1. Post #3081
    jackteam54's Avatar
    November 2011
    931 Posts
    no
    I want a
    thor-wing
    knife
    Here you go

    EDIT: Obviously the best page king ever.
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  2. Post #3082
    Dennab
    March 2012
    981 Posts
    Dont have a pic but:

    "selling babys feces baster"
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  3. Post #3083
    仕方が無い
    Cape's Avatar
    April 2012
    4,224 Posts
    Dont have a pic but:

    "selling babys feces baster"
    ....
    ....
    [sub][sub]someone make this.. now[/sub][/sub]
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  4. Post #3084
    jackteam54's Avatar
    November 2011
    931 Posts
    ....
    ....
    [sub][sub]someone make this.. now[/sub][/sub]
    Here you go. (Pro tip: Don't look up baby feces on google)
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  5. Post #3085
    Gold Member
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    6,479 Posts
    drunkalien: buying bison
    I don't know, it made me laugh.
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  6. Post #3086
    Blue Member

    September 2011
    3,661 Posts
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  7. Post #3087
    Gold Member
    TectoImprov's Avatar
    July 2012
    9,089 Posts
    Oh he's got it trademarked, maybe now we'll stop seeing everyone named Pinkie Pie.
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  8. Post #3088
    JXZ
    JXZ's Avatar
    May 2012
    994 Posts
    Here you go

    EDIT: Obviously the best page king ever.
    thanks
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  9. Post #3089
    Gold Member
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,789 Posts
    Dont have a pic but:

    "selling babys feces baster"
    New Scout weapon equivalent to the Jarate.
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  10. Post #3090
    Dennab
    September 2011
    10,734 Posts
    Using homosexual as an insult when you pretend to be a pink pony.

    Something's wrong here.
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  11. Post #3091
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
    TCB's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,042 Posts
    Dont have a pic but:

    "selling babys feces baster"
    holy fuck what
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  12. Post #3092
    Gold Member
    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,407 Posts
    Using homosexual as an insult when you pretend to be a pink pony.

    Something's wrong here.
    Well, technically he isn't using it as an insult.
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  13. Post #3093
    Gold Member
    dass's Avatar
    August 2005
    11,874 Posts
    NighTeam is shit because it's on the quick connect server list. Gamebreaking donator shit shouldn't be on the default gameserver join thing. F2Pers deserve better than that. That's how shit your servers are.
    Best thing about them is how some premium members try to duel you with premium, and some justify the premium after stomping the opposite team with 3 or 4 premiums.

    Seriously, premium soldier is complete bullshit. The server is actually nice, the only problem with it is the perks that completely break the game and make even a single pyro a huge problem for a whole team.
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  14. Post #3094
    4444's Avatar
    September 2011
    917 Posts









    I've never heard it called that before.
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  15. Post #3095
    Gold Member
    ElectricSquid's Avatar
    January 2010
    7,789 Posts









    I've never heard it called that before.
    Wrong end of the EM spectrum.
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  16. Post #3096
    GLH
    GLH's Avatar
    July 2011
    882 Posts
    There is a point where this needs to stop and we've clearly passed it
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  17. Post #3097
    Gold Member
    Erfly's Avatar
    April 2011
    6,978 Posts
    There is a point where this needs to stop and we've clearly passed it
    umad makes me mad, not for what they've done, just the fact that they're using umad.
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  18. Post #3098
    Gold Member
    Drury's Avatar
    April 2011
    13,223 Posts
    umad makes me mad, not for what they've done, just the fact that they're using umad.
    As they'd say, "successful troll is successful"
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  19. Post #3099
    Gold Member
    artDecor's Avatar
    July 2012
    3,758 Posts
    umad makes me mad, not for what they've done, just the fact that they're using umad.
    The fact that they got any negativity out of you is good enough.
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  20. Post #3100
    beasty's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,023 Posts
    "I buy your unusually hatte?"
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  21. Post #3101
    Gold Member
    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,407 Posts
    umad makes me mad, not for what they've done, just the fact that they're using umad.
    So it's doing its job.
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  22. Post #3102
    Star Extraordinaire
    Blazyd's Avatar
    May 2011
    4,370 Posts
    "I buy your unusually hatte?"
    Where's the funny? 99% sure he was referring to someone unusual grimm hatte
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  23. Post #3103
    Gold Member
    tempunary's Avatar
    September 2012
    4,712 Posts
    me: anyone want some steak?

    f2p jones: you use steak to make sandvich right?
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  24. Post #3104
    twistedmetale's Avatar
    August 2012
    44 Posts
    xXgrimmy778Xx: how do i repair my turret?
    me:hit it with your wrench
    xXgrimmy778Xx:wouldnt that destroy it?
    me:no, that repairs it
    xXgrimmy778Xx:what a stupid game
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  25. Post #3105
    Gold Member
    Dr. Ethan Asia's Avatar
    September 2011
    2,418 Posts
    I wonder how many of these are made up by the posters...
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  26. Post #3106
    Gold Member
    trollbuster's Avatar
    June 2011
    804 Posts
    I wonder how many of these are made up by the posters...
    about 80%
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  27. Post #3107
    TCB
    I AM A FIRE LORD
    TCB's Avatar
    December 2009
    9,042 Posts
    I wonder how many of these are made up by the posters...
    none



    i just saw a heavy say "u r teh gay man xD le faget"

       if its not a screenshot its quite likely to be made up   
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  28. Post #3108
    Gold Member
    Goodwell's Avatar
    July 2011
    8,140 Posts
    There was a Spy creeping around my stuff.

    Then he decloaked behind me and never drew a weapon. As you'd expect, i smacked him six ways from Sunday.

    Next i see in the chat "how i kill with sapper?"

    Couldn't help but giggle.
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  29. Post #3109
    Gold Member
    Jesp's Avatar
    October 2011
    1,740 Posts
    Gotta say, it would be cool if you could temporarily sap the engie's Gunslinger arm
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  30. Post #3110
    Gold Member
    Pocket Medic's Avatar
    December 2009
    13,407 Posts
    Gotta say, it would be cool if you could temporarily sap the engie's Gunslinger arm
    What you have just described is the absolute hard counter to 'cool'
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  31. Post #3111
    Gold Member
    RandomGamer342's Avatar
    April 2011
    2,486 Posts




    This guy kept complaining about everything. His teammates, me, my team, everything. He was hell-bent that everyone were just noobs and that he was ~137 pro~, even though he got 0 points in three rounds in a row.



    As an added bonus, from the same game, there was this engi who went everywhere with his wrangler out and held m1. He did amazing things, like point his sentry at the ground, at his own teleporters and himself. Not once did he let the sentry target anything by itself until he ragequit. He was also one out of 4 engineers on the team that didn't realise that you can break sappers with wrenches. Even after i told them they could.

    Sigh.
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  32. Post #3112
    teddthebucfan's Avatar
    September 2011
    921 Posts
    It happened again:
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  33. Post #3113
    Gunth's Avatar
    October 2012
    1 Posts
    "Selling Balloonicorn Pony (rare)"
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  34. Post #3114
    beasty's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,023 Posts
    Where's the funny? 99% sure he was referring to someone unusual grimm hatte
    It was an unusual larrikin robin he wanted. Mine.
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  35. Post #3115
    Blue Member

    September 2011
    3,661 Posts
    a french person with very bad english tried to sell me an usual hat for earbuds
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  36. Post #3116
    Blue Member

    September 2011
    3,661 Posts
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  37. Post #3117
    Pyrosexual Member (I vigorously masturbate to flames)
    Zadrave's Avatar
    March 2011
    13,909 Posts
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  38. Post #3118
    Gold Member
    Archimedes's Avatar
    April 2012
    6,479 Posts


    (this was too easy of a joke to make and i am sorry)
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  39. Post #3119
    Gold Member
    yellowoboe's Avatar
    February 2007
    19,465 Posts
    Worth the waist.
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  40. Post #3120
    Gold Member
    Ripper Roo's Avatar
    July 2011
    5,487 Posts
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