1. Post #161
    Watching the world burn is my hobby.
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    February 2005
    23,014 Posts
    You know, if it wasn't 2:30 in the morning I wouldn't have clicked this thread.

    I would have lacked much enlightenment.
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  2. Post #162
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    November 2011
    11,903 Posts


    So deep.
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  3. Post #163
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    December 2011
    19 Posts
    Horse_ebooks
    "Accept spooky objects"

    I never thought about it that way...

  4. Post #164
    Fabulous Vailglorous Extraordinaire
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    February 2007
    10,198 Posts
    This is fucking hilarious, my face hurts after reading these four pages
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  5. Post #165
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    July 2009
    7,117 Posts
    Now You Too Can Kiss Hair
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  6. Post #166
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    November 2008
    11,850 Posts
    Mercury. Venus. The Earth. I Mars. Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. 6 n Conjunction. Quadrature. Opposition. Ascending Node. Descending
    I was sort of nodding off as I read this so once I got to "6 n conjunction" and kept reading I experienced a true mindfuck.

  7. Post #167
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    September 2010
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  8. Post #168
    Dennab
    June 2007
    8,436 Posts
    But if you don t agree with my reasoning and ACTUALLY IMMEDIATELY START MAKING WORLD PEACE YOURSELF, (I ll show you how) I ll
    8 Dec

  9. Post #169
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    13,194 Posts
    this horse is blowin my fucking mind

    Edited:

    DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI MI RE RE MI RE SOL MI MI MI MI MI MI MI SOL DO RE MI FA FA FA FA FA MI MI MI SOL SOL FA RE DO GO TELL

    !!!

    Edited:

    9 WHY WE PREFER UNHEATED PROPERTIES 1 0THE TIME IS NOW

    Edited:

    i cant stop imagining a horse doing/saying these things
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  10. Post #170
    Dennab
    June 2007
    8,436 Posts
    this horse is the second coming of jesus.

    i shall devote my life to its teachings
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  11. Post #171
    Tabasco Lord
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    September 2005
    13,194 Posts
    Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
    The tips you have all been waiting years for... the answer to the question, how do I get rich with AdWords

  12. Post #172
    Dennab
    June 2007
    8,436 Posts
    Now is your chance to learn everything you need to know about how to weld and cut steel and...join me
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  13. Post #173
    HUGE NERD
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    November 2007
    6,023 Posts
    There's a new dance craze called "The Cat" where you roll on your back and pepper the club with machine gun fire.

    Oh god I can't breathe.
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  14. Post #174
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    October 2008
    9,744 Posts
    ALL POSSIBLE CLAMS
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  15. Post #175

    November 2011
    41 Posts
    Now is your chance to learn everything you need to know about how to weld and cut steel and... join me
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  16. Post #176
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    July 2010
    3,106 Posts
    NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
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  17. Post #177
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    April 2010
    750 Posts
    The fact that this is semi-coherent but not a complete mess leads me to think that @horse_ebooks might be a markov chain-controlled bot. Is this plausible?
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  18. Post #178
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    December 2006
    106 Posts
    Brilliant mindless 'literature' for 1 in the morning.

  19. Post #179
    Extraction Point
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    July 2006
    8,147 Posts
    The fact that this is semi-coherent but not a complete mess leads me to think that @horse_ebooks might be a markov chain-controlled bot. Is this plausible?
    Highly likely.

  20. Post #180
    Abused by Girlfriend
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    January 2010
    17,856 Posts
    Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
    plastic wedding
    11 hours ago
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  21. Post #181
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    September 2008
    128 Posts
    Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this horse has a facebook page and a lot of the comments on the posts are hilarious:

    https://www.facebook.com/horse.ebooks
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  22. Post #182
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    June 2010
    6,455 Posts
    Hamsters won t whistle in the mornings and wake you up

    Thank you, Horse.
    I now know my next pet.

  23. Post #183
    Gen
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    December 2011
    335 Posts
    Young people arent being taught the right words to even ask the right questions
    This. This is just beautiful and deep. And so true. I just got to write that down.
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  24. Post #184
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    August 2010
    966 Posts


    it has reached an new level of intelligence.
    it has started flirting.


    WIGGLE WIGGLE WINK WINK
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  25. Post #185
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    April 2005
    2,020 Posts
    Horse_ebooks posted:
    .I AM THE UNDISPUTED KING OF CASH AND I AM UTTERLY FREE
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  26. Post #186
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    July 2010
    10,568 Posts
    The march has been ban. They ban it yesterday. He went round
    Sounds like Australia
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  27. Post #187
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    July 2009
    7,117 Posts
    Sounds like Australia
    It's trying to warn us about SOPA but it can't properly express itself. It's struggling and trying, but we can't understand it. Its mission is futile.
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  28. Post #188
    Quq
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    December 2010
    1,919 Posts
    bubble
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  29. Post #189
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    June 2010
    4,021 Posts
    Freudian analyst, paint pictures, dance, do bio-energetic exercises and yoga, meditate, levitate, pray, and commune with nature on peyote -
    this is one rad horse
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  30. Post #190
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    July 2008
    262 Posts
    This has somehow made me laugh more then anything in lmao pics, and I go there like every day.
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  31. Post #191
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    March 2008
    63 Posts
    My god...

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  32. Post #192
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    July 2008
    2,781 Posts

    OH GOD NOT THE TEETH.
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  33. Post #193
    Dennab
    June 2007
    3,719 Posts
    This has somehow made me laugh more then anything in lmao pics, and I go there like every day.
    Well LMAO pics isn't very funny.
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  34. Post #194
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    August 2011
    3,823 Posts
    Well LMAO pics isn't very funny.
    LMAO pics is 4chan on Facepunch. Like Hell on Earth.
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  35. Post #195
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    January 2007
    7,254 Posts

    easy jet fucking suck
    I was on a flight to los angeles, except I ended up in fucking los angeles
    this made me laugh so hard
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  36. Post #196
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    April 2011
    89 Posts

    Okay!
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  37. Post #197
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    April 2005
    2,020 Posts


    That'll be a little tricky!
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  38. Post #198
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    January 2007
    7,254 Posts
    "this kills the horse."
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  39. Post #199
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    August 2010
    5,521 Posts


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  40. Post #200
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    January 2009
    2,409 Posts
    Who Else Wants To Drive around using WATER as FUEL and LAUGH
    Want to unlock the hidden doors of your inner being? Abraham Lincoln has the key.
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