1. Post #1
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    April 2012
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    Seeing as how far someone went to post a GIF of a girl licking another's pussy while she was taking a shower, why not have this thread? :D

    "Masturbation refers to the sexual stimulation of a person's genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Masturbation is a common form of autoeroticism, providing sexual pleasure or orgasm in the absence of a partner. The act, when performed with a partner, is called mutual masturbation and is sometimes used as an alternative to sexual intercourse.

    Men and women have techniques and characteristics in common, but also have specific preferences in the ways they like to masturbate. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, although there is variation. Various medical and psychological benefits have been attributed to a healthy attitude to sex in general and to masturbation in particular, and no causal relationship is known between masturbation and any form of mental or physical disorder. Acts of masturbation have been celebrated in art worldwide since prehistory. While there was a period (from the late 18th to the early 20th century) when it was subject to medical censure and social conservatism, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. There have been masturbation marathons and health service slogans such as "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away". It is commonly mentioned in popular music as well as on television, in films and in literature."

    Animal masturbation has been observed in many species, both in the wild and in captivity.


    - Wikipedia


    So how often do you masturbate? Do you even do it at all?
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  2. Post #2
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    Chrille's Avatar
    August 2005
    5,904 Posts
    why do you want to know how often i masturbate?

    Edited:

    what is wrong with you?
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    Place a message on my profile stating how you feel towards me. (obligatory: scriptkiddy destroyer)
    Turing's Avatar
    March 2012
    3,866 Posts
    Not telling you
    why post?
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  5. Post #5
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  6. Post #6
    I like the zip of Miracle Whip
    cheetahben's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,488 Posts
    Who doesn't masturbate these days?
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  7. Post #7
    Certified Catgirl Maid
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    January 2006
    8,692 Posts
    Didn't we have one of these threads a long time ago?
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  8. Post #8
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    SgtTupelo's Avatar
    July 2005
    6,402 Posts
    Hi I'm Tupelo and I masturbate 67 times a day.

    I'm a masturbaholic.
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  9. Post #9
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    ~ZOMG's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,157 Posts
    Who doesn't masturbate these days?
    People in sexual relationships...

    For the record as I'm getting a lot of disagreement, the friends I have that are in sexual relationships, of which, admittedly, there are few, do not masturbate.
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  10. Post #10
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,092 Posts
    I can't get hard unless the girl is anime and has cat ears this is my curse :(
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  11. Post #11
    Gay Member #1
    Louis's Avatar
    November 2009
    7,492 Posts
    People in sexual relationships...
    Your partner is up for sex all of the time, snap your fingers and you got a chick on your dick

    Oh right thats actually not how relationships work I forgot
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  12. Post #12
    Lefter's Avatar
    January 2012
    878 Posts
    I need to stop this shit right now. I'm messing up my friendships.
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  13. Post #13
    ultimate poster
    Itachi_Crow's Avatar
    November 2007
    13,092 Posts
    I need to stop this shit right now. I'm messing up my friendships.
    how do you mess up your friendships by jacking off

    are you jacking off in your friends' houses or something
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  14. Post #14
    Riodoku's Avatar
    May 2010
    602 Posts
    I need to stop this shit right now. I'm messing up my friendships.
    It's not typically a social event.
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  15. Post #15

    July 2011
    495 Posts
    I am doing no fap, sorry
    might quit soon though
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  16. Post #16
    Riodoku's Avatar
    May 2010
    602 Posts
    I am doing no fap, sorry
    might quit soon though
    I will never understand this. Repressing my sexual urges does not sound like a fun time.
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  17. Post #17
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    October 2006
    7,008 Posts
    I happen to be masturbating at this very moment. Yeah, I usually get bored of porn before I finish off, and just kinda jerk it while browsing my usual websites. Gets highly awkward when I once in a while check facebook.
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  18. Post #18
    Turbo Dyke
    Dennab
    June 2010
    19,687 Posts
    Once a week, max
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  19. Post #19
    Best Poster
    Saza's Avatar
    July 2009
    14,916 Posts
    once or twice a week
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  20. Post #20
    HERCULES's Avatar
    May 2012
    67 Posts
    2 or 3 times per month
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  21. Post #21
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    The Calzone's Avatar
    February 2011
    7,974 Posts
    I jerk off exclusively to Anime and Snoop Dogg songs.

    Anime and Weed: all you need.
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  22. Post #22
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    May 2012
    18 Posts
    Hi I'm Tupelo and I masturbate 67 times a day.

    I'm a masturbaholic.
    So this thread is like masturbators anonymous? except we know who you are
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  23. Post #23
    I like the zip of Miracle Whip
    cheetahben's Avatar
    January 2010
    5,488 Posts
    Am I the only one here who actually wanks to porn?
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  24. Post #24
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    RearAdmiral's Avatar
    May 2010
    6,164 Posts
    I masturbate to this thread.
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  25. Post #25
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    Funion's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,006 Posts
    I masturbate to this thread.
    can i see
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  26. Post #26
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    September 2010
    1,092 Posts
    I jerk off exclusively to Anime and Snoop Dogg songs.

    Anime and Weed: all you need.
    I see what you mean.
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  27. Post #27
    asdfghjkl.
    Erasus's Avatar
    May 2011
    2,214 Posts
    1-2 times a day
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  28. Post #28
    Gone but never forgotten.
    Code3Response's Avatar
    November 2009
    19,633 Posts
    Why did I even click on this thread..
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  29. Post #29
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    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
    8,720 Posts
    I left my hand behind some time ago. I now use Belladonna's UR3 Pocket Pussy.

    No shame. Feels good.
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    I left my hand behind some time ago. I now use Belladonna's UR3 Pocket Pussy.

    No shame. Feels good.
    Ready to pound the kinkiest hole in porn? Doc Johnson introduces Belladonna`s Pocket Pussy.
    She doesn`t want to be treated like a princess; she wants to be treated like a slut!
    So go ahead and give her what she wants.
    Molded directly from Belladonna`s pussy, this exact replica is compact sized so you can take her with you wherever you go.
    Made from amazingly life like Non-Phthalate UR3, Bella`s pussy is soft, flexible and feels just like the real thing.
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  31. Post #31
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    July 2011
    2,445 Posts
    Is it weird that I'm a righty, but literally only do it with my left hand? I started out with my right hand, but slowly transitioned to my left hand.
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  32. Post #32
    Turbo Dyke
    Dennab
    June 2010
    19,687 Posts
    why not use both


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  33. Post #33
    Karahaut's Avatar
    April 2011
    1,333 Posts
    2 or 3 times per month
    you are a trooper

    Edited:

       maybe 1-2 times a day or 5+ if i'm really horny that day i dunno   
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    Snickerdoodle's Avatar
    August 2010
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    -snippy-
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  35. Post #35
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    May 2008
    10,768 Posts
    So, does one count the number of times they masturbated that day per general masturbations or per-orgasms achieved?
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  36. Post #36
    Dennab
    April 2012
    1,946 Posts
    Usual amount: 1-2 times. When no one is home: Until it chafes and hurts. I'm not picky when it comes to jerking material. 4chan's /h/ board is amaaazing! Unless the OP stops delivering right in middle of the goddamn thread, too many times that has happened.
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  37. Post #37
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    Charrax's Avatar
    February 2011
    1,503 Posts
    I usually just shove pinecones in my anus until I reach climax.

        regularly 1-2 times a day.    
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  38. Post #38
    Dat Batman's Avatar
    March 2012
    28 Posts
    Am I the only one here who actually wanks to porn?
    Nope
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  39. Post #39
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    May 2007
    2,812 Posts


    Uncle Sam would be proud.
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  40. Post #40
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    March 2009
    2,858 Posts
    it's really annoying that the instant my semen is available for my consumption, i lose any and all inclination to imbibe it
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