1. Post #761
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,263 Posts
    I was driving a car. Some idiotic 2 year old prop-pushes me onto my back. I tell him to stop before he's banned, and it turns out he's an admin... So I made him wanted, he said something about "don't threaten to ban if ur non-admin, darr durr darr", and I hit him with an arrest stick. I say "fail" but im stuck in the wall. Just as im typing "kill" to get out of the wall, I disconnect cus im banned. Admins should have an age limit of no younger than 10.
    Edit: Just wondering, is there any way to find out if its a perma, or to contact the admin and tell him why I should be un-banned?
    Ten? I think it should be more like 16
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  2. Post #762
    Gold Member
    devonjones's Avatar
    December 2007
    587 Posts
    Ten? I think it should be more like 18*
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  3. Post #763
    Fluttershy Enthusiast
    thelurker1234's Avatar
    June 2011
    3,814 Posts
    More like, None. It should be based on the person himself. I know adults that behave like children. And 8-14-ish admins that are very responsible
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  4. Post #764
    Ask me about my secret society of Jihadist Mexican Lobsters
    Michael haxz's Avatar
    July 2010
    1,110 Posts
    Banned

    Stupid dipshit sniper fail
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  5. Post #765
    Goldest Member
    TylerB's Avatar
    October 2011
    743 Posts
    Hailedbean posted:
    I was once banned from a build server because the rules stated that you could not spawn something you did not make. When an admin did this once, I called him out, he immediately permabanned me
    Sounds exactly like TylerB's shithole.
    good laugh - you've never even joined my server.

    ontopic: Some DarkRP server, an admin RDM'd me, I complained. Banned "admin disrespect"
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  6. Post #766

    October 2011
    1 Posts
    i got baned perment for begining a donator in a server -..-
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  7. Post #767
    Facepunch's #1 Huskybutt
    James xX's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,988 Posts
    i got baned perment for begining a donator in a server -..-


    Did you create an account just to post this?
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  8. Post #768
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,534 Posts


    Did you create an account just to post this?
    October 2011 is not the same as Feburary 2012.
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  9. Post #769
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    Lurker alert
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  10. Post #770
    Gold Member
    MaikkiBoi's Avatar
    May 2010
    961 Posts
    He sure has been silent for quite a long time.


    E: I just noticed that I joined May 2010 and I only have 122 posts :o
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  11. Post #771
    RedNinja's Avatar
    July 2011
    380 Posts
    Joining an american TTT server with the name "9/11Lover". Insta-Perm'd
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  12. Post #772
    DerTontaiLama's Avatar
    November 2010
    316 Posts
    Joining an american TTT server with the name "9/11Lover". Insta-Perm'd
    No excuse in that - pretty dumb remark.
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  13. Post #773
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,898 Posts
    Joining an american TTT server with the name "9/11Lover". Insta-Perm'd
    You're like this kid I know at school who tried saying 9/11 was funny trying to get attention. All he got was people looking at him like he's stupid and every single one of his friends to call him out. The only difference is you're on the internet and instead of people thinking you're stupid, they think you're stupid and a really bad troll.
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  14. Post #774
    Facepunch's #1 Huskybutt
    James xX's Avatar
    July 2011
    1,988 Posts
    October 2011 is not the same as Feburary 2012.
    For both of us to be right, he would need to be a time traveler ...

    ... one can always hope
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  15. Post #775
    Gold Member
    Creid's Avatar
    August 2011
    564 Posts
    My Steam name is Hanson. I did not obtain my name from the Hansons Window company (Window company in Ohio and Michigan), but rather from an old HL2RP I used to participate in.

    A week ago I joined a random Deathrun server and started playing, and about one round in I was the last one left alive and was kicked and banned for reason: "your windows suck".
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  16. Post #776
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Death_God's Avatar
    April 2008
    4,687 Posts
    Why back in my day, gmod 9 era to be exact, I was banned from a hardcore city 17ish roleplay server upon spawning a tv. I was perma banned for having illegal technology. Things just aren't like they used to be... *sigh*
    how the fuck is a tv illegal

    you see them constantly in hl2
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  17. Post #777
    Woogoo's Avatar
    January 2012
    206 Posts
    ^^ Why we can't have nice things. I'd never ban anyone for disliking Balto. They take their fanship unhealthily seriously.
    they do it worse than that they use it as a coverup to make them look like girls so they can minge and troll

    accept my friend is the ONLY brony i have ever seen that doesnt
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  18. Post #778
    Leader of Me's Avatar
    October 2010
    723 Posts
    Just got banned for the reason "Admin Disrespect, we don't want people like you here"

    I lockpicked a guys car, didn't realize it was an admin, he froze the car with me in it, I told him he was failrping.

    He banned me for a week, I contacted the owner, he said I was disrespecting the admin, I told him the story, he didn't care, 12 year old kids shouldn't be allowed to use mommy's credit card.
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  19. Post #779
    R41N's Avatar
    December 2011
    11 Posts
    Being a Pony Hater. What else?
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  20. Post #780
    NickCC5's Avatar
    June 2011
    75 Posts
    I got banned for being the owner of my server. Wait, I got banned?
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  21. Post #781
    Jmcmatrixs's Avatar
    March 2012
    1 Posts
    Proving an admin wrong.
    /Perm ban
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  22. Post #782
    Videogameget's Avatar
    June 2010
    81 Posts
    Kicked & Banned from a server just because i made a airplane that can do barrel rolls in mid air and able to shoot. Someone thought it was not a creation. Just a freaking mod or something.

    IT IS A CREATION.
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  23. Post #783
    Radio Yes's Avatar
    October 2010
    643 Posts
    I joined a French server (didn't know it was French), and I said hi. The admin said "non non french only pls". I said "Uhh... Je m'apelle Radio! Je suis americain! Je ne parle pas francais :(."

    Banned: fuking go way dum american
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  24. Post #784
    If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
    Liem's Avatar
    November 2011
    6,819 Posts
    True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."
    I'm Gonna guess you speak french
    Histore=Story

    On topic, I was once banned with the reason "Penis, HerpDerp"
    To this day I have no Idea why
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  25. Post #785
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    http://www.mbmgamers.com/sourcebans/...steamid&Submit
    "Banned for micspam" Talking in general = BAN.
    and a Web Ban shat on it, reason because I called the admin a douche because he responded with this.
    Wait this is TF2, damnit, still read if you like.
    Heres something to laugh at:
    Steps on a lego
    From Thats So True.com
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  26. Post #786
    Gold Member
    cprossu's Avatar
    April 2009
    228 Posts
    Saying "Hello" in chat.
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  27. Post #787

    August 2011
    69 Posts
    perma banned on a build server Reason :"Building"

    Perma banned for Rp server Reason: "Spawning after death"
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  28. Post #788
    Hamodey1's Avatar
    June 2011
    42 Posts
    I got banned because of killing an admin... lol...
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  29. Post #789
    Leader of Me's Avatar
    October 2010
    723 Posts
    50.31.23.134:27015

    This server's name is 'Raid and Prints' I went in there out of boredom, and basically went Doctor and found out from building a shop that you can blow up props by ramming another prop into them. I went into some a mass-printing base made from props and destroyed everything, and caused the entire base to blow up. Of course I died from this aswell, but my Great Hammer of Minge destroyed the entire base before exploding. The admin then asked me, "Why are you propkilling?" I told him straight forward that I couldn't actually propkill with the standard system(anti-propkilling scripts/anti-propslam scripts) but instead I was using the coded system which caused props to explode to raid bases by basically SMASHING ALL THE THINGS... He wasn't very satisfied with this reason, and banned me for propkilling.
    Why I linked the IP? Because Banzai Ramming stuff is so satisfying. Especially when its a base owned by some screechy voiced kid, and his admin buddy.
    I went on that server, there's some idiot moderator on there called zergatron96. He's the biggest moron who doesn't do this job, he always tells people to prop push him, and he minges constantly and doesn't do his job.

    Another one of my experiences.

    Got banned for saying "this server would be good if it wasn't hosted off your computer"

    The kid full on raged and threatened to ddos me.
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  30. Post #790

    August 2011
    18 Posts
    I went on that server, there's some idiot moderator on there called zergatron96. He's the biggest moron who doesn't do this job, he always tells people to prop push him, and he minges constantly and doesn't do his job.

    Another one of my experiences.

    Got banned for saying "this server would be good if it wasn't hosted off your computer"

    The kid full on raged and threatened to ddos me.
    What?
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  31. Post #791
    Mr. Manatee's Avatar
    March 2012
    16 Posts
    I got perma'd from a minge build server for typing into chat:
    "I CAN CRASH THIS SHIT EASY"
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  32. Post #792

    August 2010
    6 Posts
    Banned for 2 days for running through the rp_downtown_v2 streets with my printer, making a mess and getting people killed because of that.
    Every 5 or 10 minutes :D
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  33. Post #793
    Fluttershy Enthusiast
    thelurker1234's Avatar
    June 2011
    3,814 Posts
    An admin told me he was banning me for fun
    it was a fun server too
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  34. Post #794
    JamieH is a retarded bitch <3
    Pantho's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,963 Posts
    I got perma'd from a minge build server for typing into chat:
    "I CAN CRASH THIS SHIT EASY"
    Half the posts in this thread are people like you, which that is a very valid ban reason tbh. Specially in caps ;)
    The rest are mainly lies and people exaggerating. Yea people get banned for stupid reasons, but most of the time it's just from the admins point of view. And since it's there server there view point kinda trumps yours ;)
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  35. Post #795
    I <3 OTTERS~
    Dennab
    July 2011
    9,935 Posts
    An admin told me he was banning me for fun
    it was a fun server too
    So fun even bans are fun :D
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  36. Post #796
    Superbros15's Avatar
    March 2012
    2 Posts
    For being a brony...
    (Waits for brony haters to attack me.)
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  37. Post #797
    Gold Member
    Da_Maniac_'s Avatar
    November 2010
    5,508 Posts
    For being a brony...
    (Waits for brony haters to attack me.)
    You registered just to bait "haters" then, huh?
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  38. Post #798
    Gold Member
    jamie1130's Avatar
    December 2009
    500 Posts
    Asking if Script Enforce was enabled
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  39. Post #799
    8==== ===== ===== ===== ===D
    Death_God's Avatar
    April 2008
    4,687 Posts
    (Waits for brony haters to attack me.)
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  40. Post #800
    Fluttershy Enthusiast
    thelurker1234's Avatar
    June 2011
    3,814 Posts
    Just.. Don't, Be a bit more welcoming to newbies. And the brony shouldn't have inserted the bait.


    I don't know if this would fit here. But I once ran a ultimate chimera hunt server, And when I get on it turns out the groups damn coowner appointed a guy admin, who was exploding people randomly. Booted his ass out and unbanned the players he banned. I decided to host an event where I modified things such as gravity and made the game run faster for fun in apology to the people abused/banned.
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