1. Post #1
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    Cinnamonbun's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,089 Posts
    Ok so I keep my car in the garage with a code on it. Last week My tires were out of air so I got some air in it. The next day I notice all my tires are out of air and the caps for the tires are gone and there are knife marks in it so I am all like WTF. I get more air in my tires ( the knife marks didn't go deep enough). I wake up the next day my garage light is gone and my tires are out of air nothing is stolen. Same thing happens for the week and it happened last night. SO I have no idea who is doing it nor why would they do it. Nobody knows the code. So what should I do?


    EDIT: How the fuck is this funny?

    EDIT: Mods please lock this thread people aren't being serious ( except a few people).
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  2. Post #2

    September 2011
    291 Posts
    Security cameras.
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  3. Post #3
    Delrainn's Avatar
    January 2012
    128 Posts
    Police Station!
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  4. Post #4
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    soderholm13's Avatar
    January 2010
    4,777 Posts
    Sit and wait in the dark and stab them at night

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  5. Post #5
    Shellman Deluxe's Avatar
    August 2009
    537 Posts
    Put explosive gas that react to oxygen. then next time this bad guy pops a wheel... Lets just say, it will be his last one MUAHUAUUA!!!
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  6. Post #6
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    Someoneuduno's Avatar
    November 2006
    1,523 Posts
    Buy electric tires.
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  7. Post #7
    st_nick5's Avatar
    May 2007
    760 Posts
    Sit in the garage at night with an air rifle.
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  8. Post #8
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    Canuhearme?'s Avatar
    April 2008
    17,630 Posts
    I would've assumed you'd sit out and wait for them after the third time it happened.
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  9. Post #9
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    AugustBurnsRed's Avatar
    May 2009
    6,049 Posts
    Change code, or camp out in your garage with a weapon
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  10. Post #10

    September 2011
    291 Posts
    Bear traps at every entry point to the garage.

    Edited:
    I love threads like these.
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  11. Post #11
    Disasterpieces's Avatar
    June 2010
    157 Posts
    fill your tires with poisonous gas.
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  12. Post #12
    I once watched a girl get eaten by a horse and it was bad
    Dead Madman's Avatar
    December 2008
    4,772 Posts
    guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and tyred
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  13. Post #13
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    Dippeggs's Avatar
    August 2006
    2,332 Posts
    Wait, they're breaking into your garage?
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  14. Post #14
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    September 2011
    1,089 Posts
    Wait, they're breaking into your garage?

    Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.
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  15. Post #15
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    Canary's Avatar
    May 2010
    2,975 Posts
    guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and tyred
    I burst out laughing.
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  16. Post #16
    Not that bad of a seed
    Dennab
    January 2011
    9,145 Posts
    Like they said: file a police report, stay up in the garage with a ranged weapon of some sort.
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  17. Post #17
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    Pyth's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,145 Posts
    Stab his tires.
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  18. Post #18
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    Cinnamonbun's Avatar
    September 2011
    1,089 Posts
    Stab his tires.
    I have no idea who is doing this.
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  19. Post #19
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    Jasun's Avatar
    June 2009
    3,063 Posts
    Don't worry, it's a sign of affection.
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  20. Post #20
    White Male seeking K-Pop Harem
    G3rman's Avatar
    January 2012
    2,806 Posts
    Kill him by stabbing his body then hang their body outside to show what happens to burglars.

    Problem solved.
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  21. Post #21

    June 2011
    117 Posts
    honestly set up a cheap camera and inform the police
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  22. Post #22
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    robotman5's Avatar
    October 2008
    3,352 Posts
    Get better tires?? or set up cameras or change the code.
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  23. Post #23
    XZXk's Avatar
    November 2007
    176 Posts
    Wait at night in your garage with a clown suit and a chainsaw
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  24. Post #24
    srroesl's Avatar
    December 2007
    335 Posts
    EDIT: How the fuck is this funny?

    EDIT: Mods please lock this thread people aren't being serious ( except a few people).
    lighten up. i've got some spare security cameras you can borrow, pm me
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  25. Post #25
    The Union Jack would look a shit ton better with a Hammer and Sickle in the middle of it
    Bobie's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,738 Posts
    replace the inside of your tyres with acid. give them a NASTY SURPRISE!!!!!
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  26. Post #26
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    October 2011
    1,211 Posts


    Buy one of these, I think a company called Aperture Science sells them.
    But, be careful when you go through the checkout process, in one window they ask if you want to enlist
    in their praying mantis DNA injection program. Seems sketchy to me but the turrets are good!

    (But really, try to think of who would dislike you this much. And call the cops, ofc.)
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  27. Post #27
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    October 2011
    1,934 Posts
    Lurk in the darkness until they arrive then torture them until they die...


    of laughter. Tickle them to death.
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  28. Post #28
    !TROLLMAIL!'s Avatar
    January 2012
    116 Posts
    Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.
    Not a gun,a rocket launcher!
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  29. Post #29
    Dennab
    December 2006
    806 Posts
    guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and tyred
    You are the reason, sir. Why I facepunch.
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  30. Post #30
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    ForestRaptor's Avatar
    June 2008
    1,766 Posts
    Get a motion detecting lamp, break the lightbulb, fill the cover with gasoline, saw-dust and shrapnels, screw everything in place, go hide wielding a blunt object, turn the motion detect on.
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  31. Post #31
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    leach139's Avatar
    August 2007
    6,965 Posts
    You aught to solve this quickly, the tires might get sick of being abused and turn into murdering psycopathic turbo-tyres
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  32. Post #32

    August 2009
    4,673 Posts
    Wait at night in your garage with a clown suit and a chainsaw
    This. He'll be so scared he'll just run.
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  33. Post #33
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    December 2006
    1,010 Posts
    I would totally do the clown suit and chainsaw thing! Remove the chain from the chainsaw beforehand, so you don't accidentally a person
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  34. Post #34
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    Streecer's Avatar
    April 2011
    3,236 Posts
    http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/...t-please-help/

    Did you really feel the need to post this on two different forums?
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  35. Post #35

    September 2011
    291 Posts
    http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/...t-please-help/

    Did you really feel the need to post this on two different forums?
    Stay up all night and see if he comes. You see him stabbing your tires, shout at the top of your longs FUS RO DOH Or Wait for him and call the police and chace him with a knife
    Yet another quality post from our friends at the Minecraft forums.
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  36. Post #36
    LOO POO'S BIG FAN !!!!!!!! LOVES SHITPOSTING ALMOST AS MUCH!!!!
    Yahnich's Avatar
    October 2009
    11,873 Posts
    i'm going to laugh so hard if it ends up your daughter is just fucking with you
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  37. Post #37
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    Hyzo's Avatar
    February 2008
    600 Posts
    Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.

    The logical conclusion is that it's your daughter stabbing the tires.

    i'm going to laugh so hard if it ends up your daughter is just fucking with you
    Incest is not a laughing matter!
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  38. Post #38
    :)
    Ziirxia's Avatar
    December 2011
    645 Posts
    Yet another quality post from our friends at the Minecraft forums.
    Weren't much worse than a lot of those here anyway...
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  39. Post #39
    Juice_Layer's Avatar
    February 2010
    1,141 Posts
    Idk if you've ever seen Law Abiding Citizen, but be that guy.
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  40. Post #40
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    The First 11'er's Avatar
    January 2011
    3,608 Posts
    seriously, install some security cameras.
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