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Post #121
1) For Having a ping over 100 on a RP server with 12 other people. All of them are 6 years old with 275 Ping.
2) Telling a Kid that you have to be 13 Years old to have a Steam Account.
3) Teaching a Kid how to make a DarkRP Job the WRONG way.
4) "Stealing" Steam games from kids i tried to help (They would give me Steam Gifts if i would teach them how to make Shit for DarkRP)
5) Telling an admin what to do when he doesn't Know how to ban.
6) Mic-Spamming when an Admin was doing it too (His was ear rape, Mine was Classy old games Like Donkey Kong and such)
Moral of these: Little kids, they are easy to Piss off
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(Feminazi) (Queen of the Furrys) (Girl Power!) (Massive Faggot) (Queen of the Diva's) (Women's right's activist) (The Classy Lady) (Bigger, Badder, Bronyer)
March 2010
1,266 Posts
Banning myself.
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I once pointed out that the author of a custom admin mod had a essential security flaw in his networking, 25 after I told him I got banned for pretty much this "DDOSING FUJCKING H4CKER K1D!". I don't know how he came up with ddosing but I consider this quite uneducated.
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lolz
Im guessing either that kid didn't know what ddosing is or he mistook you for the real ddosser
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I got perma banned from SGC naval server for accedentaly shooting a admins prop it was a giant prop and he was physig it around, and when he Raged he prop pushed my turret :( but then I got the server owner to make it 1 hour
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I got banned for tking, the admin was having a bitch fit because somebody was tking everybody on my team and said he would permaban all of the players on the server if it happened the next round. It did, I came to the defense of nearly everybody, excluding the tker and he says "DON'T YELL AT ME" whilst screaming over the mic while I was simply typing and capitalizing the first letter of every sentence...which is apparently yelling, anyway, he proclaims "I'm so gonna tk him, then I'm gonna permaban him" I tell my friend (same server) over steam that we both should kill him before hand. As soon as he shot his first shot we just sprayed his ass and killed him. He banned us for tking when it was simply defending ourselves. In short, admins are douches.
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Saying hi.
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ban'd on a srs HL2 RP server
getting raped by a antlion guard
(switch to avoid death)
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I remember that. That was great
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You have been banned from this server for reason: "Spamming turtles"
I only spawned one turtle, his name was bob.
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This isn't from GMod, but I was banned once from a Halo match for the reason "U MAST BEH SUPAH FAT". I didn't like the server anyways, all the admins were 8-year old kids.
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Halo. Good times, good times.
Anyway, I got banned once for being German.
Twice for saying "Damn Jews."
Once for spraying the Third Reich flag on the wall of a shop.
Once for telling an eight-or-so-year-old to go back to his boyfriend Tyrone.
I should make a goatsee spray.
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for saying Negro. not kidding. perma banned.
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I went onto a DarkRP server for the first time, I blocked a door with a prop as Gun Dealer (There was a different way in, so it wasn't exactly prop blocking)
I got banned for "wrhw".
I was an admin on a DarkRP community, I never punished unless there was sufficient evidence to convict or I saw it with my own eyes. And I always gave warnings to people.
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On RP server
Some eight-year-olds saying they were "super zombies" with around 500 health
Seal myself off in small shack on gm_bigcity
"Super zombie" uses remover tool on prop sealing entrance, saying he had "super strength"
I call BS
Permabanned. I saw my ban reason for a split second and then Garry's Mod crashed, it said something like "for being a smartass"
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On a TTT server, it was close to the end of the round, and I heard gunshots and the sound of someone dying. Moments later, a person found the corpse of an innocent. I headed down to confront the person, and seeing that he was near death and brandishing a gun on me, I chose to fire at he, killing him. He was the last traitor, and I won the round. Then he started bitching on the mic about how I RDMed, and I was ganged up on and killed the next round out of 'karma', then banned.
tl;dr:
I was banned from a TTT server for figuring out someone was a traitor.
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My first day on PE's PERP 1, I join the police and take a police car and start patrolling. Not knowing the map well, I hit the downhill at maximum speed, almost crashed when I managed to steer it into the tunnel, so I accidentally hit some sort of rock or something and my cop car starts flying and rolling trough the air.
Unluckily, one of the admins was RPing a shop there and had a parking lot, a lot of wooden props and a lot of people. Needless to say I crashed and barrel rolled right through them, killing 4 people (including the admin), injuring one and breaking their store in to tiny little pieces, before finally crashing into a tree and stopping upside-down.
Ban reason was "Barreling trough a passive RP situation as a cop like a fucking idiot!" Never laughed so hard in my life.
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pisses me off when shit like that happens. :(
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I'm a dumb whiny baby that just won't shut the hell up. Also, I love big hairy cock.
December 2009
1,942 Posts
I was on some russian server. Just building shit, like a jeep with toons of ropes bound by some stuff. Suddenly, bam "'u have been banned''''
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I joined a server which name was "Do not join!" or something and got banned. Assholes who don't know how to use sv_password.
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didn't happen to me but someone I know, He was bullying a little kid with a studdering 8 year old voice for claiming that he was 18 and he was smarter than him.
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I got Permabanned right when i said on the mic. "I'm from Canada"
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For spawning some of my contraptions. The admin was a 11 year old kid who refused to believe that I made them. It was some shitty train RP server called GRW
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Making too many boobies balloons. I guess some one was an ass guy.
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My friend Koko use to have a sandbox server, one day he came on with his expression 2 banhammer that banned people for a few minutes and banned everyone he could catch.
I couldn't escape.
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1. Sprinting
2. Joining a "private" build server with no password.
3. Building (on a free build server).
4. NO (i literally got banned for no)
5. Not knowing wiremod (i made something the hard way and i didnt know there were shortcuts, not that it mattered because bother didnt lag the server)
6. Micspam (talking)
7. Prop-blocking (i had an un-anchored wooden prop NEXT to a door, not even in front of it)
harsh world.
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Spacebuild
Accidentally teleported everything on earth into the middle of space with wire. They banned someone else
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I god banned for suiciding. :D
Edited:
DUDE ive been there i got permabanned for shooting at a wall the owner and all the admins are complete assholes.
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I kept using the rope tool to lynch citizen ragdolls. One of them happened to be black.
Yep.
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Oh can these people who bump just fuck off.
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Joined a server and I was instantly banned.
gjserverowner
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I didnt know it was an old topic, I thought it was still posted in.
Sorry.
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I got banned for "minge" when I had a playermodel that the server didn't have, thus defaulting to kliner. I was on the server for literally two seconds.
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Well it wasn't me who was banned, but I did witness it.
Person: "Oh shut the fuck up"
Admin: "Did you tell me to shut the fuck up?"
Admin banned person permanently for reason: none specified
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It's hilarious when people do that.
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Because my house was too laggy on a build server.
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He is the server owner, he paid for it and built it, you should of shown some respect
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I hate it when people get so full of themselves they think they can just ban who ever they feel like. Meh, it just ruins the server's reputation. Seriously though, servers shouldn't have an "admin disrespect" rule. Admins are just players that have been with the community longer or are more dedicated, this doesn't mean they're some sort of deity. Same goes for the server owner himself. He's nobody special.
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I disagree. Admins are those who ensure that you, the player can enjoy a nice, easy-going, minge-less experience and resolve your problems. In fact, I urge all servers to add such a rule, they help build and support the server and they deserve some respect for it.
This would be like disrespecting the person who offers you a free house.
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Touching an admin.
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Friendly x 2
Disagree x 1
Zing x 1
Optimistic x 2
