1. Post #81
    Spybreak's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,107 Posts
    Ookie Cookie? More like WHORE-eos.

    :D!
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  2. Post #82
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    June 2007
    544 Posts
    It's funny, because this stuff is pretty common in American highschool athletic departments. Senior students (usually in football, soccer, and basketball) will sexually haze freshman players, and thus, when that generation reaches their Senior class, they continue the cycle. It's a horrible thing, because athletic students will get away with this as other students find it perfectly normal, the victims are too embarrassed to complain, coaches turn their head, and most teachers never find out.

    For example,a couple of years ago, a freshman student was forced to walk across the school's parking lot naked with a pickle tucked inside of his asshole, if the pickle fell out, he would have to take a bite and continue. There are worse stories, many where freshman have been actually raped, but I only heard about those.
    What kind of fucked up school did you go to?

    Edit:
    or we just don't have that happen in Ohio..
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  3. Post #83
    Played it for the plot
    Dennab
    October 2008
    13,776 Posts
    The risk of getting aids by ingesting semen is incredibly low
    low, but not zero.
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  4. Post #84
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    November 2008
    24,882 Posts
    Someone at my school has been charged for rape before.
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  5. Post #85
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    Dennab
    January 2006
    39,999 Posts
    if someone actually ate it that would be even more amazing

  6. Post #86
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    August 2008
    11,183 Posts
    this is the town right next to me

    needless to say, the jokes have been flying as of recent

  7. Post #87
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    June 2007
    3,287 Posts
    In Norway it's called "Kjeksen", the last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
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  8. Post #88
    Dennab
    April 2010
    4,007 Posts
    In Norway it's called "Kjeksen", the last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
    As far as I know we don't have anything like this in Holland.
    Or my school is just not fucking stupid.

  9. Post #89
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    July 2005
    1,308 Posts
    So wait, do you jizz on the cookie all at the same time in some massive circle jerk cookie bananza or do you like... pass it around in a plastic bag until everyone has jizzed on it? Or is it that you take your semen, store it, then all get together to put the semens on the oreo?

  10. Post #90
    Dennab
    April 2010
    4,007 Posts
    So wait, do you jizz on the cookie all at the same time in some massive circle jerk cookie bananza or do you like... pass it around in a plastic bag until everyone has jizzed on it? Or is it that you take your semen, store it, then all get together to put the semens on the oreo?
    I think they all jerk off while sucking eachother's nipples like some amateur gay porno, then the last guy that jizzes on the cookie downs it along with the teamcream.
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  11. Post #91
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    September 2006
    6,349 Posts
    I've heard rumors that people played this game, but I never thought they'd be true. Who the fuck would be sick enough to invent this game?
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  12. Post #92
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    July 2005
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    I've heard rumors that people played this game, but I never thought they'd be true. Who the fuck would be sick enough to invent this game?
    Someone who thinks milk is oreo's second best friend.
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  13. Post #93
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    February 2011
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    Can I eat it anally?
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  14. Post #94
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    October 2007
    3,686 Posts
    That's a bit gay
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  15. Post #95
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    September 2009
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    Let it be known this happens in Argentina as well. I was tricked into doing the same thing.

    The recollections of that moment will haunt me forever. :/
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  16. Post #96
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    October 2011
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    Can I eat it anally?

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  17. Post #97
    Let it be known this also happens in Argentina as well. I was tricked into doing the same thing.

    The recollections of that moment will haunt me forever. :/
    tricked? into eating a cookie covered in cum? keep telling yourself that!
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  18. Post #98
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    August 2007
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    Let it be known this also happens in Argentina as well. I was tricked into doing the same thing.

    The recollections of that moment will haunt me forever. :/
    what exactly did you think it was? expired milk?
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  19. Post #99
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    September 2009
    12,696 Posts
    tricked? into eating a cookie covered in cum? keep telling yourself that!
    I swear it looked like cream to me (?)
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  20. Post #100
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    August 2007
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    I swear it looked like cream to me (?)
    was it delicious? and was the guy giving it to you extremely cute?
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  21. Post #101
    bake someone a cake with laxatives and viagra and then they will have poopboners
    n0cturni's Avatar
    August 2007
    4,398 Posts
    I swear it looked like cream to me (?)
    how the fuck did you not smell it

    its jizz

    jizz doesnt smell like cream
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  22. Post #102
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    May 2010
    346 Posts
    I like how she said 99% of the town was shocked, as if she's trying to factor in that some people have a fetishy-thing for eating semen or semen with food. I mean, she can't go on the news and offend those people, right? She'd get sued!

  23. Post #103
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    October 2009
    2,359 Posts
    i will fight someone before i eat a cookie covered in jizz

    Edited:

    those niggas who ate it were soft as fuck
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  24. Post #104
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    January 2005
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    I think they all jerk off while sucking eachother's nipples like some amateur gay porno, then the last guy that jizzes on the cookie downs it along with the teamcream.
    As long as they don't cross the streams it's not gay.
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  25. Post #105
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    January 2010
    5,843 Posts
    those niggas who ate it were soft as fuck
    But the boys who didn't were quite hard.

    ;)
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  26. Post #106
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    February 2011
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    Looks like the newcomers weren't the only ones coming today.
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  27. Post #107
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    January 2009
    1,254 Posts
    I like how she said 99% of the town was shocked, as if she's trying to factor in that some people have a fetishy-thing for eating semen or semen with food. I mean, she can't go on the news and offend those people, right? She'd get sued!
    232 people have a fetish for ingesting semen in Easton
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  28. Post #108
    Memento audere semper- audaces fortuna iuvat.
    lapsus_'s Avatar
    February 2010
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    Digusting
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  29. Post #109
    TheDamnWizards!'s Avatar
    November 2011
    368 Posts
    Mmm delicious.
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  30. Post #110
    I asked Obama about Facepunch and all I got was molested by the Secret Service
    loco's Avatar
    December 2009
    2,782 Posts
    That is umm.. interesting? The only sort of hazing I've done is throw a chip in the grass and force a kid to eat it so he can be in my group of friends when I was in 2nd grade.
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  31. Post #111
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    January 2011
    3,020 Posts
    So was it good for you too,Oreo ?
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  32. Post #112
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    July 2010
    1,770 Posts
    Its kinda funny, jocks (most asshole ones) call people who don't play sports or who don't really show athletic ability gay and other homosexual remarks. But yet they do shit in the showers and sexual haze other MEN on their team.

    I don't see gamers or anyone sexual hazing people to join their team or club.
    This is also known as being a sexually confused moron.

    Edited:

    In Norway it's called "Kjeksen", the last one to jizz on the cookie has to eat it.
    What the fuck

    Edited:

    what kind of person would come up with some demented bullshit like this?
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  33. Post #113
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    October 2010
    15,492 Posts
    I'm less than an hour from there
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  34. Post #114
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    Paravin's Avatar
    November 2007
    7,431 Posts
    Haha, dude what the fuck.

  35. Post #115
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    dass's Avatar
    August 2005
    11,874 Posts
    And I thought some hazing around here with pig entrails was bad...

  36. Post #116
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    November 2008
    3,339 Posts
    Oh dear god...
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  37. Post #117
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    February 2011
    3,343 Posts
    Navy Cookie.

  38. Post #118
    Oh dear god...
    that's a really terribly photoshopped facepunch thread
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  39. Post #119
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    17,856 Posts
    In Britain we call it 'Soggy Biscuit'
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  40. Post #120
    TheDamnWizards!'s Avatar
    November 2011
    368 Posts
    That's pretty gross, and I won't eat oreos for a while after reading this.
    What? No it's not gross! What is this heresy you speak of?
    I was eating a box of oreos while reading this, they taste more like chocolate now.