1. Post #3281
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    Dennab
    April 2011
    4,671 Posts
    "When worn by a male subject, SCP-xxx have proven to cause mild to severe discomfort, questioning in own sexuality, and in some case major blushing in the facial area and/or anger. Roughly one in twenty, however, seems to recieve the opposite effects, commenting on how SCP-xxx makes them 'feel comfortable with their inner self' and 'offers a loverly freedom of motion'."

    [editline]24th March 2012[/editline

    "D-xxxx: This is [REDACTED] gay..."
    MAXIMUM KINK
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  2. Post #3282
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    DrasarSalman's Avatar
    August 2009
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    SCP material?
    I think it is an article about it already.

    Edited:

    here
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  3. Post #3283
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    Riller's Avatar
    October 2006
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    I think it is an article about it already.

    Edited:

    here
    Not the exact same. That SCP is run aground, where the one in the picture seems afloat.
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  4. Post #3284
    elitehakor v2's Avatar
    June 2010
    3,717 Posts
    fish taste gross.
    you taste gross
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  5. Post #3285
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
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    July 2011
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    When left in contact with Scp - 1846, individuals will quickly become enraged. Tests on d-class have resulted in [data retracted].

    All D-class were terminated.

    Addendum - 1846 - 1 : several instances SCP - 1846 have successfully been used as memetic kill agents on D-class with previous experiences of Scp-1846.

    All individuals in this thread have come to acknowledge the foundation and that is why a sample of SCP 1846 is to be displayed on this page.

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    Get mad.
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  6. Post #3286
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    JustGman's Avatar
    December 2005
    5,591 Posts
    fish taste gross.
    im going to decommission the hell out of you.
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  7. Post #3287
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    July 2007
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       Whoever translated before reading this, you're going to die now :v:   

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1064
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  8. Post #3288
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    February 2009
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       Whoever translated before reading this, you're going to die now :v:   

    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1064
    "CONTROLLED DASH PARDON SHARP PUNCH OPINION PREVAILS OVER SULLIED INITIATE REPRESENTED BROTHER GROANS THE PARTICLE STARES WITHIN PARTICLE OUR ALIENS YAWNOUR ALIENS YA]"
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  9. Post #3289
    Head over heels in love with Pudding~
    HorizoN's Avatar
    January 2012
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    you taste gross
    :(
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  10. Post #3290
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    December 2011
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    http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-930


    Not too good, not too bad, but does need improvement. just thought I would share.
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  11. Post #3291
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    "CONTROLLED DASH PARDON SHARP PUNCH OPINION PREVAILS OVER SULLIED INITIATE REPRESENTED BROTHER GROANS THE PARTICLE STARES WITHIN PARTICLE OUR ALIENS YAWNOUR ALIENS YA]"
    YOU SON OF A B
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  12. Post #3292
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    kinda late, but I imagine agents to be the stereotypical men in black, wearing suits, sunglasses, earpiece.
    I always imagine them like this, specifically I think of the Matrix agents.
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  13. Post #3293
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    Dennab
    April 2011
    4,671 Posts
    what do you guys think an SCP foundation movie would be about? i'm thinking simething like "The Taming of Six-Eight-Two" or just something leading up to Montauk-110, but shit there are so many SCPs that would make great movies
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  14. Post #3294
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Scarabix's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,917 Posts
    I don't like 682. I didn't even enjoy reading the article.
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  15. Post #3295
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    August 2009
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    What's so bad about invulnerable giant lizards?
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  16. Post #3296
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    Zakkin's Avatar
    August 2009
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    Eh, it'd probably not be movies, just episodes.
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  17. Post #3297
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    Dennab
    April 2011
    4,671 Posts
    -nofun-
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  18. Post #3298
    Just a Homestuck OC with a massive dick
    Irockz's Avatar
    April 2011
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    http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500

    "SCP personnel below Level 3 are now banned from handling SCP-500. This is not to be used to cure a hangover. Get AIDS and then ask permission."
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  19. Post #3299
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  20. Post #3300
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    July 2009
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    ^ i fapped to that.
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  21. Post #3301
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    Dennab
    April 2011
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    he got lil ole legs
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  22. Post #3302
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
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    what do you guys think an SCP foundation movie would be about? i'm thinking simething like "The Taming of Six-Eight-Two" or just something leading up to Montauk-110, but shit there are so many SCPs that would make great movies
    I think something less about the SCPs themselves and more about the fiction based around the Foundation itself would work better. Like, there was a story by Clef (can't remember the name, it's the one where Bright goes batshit and everybody tries to kill him before everything goes wrong) and it was so incredibly cinematic that it could be adapted to film with ridiculous ease.
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  23. Post #3303
    Oh no, what have I done!
    Dennab
    November 2007
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  24. Post #3304
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    Dennab
    April 2011
    4,671 Posts
    I think something less about the SCPs themselves and more about the fiction based around the Foundation itself would work better. Like, there was a story by Clef (can't remember the name, it's the one where Bright goes batshit and everybody tries to kill him before everything goes wrong) and it was so incredibly cinematic that it could be adapted to film with ridiculous ease.
    Got a link? Never heard of that one, sounds like a good read.
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  25. Post #3305
    Dennab
    June 2007
    3,719 Posts
    For some reason I've always imagined Foundation agents to look like those white-vested Aesir security guys from Max Payne.
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  26. Post #3306
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    Cone's Avatar
    August 2011
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    Got a link? Never heard of that one, sounds like a good read.
    I'll try and find it. Gimme a second.

    Edited:

    Think I found it. It's pretty damn good anyways.
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  27. Post #3307
    Ginger gizzard amateur~
    Scarabix's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,917 Posts
    dem typos.

    Edited:

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  28. Post #3308
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    February 2009
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    Funny, I always thought the SCP foundation agents wore fedoras and 1950's rain coats.

    Edited:

    I always imagined Agents as ridiculously badass guys that generally dress like this(for combat,obviously)



    or like this



    or even,for the more badass squads(such as an extraterrestrial planet surface operations team,for when an SCP leads to another planet or the foundation is hunting something on Mars),stuff like this

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  29. Post #3309
    I survived Camp FP 2010
    Viper202's Avatar
    July 2006
    6,471 Posts

    forever
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  30. Post #3310
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    August 2006
    608 Posts
    Equipment for the MTFs vary, therefore their appearances do. You won't see heavily armed guys in the disinformation MTF.
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  31. Post #3311
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    November 2011
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    I honestly think that SCP-173 is a Non-Corporeal entity that inhabits statues like angel statues. With the image I posted earlier, it shows a large black mass. That could be what is hiding inside all those statues.
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  32. Post #3312
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    August 2011
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    I honestly think that SCP-173 is a Non-Corporeal entity that inhabits statues like angel statues. With the image I posted earlier, it shows a large black mass. That could be what is hiding inside all those statues.
    Maybe, but since it would save a metric fuckton of D-Class if 173 inhabited a stone dildo instead of a walking concrete statue, I think the Foundation would have exploited it by now.
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  33. Post #3313
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    January 2010
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    Maybe, but since it would save a metric fuckton of D-Class if 173 inhabited a stone dildo instead of a walking concrete statue, I think the Foundation would have exploited it by now.
    Maybe they haven't discovered this because they don't keep a stock of stone penises with which to test.
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  34. Post #3314
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    Dennab
    March 2011
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    And why the fuck don't they?

    a little 173 vignette
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  35. Post #3315
    MightyMax's Avatar
    July 2009
    6,387 Posts
    And why the fuck don't they?

    a little 173 vignette
    i really don't like that article.
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  36. Post #3316
    Dennab
    July 2011
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    And why the fuck don't they?

    a little 173 vignette
    I don't see the need to change the original any.

    173 multiplying just seems rather...out of character. There are certain things you come to accept as fact with some SCPs, and 173 just being a killer statue that moves when not being observed is one of those things. There just isn't anything else to it.
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  37. Post #3317
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    May 2010
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    Why the hell is it in Wales?
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  38. Post #3318
    Dennab
    July 2011
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  39. Post #3319
    :thinking:
    UberMunchkin's Avatar
    March 2010
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    I always imagined Agents as ridiculously badass guys that generally dress like this(for combat,obviously)



    or like this



    or even,for the more badass squads(such as an extraterrestrial planet surface operations team,for when an SCP leads to another planet or the foundation is hunting something on Mars),stuff like this

    I was thinking, why don't the Agents dress up in the classic Men in Black suit thing?


    This would mean that the SCP Foundation is only a crazy conspiracy to everyone. Anyone who spills the beans on being visited by them is 'somehow' branded insane by the general pubic. After being taunted by the public, they start going into a state of social solidarity until they basically go insane.
    This would mean any strange phenomenon (E.G. - MothMan, UFO's, Lizard Men etc) are actually SPB's, and that after seeing one they'd [presumably] be contacted by the Agents [who would be the M.I.B.]. Then we could go further by saying that Area 51 would be a huge SPB Containment facility.
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  40. Post #3320
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    August 2009
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    The more jokes which are made about 173, the more silly it seems. It is barely creepy anymore.
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