1. Post #721
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    Not sure what you mean by that, could you re-write it in a way that makes sense?
    If you read it properly, maybe you could comprehend it correctly. I don't need to rewrite anything.

    Besides, my post doesn't even say that. Try refreshing the page?
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  2. Post #722
    ASK ME ABOUT MY SAM 6420 FETISH
    ArmageddonScr's Avatar
    July 2011
    691 Posts
    Recently got a 3 ban on the Jokerice fretta server for saying "One in the Chamber"
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  3. Post #723
    Dennab
    June 2010
    2,040 Posts
    True History: I told to a player in TTT that I had a big nigga dick (just kidding). And he banned me by reason: "I do not allow horses on that server."
    I once logged in under the name "Sarah Jessica Parker" and got banned with the same message.
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  4. Post #724
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,754 Posts
    If you read it properly, maybe you could comprehend it correctly. I don't need to rewrite anything.

    Besides, my post doesn't even say that. Try refreshing the page?
    I'd consider it.
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  5. Post #725
    Cesar Augusto's Avatar
    January 2010
    213 Posts
    I once logged in under the name "Sarah Jessica Parker" and got banned with the same message.
    We suffer a lot with banz. XD
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  6. Post #726
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    I'd consider it.
    Consider it for what?
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  7. Post #727
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,754 Posts
    Consider it for what?
    for-

    fuck it, you're too dumb
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  8. Post #728
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    for-

    fuck it, you're too dumb
    Thank you for not specifying a legitimate reason and proving my point.

    ► Back on topic.
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  9. Post #729
    Gryphus5's Avatar
    January 2012
    19 Posts
    New one.
    Went to a local server and said "ハイ"

    Kicked.

    "あなたが韓国語話している!"

    Translated for those who dont speak japanese, thats "speaking korean!"
    ^_^
    because retarded japanese hates fucking korean lol

    oh...also im japanese too :(
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  10. Post #730

    February 2012
    2 Posts
    I was on a RP server and was a Hitman and I killed someone and was banned reason "For licking cunts" some 12 year old banned me cause killed him how was I supposed to know he was an admin. Although I was telling my friend to write me fake hit so I could kill anyone I wanted
    Ugh, these dumbass fagget kids should'nt be allowed to play anyway. Fuck that stupid selfish kid, Just cause he's admin dosent mean he's fuckin jesus
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  11. Post #731
    Shotgunz's Avatar
    September 2008
    705 Posts
    First I would like to say that you should never go on the <NC> DarkRP servers. The admins are morons.

    So I was a cop and I was inside a Gun Dealer's shop, the Gun Dealer told me to get out. I told him i didn't want to. The Gun Dealer shot me, I went back and told him that that was RDM, or tried to tell him. He wouldn't listen. This happened again. An Admin then told me that I was breaking NLR, I told him the Gun Dealer RDM'd me. Then, the Admin proceeded to say that there was a rule against being on other's property. I asked him to cite the rule from the MOTD, he ignored me. I asked him over and over to cite the rule, he told me that it was a "Common sense" rule not listed in the MOTD, and that it could be listed on the website.

    I was then banned for "NLR, Trolling".

    What.
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  12. Post #732
    HulaDancer's Avatar
    February 2012
    56 Posts
    I 'minged' an admin.

    More on the line, he yelled at me for using woodwar planes for dogfighting(on rp server), and basically said it wasn't roleplay. I asked him what he thinks roleplay is, and in his exact words, "Roleplay is people playing roles." I replied, "Then how exactly is roleplaying dogfighting stuntsman bad?" he choked, and went "WELL GET THE FUCK OFF MY SERVER" and I replied "Why? I'm roleplaying am I not?" banned for three hours for being a minge.

    I could honestly write a book by now regarding how fucking idiotic people get when trying to define roleplay.
    Can't agree more with you.
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  13. Post #733
    fredstin22's Avatar
    June 2010
    2,221 Posts
    Well, I made a video about a recent occurrence...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rb1vjGDcMY
    Honestly...
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  14. Post #734
    Uncle Bourbon's Avatar
    November 2011
    4,754 Posts
    Thank you for not specifying a legitimate reason and proving my point.

    ► Back on topic.
    No, wrong.
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  15. Post #735

    February 2012
    4 Posts
    1:2H ban forusing an exploit to make turrets shoot with explosives (not damaging anyone, only making sounds)
    2:Banned for a month for requesting next rank in a build server
    Can't remember more, sorry.
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  16. Post #736
    Ordigenius's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,169 Posts
    got banned in a server for saying "naggas"
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  17. Post #737
    RobotCreeper's Avatar
    January 2012
    109 Posts
    I got banned forever on a build server for saying 'Admin, stop abusing your admin privileges'

    It was my favorite server too
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  18. Post #738
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    I got banned forever on a build server for saying 'Admin, stop abusing your admin privileges'

    It was my favorite server too
    Who hires these people?
    ...
    [Insert name here]
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  19. Post #739
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,296 Posts
    "Whining bitch, Get premium to get unbanned". Ok..
    I just asked why he was noclipping all over the place. DarkRP btw, The build server I had in my fav list was down.
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  20. Post #740
    About as smart and adept as a pile of turds
    oakman26's Avatar
    January 2010
    3,463 Posts
    One time i was playing (darkrp lol) and this guy spawned a couch outside my house and blocked the door saying "LOL ITS FADING DOOR WITH KEYPAD U CANT DO NOTHING ABOUT IT LOL"
    So i clarified with the admin that its on my property and warned and shot him. Now he fuckin comes back and starts whining about rdm and proppushes everything.
    He gets banned
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  21. Post #741
    Get your own DarkRP Server!
    FPtje's Avatar
    January 2006
    5,680 Posts
    The biggest problem in DarkRP is not the minges, it's the admins handling the minges (and non-minges).
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  22. Post #742
    Gold Member
    Soup Nazi's Avatar
    February 2012
    767 Posts
    That's typical French. Seriously. A lot of French just think EVERYONE should speak French, and that EVERYONE speaks it, and everyone who doesn't is communist/stinky. They always refuse to speak English.

    Yes, I hate French people.


    I got banned from a server once, for saying "Hi". In text chat. I said "Hi", and I got Permabanned instantly.

    Or this one time when I joined a server, but it had a ton of addons, so I got out of my chair to grab a snack and maybe a drink or two. When I came back, I had apparently already joined the server, and some kid (Apparently the admin) kept saying "HELLO?!" to me over mic. I sat down in my chair, but before I could do anything, I was permabanned for the reason "U DIDENT SAY HI TO ME!!!".
    To be honest, the French server I went on (I think it was French anyways, everyone was speaking it) was very good, and everyone could both speak French and English no problem. I just had to ask them to speak English by speaking to them in French. XD
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  23. Post #743
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,296 Posts
    . I just had to ask them to speak English by speaking to them in French. XD
    Wait what now?
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  24. Post #744
    RobotCreeper's Avatar
    January 2012
    109 Posts
    Who hires these people?
    ...
    [Insert name here]
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  25. Post #745
    ─ ─ ─ ─ ─▀ ▀ ▀ ▌ ─ ─ ─ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ HONK HONK- ITS A TRUCK ░░ ♥ ░░ ░ ░ ▐ ▄ ▄ ▄ ▌ ▐ █ █ ▌ █ ░ ♥ ░ FULL OF DICKS ░░░ ░ ♥
    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    WHATS GOING ON!?
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  26. Post #746

    February 2012
    5 Posts
    Got banned for placing a non-glitchy coreball in my space build base.
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  27. Post #747
    Dcmetax's Avatar
    July 2011
    138 Posts
    Banned for simulating the crash landing of yomama.

    Kinda earned it :3
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  28. Post #748
    Varachack's Avatar
    January 2012
    165 Posts
    Wait what now?
    He asked them in French to begin speaking English.
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  29. Post #749
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,296 Posts
    He asked them in French to begin speaking English.
    No really? But tbh, It kind of sounded out of place.
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  30. Post #750
    Gold Member
    Soup Nazi's Avatar
    February 2012
    767 Posts
    Wait what now?
    Ask them in French.

    Parlent anglais?

    If they reply with Enlgish words/oui, then consider it a great success.

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  31. Post #751
    funion is gay
    Zukriuchen's Avatar
    September 2009
    16,816 Posts
    I think I already posted this here, but I once got banned for the reason "Mike"
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  32. Post #752
    Gold Member
    JoeSkylynx's Avatar
    October 2008
    11,642 Posts
    50.31.23.134:27015

    This server's name is 'Raid and Prints' I went in there out of boredom, and basically went Doctor and found out from building a shop that you can blow up props by ramming another prop into them. I went into some a mass-printing base made from props and destroyed everything, and caused the entire base to blow up. Of course I died from this aswell, but my Great Hammer of Minge destroyed the entire base before exploding. The admin then asked me, "Why are you propkilling?" I told him straight forward that I couldn't actually propkill with the standard system(anti-propkilling scripts/anti-propslam scripts) but instead I was using the coded system which caused props to explode to raid bases by basically SMASHING ALL THE THINGS... He wasn't very satisfied with this reason, and banned me for propkilling.
    Why I linked the IP? Because Banzai Ramming stuff is so satisfying. Especially when its a base owned by some screechy voiced kid, and his admin buddy.
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  33. Post #753
    AJA
    RobyYe's Avatar
    September 2011
    3,296 Posts
    Oh God yes I'm so joining
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  34. Post #754

    February 2012
    15 Posts
    I was driving a car. Some idiotic 2 year old prop-pushes me onto my back. I tell him to stop before he's banned, and it turns out he's an admin... So I made him wanted, he said something about "don't threaten to ban if ur non-admin, darr durr darr", and I hit him with an arrest stick. I say "fail" but im stuck in the wall. Just as im typing "kill" to get out of the wall, I disconnect cus im banned. Admins should have an age limit of no younger than 10.
    Edit: Just wondering, is there any way to find out if its a perma, or to contact the admin and tell him why I should be un-banned?
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  35. Post #755
    Gold Member
    Soup Nazi's Avatar
    February 2012
    767 Posts
    I went on an arabic server, it was RP. They had a terrorist job, I thought it was kinda funny so I picked terrorist and started terrorizing the PD with an AK while yelling some arabic phrases into the mic (i'm fluent in arabic). Server owner got angry because he was offended and banned me :'(

    :(
    What did you expect?...
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  36. Post #756
    Resident Beat Eater.
    wauterboi's Avatar
    August 2009
    3,911 Posts
    I was driving a car. Some idiotic 2 year old prop-pushes me onto my back. I tell him to stop before he's banned, and it turns out he's an admin... So I made him wanted, he said something about "don't threaten to ban if ur non-admin, darr durr darr", and I hit him with an arrest stick. I say "fail" but im stuck in the wall. Just as im typing "kill" to get out of the wall, I disconnect cus im banned. Admins should have an age limit of no younger than 10.
    Edit: Just wondering, is there any way to find out if its a perma, or to contact the admin and tell him why I should be un-banned?
    Why would you want to go back to such a bad server? I think there's more to this story.
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  37. Post #757
    W+M1's Avatar
    August 2010
    15 Posts
    I went on a ZS survival with FF turned on, i got a M4, and at wave 7, the zombies managed to break through the barricade we made with hammer and stacking things, so i aimed the M4 at the door and let loose, at about this time, An Admin(Which also happens to be the Main Admin's Lil' Kid brother) decides to wander into my gunfire, no less, killed him(Remember, it's a Little kid, who also doesn't know how to keep his health high), he whined on mic, i told back, saying "I did not fire when you were in my crosshairs, i was firing long before you got shot by me", then the Kidmin whined "YOU NOOB KILLED ME" and before i could respond, Ban, reason?

    "Noob"
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  38. Post #758

    April 2011
    1 Posts
    I was banned for "Killing to many people" on a build to kill server
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  39. Post #759
    Lethaxx's Avatar
    April 2011
    648 Posts
    i was on the RPland server, playing as cp. Some person was rdm'ing so as i re-spawned i went to kill him to stop his rdm massacre, the admin picked me up and threw me away because the rdmer was a donator. So i told the admin that he was shit and hoped he had a terrible 7th birthday and left before i could see my ban.
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  40. Post #760
    tristanguy2's Avatar
    July 2009
    686 Posts
    Banned: "asshole"

    Can not count how many times I have gotten this.
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