1. Post #281
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    PivotDJ's Avatar
    May 2009
    3,001 Posts
    banned for being a "douchenozzle rapist"
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  2. Post #282
    Plus+'s Avatar
    July 2011
    27 Posts
    banned for being a "douchenozzle rapist"
    Something like that happened to me.

    I went up to the admin, and tried to molest him. Luckily for me, this admin was a happy fucking homosexual. So instead of banning me, he played a long and actually wanted it. So I went over to the owner [admin's brother] and told him I fucked his mom. I was too dumbfounded with the admin to do mention it.

    Anyway, instead of your "went on street try molest admin", it went like that. :3:
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  3. Post #283
    DissCull's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    I got banned because I kept calling the russian admin of the server a "big fat russian homo"...
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  4. Post #284
    ZombieSandvich's Avatar
    November 2010
    221 Posts
    I got banned because I kept calling the russian admin of the server a "big fat russian homo"...
    Well it 's not a stupid reason because it 's xenophobia
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  5. Post #285
    DissCull's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    Well it 's not a stupid reason because it 's xenophobia
    Is Trolling a form of xenophobia?
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  6. Post #286
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    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    Is Trolling a form of xenophobia?
    Is Trolling not a pretty valid reason to ban someone?
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  7. Post #287
    DissCull's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    Is Trolling not a pretty valid reason to ban someone?
    Trolls r kewl man, is being too cool a valid reason to get banned?
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  8. Post #288
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    Jackpody's Avatar
    August 2010
    2,613 Posts
    Trolls r kewl man, is being too cool a valid reason to get banned?




    Probably that time back in 2010 when I tried joining the Exiled PERP2.0 servers. I was going to RP asking the mayor about taxes in an interview.
    I was kicked with the reason "dude, you were rp'ing".

    I'm still baffled over what happened.
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  9. Post #289
    I got banned because I kept calling the russian admin of the server a "big fat russian homo"...
    What's with you slavs talking shit about each other all the time? Are you still angry at Russia because of Soviet?
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  10. Post #290
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    Mr. Face's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,424 Posts
    Good lord, the fun doesn't stop with getting banned from DarkRP servers. I was walking down a street as a citizen when this cop runs up to me, searches me (I have no idea why) and promptly shoots me in the face. I complain about it and get instabanned for reason "bitch". And this is why DarkRP sucks.
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  11. Post #291
    DissCull's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    What's with you slavs talking shit about each other all the time? Are you still angry at Russia because of Soviet?
    HELL YES. When the big economical crysis came, half the lithuanians here left to Italy and other countries to look for jobs there, now all that's left of lithuania is it's half lithuanians, half russians, nearly all of my freaking neighbors are russians, they are such annoying bastards, once, they decided to wreck down their other neighbor's fence without aksing, AND THEY DID, they never go to sleep, all nights they welding, hammering, cutting... They're dogs keep barking at nights just cause they see the damn lights coming out of their rooms or sometimes just for no reason, goddamnit, why would someone need 4 FREAKIN' DOGS?!! But I see I got carried away and went offtopic...

    Oh yeah, and I'm lithuanian, not a slav as You may noticed...
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  12. Post #292
    I LOVE NAZIS
    JimmyA's Avatar
    June 2011
    4,513 Posts
    Banned from a TTT server for "AIMBOTTING"
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  13. Post #293
    DissCull's Avatar
    August 2011
    22 Posts
    Banned from a TTT server for "AIMBOTTING"
    Maybe they had that "shoot to miss rule" like in DarkRP
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  14. Post #294
    Dennab
    May 2010
    1,020 Posts
    Maybe they had that "shoot to miss rule" like in serious roleplay.
    Fixed.
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  15. Post #295
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    Neo Kabuto's Avatar
    November 2008
    5,641 Posts
    Maybe they had that "shoot to miss rule" like in DarkRP
    I don't think it would be possible to have a rule like that in TTT, unless you only use traps and detectors to kill the traitors.
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  16. Post #296
    I make sexist and racist jokes all the time yet,i still support the feminist movement and the rights of blacks.
    znk666's Avatar
    July 2010
    5,535 Posts
    Well,Once an admin asked ''DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!''and when i answered that i do not i received a perma ban...
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  17. Post #297
    arthurisfine's Avatar
    April 2010
    45 Posts
    I once trolled a 13yo kid who just kept yelling in his mic and stuff like that you know. And then i just realized i was on his server. Couldn't believe it..
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  18. Post #298
    ~Kiwi~'s Avatar
    August 2009
    1,755 Posts
    Herp derp and durr. That was the exact reason.
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  19. Post #299
    I am honestly ashamed of my age group, I used to host a server called "P90s Fretta", and people loved my server, we always played Fretta nicely, I got DDOSed one day from god knows who, and it bought my network down since it was home hosted, funny thing is it had quite a bit of regulars, and I was only 12, I just turned 13 a few days ago.
    I never banned anyone for getting me angry/beating me, if someone was swearing at me, I told them to stop, and if they didnt like it that they should leave.. If they kept doing it I kicked them for "continued despite warning", then if they came back and kept spamming and swearing at me I had banned them for 1 hour to 1 day. The current 12 year old admins you speak of now sound like absolute butthurt asses
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  20. Post #300
    Hi.
    reevezy67's Avatar
    July 2011
    4,353 Posts
    Believe it or not, I have never been banned from a server in Gmod, I have played it for a while now.

    Its probably because if I hear an admin with a high pitched voice I usually leave to avoid the drama.
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  21. Post #301
    AidanCKY's Avatar
    September 2010
    446 Posts
    Just got banned from ECGamers TTT Server for killing a fellow traitor, but I threw a discombob before round start and I didnt kill anyone?

    Admin slays me, I complain and then the sad bastard bans me. Server admins are such babies.
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  22. Post #302
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    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    When I get banned, its mostly something half-assed, Accidental, and deserved, making my list of good servers lower.

    Anyways...
    While on the D3vine Build Server, who had some unreasonable admins, or just plain retarded. After messing around, checking peoples stuff, I was sort of offended of a spray, and I covered it, or did I walk away, then some guy sets up some RT cam and it was projecting on some inverted cube, so I made a small contraption that press a set key to switch the RT cam, it worked some, but then some E2 guy makes the same thing, but in E2 form, that was more faster, making it permanent, so I protest and get demoted down too minge, so I leave.
    Year/Months later...
    I come back, knowing that I would be a minge, and when I ask to be repealed back to player, I get sent to porn and I complained about it and likely told that an admin was an dumbass, then I get banned with the reason "no you are a dumbass".

    I went to there RP server, I gone into there Theater and when I copy-pasted my url, that I did not bother checking, mistakenly posted and server IP, so it said "Play [SERVER IP]", I crashed and came back, finding that I was banned. So I went to there site, requested repeal, and and admin/player told directed me there ban site to find my name banned for advertising. After finding that out, I corrected my ban repeal and it got approved, to find out it TOOK almost a year.
    Now...
    Admins are more mature and better, leaving my time well, but I can't apply that to the Build as I still didn't bother getting unbanned, that I will do now.

    So yeah, some server that had stupid admins, became a better server.
    Edit:
    Getting appealed, going well
    Go HERE to watch
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  23. Post #303
    ShadoWxAssassiN's Avatar
    August 2011
    278 Posts
    When I get banned, its mostly something half-assed, Accidental, and deserved, making my list of good servers lower.

    Anyways...
    While on the D3vine Build Server, who had some unreasonable admins, or just plain retarded. After messing around, checking peoples stuff, I was sort of offended of a spray, and I covered it, or did I walk away, then some guy sets up some RT cam and it was projecting on some inverted cube, so I made a small contraption that press a set key to switch the RT cam, it worked some, but then some E2 guy makes the same thing, but in E2 form, that was more faster, making it permanent, so I protest and get demoted down too minge, so I leave.
    Year/Months later...
    I come back, knowing that I would be a minge, and when I ask to be repealed back to player, I get sent to porn and I complained about it and likely told that an admin was an dumbass, then I get banned with the reason "no you are a dumbass".

    I went to there RP server, I gone into there Theater and when I copy-pasted my url, that I did not bother checking, mistakenly posted and server IP, so it said "Play [SERVER IP]", I crashed and came back, finding that I was banned. So I went to there site, requested repeal, and and admin/player told directed me there ban site to find my name banned for advertising. After finding that out, I corrected my ban repeal and it got approved, to find out it TOOK almost a year.
    Now...
    Admins are more mature and better, leaving my time well, but I can't apply that to the Build as I still didn't bother getting unbanned, that I will do now.

    So yeah, some server that had stupid admins, became a better server.
    They had some really retarded admins. Good thing they shaped themselves up before everyone up and left.
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  24. Post #304
    dragonkilla's Avatar
    June 2008
    597 Posts
    An admin took over my car and drove around running over people grabbed him and got back in, banned for RDM.
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  25. Post #305
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    November 2007
    1,268 Posts
    Not me being banned, but rather being the banner: On my small little personal server (for just a few friends), I joke around when someone random joins that has Xxxx!~[]}{} etc. in their name. I act really pissed and permaban them before they can even get into the server. Though, they're not missing anything. It's just for a couple friends, and I do that when I forget to set a password. Heh.
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  26. Post #306
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    Dennab
    May 2011
    436 Posts
    I wonder how many people here got banned on Metastruct for being 12. I can't stand the voice of a kiddy on the servers :(
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  27. Post #307
    Bly
    Bly's Avatar
    February 2010
    47 Posts
    Banned for "Building a spaceship" in spacebuild.
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  28. Post #308
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    Bilsta1000's Avatar
    November 2010
    278 Posts
    Was a d3vine admin for a while
    but now they have an absolute idiot second in command who doesn't seem to like me
    I get banned from forums, vent and servers.
    Vent reason:
    Server: threatening to hack.
    forums reason:

    Now they have decided to offer perminant weapons for IRL money to try and squeeze a little bit more out of the players.

    Darren you know who you are.
    and since you decided to cover my mouth over there I'll say it here.
    the Rp server will get shit if you are giving perminant weapons, not that it was shitty before.
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  29. Post #309
    I'M AN AUSSIE FAGGOT
    HyperTails's Avatar
    December 2008
    26,094 Posts
    I got banned once for building a larger building than the admin.

    And I haven't played online garrysmod since
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  30. Post #310
    X6ZioN6X's Avatar
    August 2008
    2,673 Posts
    Maybe he felt insecure about his penis.
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  31. Post #311
    CakeMaster7's Avatar
    October 2010
    11,807 Posts
    Maybe he felt insecure about his penis.
    Of course he did, all eleven year olds do.
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  32. Post #312
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    PredatorKing's Avatar
    July 2006
    1,569 Posts
    On a TTT server playing with a friend, out of nowhere a player decides that we're brothers (what.) and that we're metagaming (what the fuck.). He continues to go on about this for a while, until eventually an admin comes on. He decides to bitch about it to the admin, the whole time we're all 'fuck no'.

    Guess who got banned.
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  33. Post #313
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    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    On a TTT server playing with a friend, out of nowhere a player decides that we're brothers (what.) and that we're metagaming (what the fuck.). He continues to go on about this for a while, until eventually an admin comes on. He decides to bitch about it to the admin, the whole time we're all 'fuck no'.

    Guess who got banned.
    Ummm...you?
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  34. Post #314

    August 2010
    96 Posts
    Got banned from *gaming becuase one of the admins on there went on the wrong side of the road, while i was waiting for the lights to turn green he rammed me and then kicked me, so i rejoined, asked why i got kicked, then he bans me for disrespect and "dont argue with admins"
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  35. Post #315
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    Shifty Pete's Avatar
    May 2011
    425 Posts
    Banned for being Admin on another server.

    Friendly communities :)
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  36. Post #316
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    Jarrod's Avatar
    December 2010
    1,082 Posts
    Got banned from *gaming becuase one of the admins on there went on the wrong side of the road, while i was waiting for the lights to turn green he rammed me and then kicked me, so i rejoined, asked why i got kicked, then he bans me for disrespect and "dont argue with admins"
    I would have played there server, but there anti-cheat did not allow me to connect because Macs somehow triggered it. If I use my laptop, it would be laggy.
    To come to it, if they fixed it, I wouldn't be able to connect because G-Mod crashes if I join a server, I still wonder why...
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  37. Post #317
    Hans-Gunther 3.'s Avatar
    May 2011
    2,706 Posts
    I killed an traitor in TTT without screaming "OMFG TRAITOOOORRRRRZZZ!", since he was already aiming at my noggin I didn't have the time to go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!111!!!" on the mic.

    Also:
    Feeling mingy today?
    Just feeling the world laughing at you?
    Y U NO KILL KLIENER!!??!?!

    Seriously, I never feel the urge too puke my mingyness onto other people, I usually just go to singleplayer and shoot a bathtub at Kleiner or something. (Can anyone tell me why everyone spells it "Kliener"?)
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  38. Post #318
    I'm rocketsnail full of rocketfail! Drop boxes ⇒⇒⇒
    Rocket's Avatar
    January 2011
    1,311 Posts
    I was on a DarkRP server a year or two ago. Some idiot admin decides to test out his Conna's Console Command box by making someone admin with it. The person he made admin kicks everyone from the server, removes all the other users (besides Owner, of course), and then makes random people admin. He ended up locking half the server in a garage on Evocity. But I digress.

    Once these dramatics had finished and order had been restored, there was a glitch; I was no longer admin, but I still had cop weapons. One day an admin comes up to me and asks me why I have cop weapons. I said "Because of a glitch from when that guy took over the server"

    Banned for hacking.
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  39. Post #319
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    Andokool12's Avatar
    November 2008
    12,812 Posts
    Killing a traitor in TTT. I was an Innocent.
    So playing the game normally

    I remember getting banned because the owner said he wanted to ban somebody. So somebody said "ban the guy with the lowest score". Just then I got ping kicked, rejoined and got banned because I had the lowest score for rejoining.
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  40. Post #320
    werewolf0020's Avatar
    October 2009
    5,746 Posts
    For being a furfag
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