmyes
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    April 2009
    2,139 Posts
    Did the guy who made Full-Life Consequences make this?
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    Dougley's Avatar
    May 2010
    1,163 Posts
    Story by charger, age nine.

  17. Post #17
    Ast_risk's Avatar
    March 2012
    760 Posts
    "But Bob gravd Choper man and thru him on ground and smashed his skul but wen skul brok it wuz his dad."

    Wow, what an incredible twist. This is getting me all emotional and shit.
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  18. Post #18
    ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽ ﷽
    Dennab
    March 2010
    3,831 Posts
    max, i was already bi, but now im gay
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    Nomad's Avatar
    July 2010
    6,195 Posts
    imagine this being like a half life full life consequences video.

  20. Post #20
    Kaburorne's Avatar
    January 2010
    954 Posts
    This is the best. Carrot-y kicks.

  21. Post #21
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    343N's Avatar
    December 2008
    8,433 Posts
    ohgodimdying

  22. Post #22
    i like how you tried to keep a straight face on most of the time it is a true test of strength

  23. Post #23
    As a wise man once said: Never ask Fatfatfatty for computer advice
    Dennab
    March 2009
    9,166 Posts
    wen skul brok it was his dad.
    Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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  24. Post #24
    The Cold Wind Of France
    Dennab
    November 2008
    18,714 Posts
    i like how you tried to keep a straight face on most of the time it is a true test of strength
    I really skim over stories before I read them... so I discover them as I go

  25. Post #25
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,734 Posts
    Good thing I didn't put my aviators then, you probably would be humping your monitor.
    Go ahead.

  26. Post #26
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    July 2011
    8,434 Posts

    This story has changed my life.

  27. Post #27
    Please waste more of your money changing this title again.
    Gmod4ever's Avatar
    August 2005
    8,223 Posts
    Only thing that would have made it better is if you made more an effort to say the words as they are actually spelled.

    I'm not sure if English is your first language or not, though, so that's understandable.

    An example is, in the first one, where the story says "in the heads with his shotguns and he riped," you still pronounced it as "ripped." It would've been better if you said it like "ripe" (as in "the fruit is ripe") but with a "d" at the end.

    I understand how difficult that is, though. I've tried to do serious readings before (not recorded, but for friends), and it's really hard to say some simpler misspellings like that as they are - you have a tendency to say them as they should be spelled.

    I think you could do it, though, if you take Darkslicer's advice. You can record in multiple takes (for when you fuck up), and just use the transition between the takes for ~dramatic~ cuts and such, as Darkslicer suggests.

    I hope you do more dramatic readings in the future.

  28. Post #28
    100% Homemade
    ZestyLemons's Avatar
    September 2007
    8,751 Posts
    Only thing that would have made it better is if you made more an effort to say the words as they are actually spelled.

    I'm not sure if English is your first language or not, though, so that's understandable.

    I seriously refuse to believe you somehow did not notice his accent.

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    NateLB's Avatar
    March 2007
    4,035 Posts
    Directed by M. Night Shyamalan