Besides, I can stick my dick over a burning candle and not feel a thing now.
Lol save your money. Last year when I was dating my ex I took her to fondue and it cost like $115 to get out of the place. Hence the "you never took me on nice dates". I don't really like Valentines day though, just a corporate holiday. You should just celebrate Valentine's life and be courteous, sweet, and romantic to women all the time so you can bone them through chocolate bribery.
Anyone here ever burst a blood vessel in their dick? I think I did. For the past 3 months I've had this weird purple mark on my dick and it looks like a bruise but it won't go away. It came out of nowhere. My doctor said he didn't know what it was, but it doesn't hurt and he said it wasn't an STD. He said that it was probably a burst blood vessel. Anyways, just pissing me off. My ex was used to seeing it, but I don't want another girl to freak out if we start stripping down and I have a purple spot on the side of my dick.
can we have pics of ex? :P
(I kid, I kid)
considering asking someone out on valentines, probably will do it day before to be hipster.
though I have been called a "hipster gamer" irl when I bitch about how minecraft and tf2 now are crap, and how I only play obscure Ukrainian/German RTS, milsim/realism, and certain sourcemods.
If people seriously think I'm a music hipster they are seriously not perceiving things correctly. I couldn't give 2 fucks about what music I listen to. As long as it just makes homework less boring and I don't mind how it sounds.
I'm an unintentional hipster :(
but NMH are just so darn good
>Say's to girl that you like her
>She says aww
>Ask girl if she likes me
>She say's maybe
>Few days later fuck up everything by doing a little drama
From mine experience , not always
do any of you have a manual on how to have sex with a female object?
put your willy in her front bottom and wave it about
#1: that means she's crazy
#2: you did something that ticked her off
if situation #1: don't stick your dick in the crazy, feel good that it ended now before you were too attached.
if situation #2: tell us what happened for advice
Went out with the girl I like and a few of her friends to see a horror movie tonight. It was nice and I got to put my arm around her shoulders during the scary parts.. I think I might invite her to hang out at the cafe next time I see her.
So… For my very first post, I have a question or two… What are your opinions on how long it takes to actually know you love somebody…? And how do you know if you love someone? I know these are stupid questions, but I am curious as to what you all think.
Just broke up with my girlfriend after a two and a half year relationship.. feelsbadman.jpg
Holy shit, so if anyone remembers formspring and how it was moderately popular about a year or two years ago, it just made my night.
Some girl that I thought never really even paid attention to me (extremely cute and cool) just messaged me on facebook telling me that this confession about how she thought I was really cool and handsome and stuff just came up front about it. She posted something on my formspring like a year+ ago. Gonna ask this girl on a date! She's mad cute and we go to the same University now.
First real girlfriend, as I am relatively young. She started off begging and shit, turned in to her telling me that I'm, to quote you, "dropping all feelings for her", honestly though, I'm really enjoying the feeling of freedom as you said. Really enjoying this thread, seems like a chill place.
Maybe means shes a hesitant fuck.
Keep on pushing for an answer. that suicidal kid is a pretty good troll hes had them rilled up alright.
I'm not sure whether or not I should introduce my friends to the girl I'm going out with. Seeing as they're just as if not more so introverted and awkward as me. Though her friends seemed pretty strange also (though in a different sort of way.) so I suppose she'll probably like them.
I think I live in the best area for a first date (though semi-second date sort of.) Considering there's a group of Cafes along with some small storefronts on a main street intersecting a small very scenic river with a great ice cream shop right next to the bridge. It's quite beautiful during sunset. Also most of the buildings are converted from some small brick factories from the turn of the century and the rest of the shops are converted from colonial era houses.
Edited:Shit I think I killed the thread.