1. Post #41
    Absolute tosser, manchild, and belligerent douche-nozzle.
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    July 2006
    11,233 Posts
    The Australian $5 bill can be turned into a whale sucking duck:



    If the person holding it had move it a little they could have added pubes to it too
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  2. Post #42
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    September 2008
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    Do you even know what the towers look like? The towers were perfect rectangular prisms. The ones featured on the bill are not. Pay attention.
    Edited:

    Yeah I misread it. Thought the focus groups mistook the twin towers for naked women, not a separate building for the twin towers and some ruffled plastic for the women. Also don't be a cunt, cunt.

  3. Post #43
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    April 2009
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    They are going to HATE THEMSELVES when the queen dies in a few years and we have to redo all the coins and money.
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  4. Post #44
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    Well our notes over here have manly beards of manliness

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  5. Post #45
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    June 2008
    3,134 Posts
    The United Kingdom, where we have Charles Motherfucking Darwin on what is probably our most used note.
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  6. Post #46
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    June 2008
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    Now I feel ashamed of Sweden's new bills



    See a pattern?
       They're all dead   
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  7. Post #47
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    August 2005
    11,874 Posts
    No more squinting really hard for stuff to look like boobs, alright!

  8. Post #48
    Well at least its an improvement from our old $20.00 bills.

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  9. Post #49
    Dennab
    July 2009
    19,189 Posts
    seeing other countries' money makes me sad we have such ugly money in the US
    At least your is classy. Look at this potato shit
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  10. Post #50
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    May 2006
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    It's not bad, proch.
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  11. Post #51
     
    Dennab
    May 2006
    9,120 Posts
    At least your is classy. Look at this potato shit
    Screw you, Polish currency is fancy as fuck.

  12. Post #52
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    May 2006
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    Well at least its an improvement from our old $20.00 bills.

    Is that Tom Cruise?
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  13. Post #53
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    October 2007
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    seeing other countries' money makes me sad we have such ugly money in the US
    I actually like american currency, it's full of conspiracy theories.
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  14. Post #54
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    September 2009
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    Focus groups for the new $20 bill reported spotting nude women
    That's the Queen and she looks pretty clothed to me.
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  15. Post #55
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    May 2005
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    Is that Tom Cruise?
    Kind of looks like Pierce Brosnan to me.

  16. Post #56
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    August 2006
    14,820 Posts
    can we stop going off topic?

    help me see the naked lady please
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  17. Post #57
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    October 2010
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    I'm so sad, I still can't see it...

  18. Post #58
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    December 2007
    15,083 Posts
    Pff you got nothing on our Czech 200CZK banknote.

    Oh gods. What did you do. I can't look at the 200 banknote with a straight face anymore



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  19. Post #59
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    March 2007
    3,250 Posts
    Well that's one fucked up looking woman.

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  20. Post #60
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    Dennab
    September 2010
    8,976 Posts
    Who cares. Public nudity is mostly legal in Canada.

    Think of it as a expression of our freedoms.
    It is? I never knew that. Maybe because I never see naked people walking around.

  21. Post #61
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    February 2009
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    It is? I never knew that. Maybe because I never see naked people walking around.
    That's because it's Canada - there's nothing but ice and snow up there, who would go around nude in that?
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  22. Post #62
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    September 2005
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    Do they give out acid to these focus groups? Because I'm not seeing either one of those.

    Sure, the twin towers, maybe. If you like, squint really hard.

  23. Post #63
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    November 2007
    8,332 Posts
    At least your is classy. Look at this potato shit
    Looks like the king on a playing card
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  24. Post #64
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    November 2010
    35 Posts
    That's because it's Canada - there's nothing but ice and snow up there, who would go around nude in that?
    Yeah, it's really not ideal to walk around nude in Canada. We have freezing ice and snow for half of the year, this is quickly followed by boiling summers where you're swarmed with mosquitoes. At least, that's how it is in the prairies.

  25. Post #65
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    January 2006
    2,559 Posts
    Looks like the king on a playing card
    i raise you the king of 100's

  26. Post #66
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    December 2009
    16,228 Posts
    The only new Canadian bill I've seen in person was the $50 one. It had a scratch and sniff thing on it that smelled like maple syrup. Do the other ones have that too?
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  27. Post #67
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    July 2006
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    The only new Canadian bill I've seen in person was the $50 one. It had a scratch and sniff thing on it that smelled like maple syrup. Do the other ones have that too?
    You sure that wasn't just the smell of Canada in general?

  28. Post #68
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    November 2007
    8,332 Posts
    The only new Canadian bill I've seen in person was the $50 one. It had a scratch and sniff thing on it that smelled like maple syrup. Do the other ones have that too?
    It's not scratch and sniff; it's the natural smell of the polymer.

  29. Post #69
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    July 2009
    2,412 Posts


    nz money is best money
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  30. Post #70
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    October 2009
    16,901 Posts
    It's obviously a woman with a tower being inserted into her nether region and with a picture of the queen taped to her butt.
    Boner achieved
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  31. Post #71
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    January 2005
    374 Posts
    I've been studying this damn bill, front and back, for about 10 minutes and I have no sodding idea as to how you people are seeing a naked lady.
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  32. Post #72
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    August 2008
    1,509 Posts
    The new bill is fuck ugly compared to the old.

  33. Post #73
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    August 2011
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    I can sort of see two chicks rubbing up against each other where aerolop thought the legs were

    I bet you guys wish you could see it

  34. Post #74
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    April 2007
    5,806 Posts
    And the prize for the most useless, waste-of-every-single-cent, stuck-up, idiotic, nitpicking, nanny-state, douchebag groups goes to :

    Canadian focus groups! Congrats, you are even less useful then shit-flavored icecream.

  35. Post #75
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    November 2010
    35 Posts
    I've been studying this damn bill, front and back, for about 10 minutes and I have no sodding idea as to how you people are seeing a naked lady.

    It's because some of the statues on the Vimy Ridge Memorial are partially nude. It's not all that visible on the bill so the Focus Groups are really getting worked up for no reason.

  36. Post #76
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    September 2010
    1,105 Posts
    This now a currency cock waving thread



    and in australia, our currency cock is rainbow, and is bigger than yours (no homo)
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  37. Post #77
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    November 2011
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    The euro is the most boring currency
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  38. Post #78
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    May 2012
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    Pff you got nothing on our Czech 200CZK banknote.

    Obscene!!!

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  39. Post #79
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    September 2009
    533 Posts
    At least your is classy. Look at this potato shit
    Please, Malaysian Ringgit are the most creative.

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  40. Post #80
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    March 2005
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    nz money is best money
    The way the Queen is baring her teeth ever so slightly in that picture makes me think she's going to bite me or something D:
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