1. Post #1
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    MonkeyFun's Avatar
    May 2005
    399 Posts


    Yeah, it's a damn conspiracy theory. Great job on pointing it out, though!

    The Illuminati. Sure, you might have heard it about it before. Seen it in books or on the web. Even in movies (Angels & Demons). But are they really portraying what the Illuminati really is? Is the Illuminati what celebrities hint at in their interviews? Is it what singers symbolize in their photos and music videos?

    THE INTERVIEWS

    For instance, take a look at this video of an interview with Dave Chappelle.


    Why is it that Dave Chappelle was forced to wear a dress like all of the black actors? Even without the same crew for different movies, why is it that it is still forced upon them?

    "Selling my soul"

    Sometimes when you hear an interview, you may hear them say something such as "Sold my soul.." Or "Sold my soul to the devil". They all seem to share the same phrase for the treatment they get from the darker side of Hollywood.

    Katy Perry

    Bob Dylan

    Michael Jackson and the Illuminati


    Michael Jackson was constantly under fire from the Illuminati and other behind-the-scenes controllers of pop culture during his life. His controversial reputation of 'pedophilia' was pressed upon him by them, as he explains in several interviews. He tells interviewers about how they constantly harass him and torture him. In this next video, he tells the audience at a concert in 2002 about the bad company of Sony Music.


    It's hard to ignore - the symbolism is everywhere.



    With many popular bands and pop idols, they use excessive amounts of Illuminati symbolism. It's no coincidence - why would all these bands have illuminated pyramids, covered up eyes, and accented left eyes in their photos and videos?

    Lady GaGa is a major puppet for the Illuminati; With all of her fans which she calls "monsters", who knows how many people she could influence with her personality and persuasion. It's not hard to see what she is trying to portray with her pictures.










    Also compare these next two pictures






    There's tons more stuff to see, but don't let me tell you. This guy is a pro at deciphering Illuminist symbolism in pop culture as well as finding out other things that go in the dark in our society.

    So what do you think facepunch? Bullshit or not?
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  2. Post #2
    Xen Tricks's Avatar
    March 2010
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    :roflolmao: conspiracy theories

    EDIT: goddamn that's a stupidly spelled emoticon
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  3. Post #3
    kmathis's Avatar
    February 2008
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    Gonna control the whole world aw shit
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  4. Post #4
    StephenOrlov's Avatar
    December 2009
    605 Posts
    Lady GaGa covers her face all the time because she is self conscious about her big nose. That's why she wears big sunglasses all the time.

    Rate informative if you learned something new
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  5. Post #5
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    PonceDeLeon's Avatar
    February 2007
    3,914 Posts
    Mind blowing shit, i think its real
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  6. Post #6
    Ncccookiees's Avatar
    April 2008
    677 Posts
    Baphomet has absolutely nothing to do with Satanism or the Illuminati. (Which died out 200 years ago)

  7. Post #7
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    Zeke129's Avatar
    July 2007
    42,040 Posts
    Baphomet has absolutely nothing to do with Satanism or the Illuminati. (Which died out 200 years ago)
    But Lady Gaga kind of looks like a goat
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    skynrdfan2's Avatar
    July 2009
    1,901 Posts
    (Which died out 200 years ago)
    ...or did it?
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  9. Post #9
    Onlyonebowman's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,272 Posts
    There's abunch of video's I saw awhile ago explaining how like every little symbol in some music video's say that there influenced by the Illumaniti

  10. Post #10
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    7DeadlySyns's Avatar
    August 2008
    1,202 Posts
    I think conspiracy theories are interesting reads. Nothing more.
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  11. Post #11
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    Dennab
    June 2009
    6,256 Posts
    Uh, it goes much further than the entertainment industry sadly... I'm a new world order conspiracy believer, if you guys are fascinated by any of this, Alex Jones and David Icke are both interesting guys to listen to.
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  12. Post #12
    JesseR92's Avatar
    October 2009
    1,618 Posts
    Shhhhhhhhh your not supposed to tell anyone.

  13. Post #13
    wanksta11's Avatar
    April 2009
    1,807 Posts
    My history teacher kept talking about them. He says there is a group of families who control the world, also known as the world order or some shit.
    In god we trust means in devil we trust. Bunch of bullshit but it was nice listening to him.

    EDIT:

    Ever asked yourself what is the pyramid on the 1$ bill?
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    articpenguin's Avatar
    October 2008
    5,430 Posts
    I think conspiracy theories are interesting reads. Nothing more.
    I tend to think the same thing. But you never know.

  15. Post #15
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    Doriol's Avatar
    January 2009
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    Ever asked yourself what is the pyramid on the 1$ bill?
    it's the all-seeing eye, smart one
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  16. Post #16
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    July 2006
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    The pyramid represents unity between the 13 colonies shown by the 13 steps on the pyramid.
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    Onlyonebowman's Avatar
    August 2009
    2,272 Posts
    My cousin is a strong believer in the NWO belief, I personally don't find it to be true but none the less intriguing.

  18. Post #18
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    veribigbos1's Avatar
    August 2008
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    Oh not this again
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  19. Post #19
    ghostfais's Avatar
    August 2009
    1,605 Posts
    i am a large believer in the "i am here so is everything else, fuck you all" belief system
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  20. Post #20
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    October 2006
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    I don't understand why an 05'er thinks this is a perfectly sensible thing to post. Come on, you should know it's all bullshit by now, surely?
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    shatteredwindow's Avatar
    March 2010
    7,902 Posts
    dont worry, I think the person who has the most power is Oprah, and isnt she retiring anyway? so its all fine
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    CommieTurtle's Avatar
    November 2007
    1,610 Posts
    The arrogance with which most conspiracy theories are pointed out is extremely annoying.
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  23. Post #23
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    MonkeyFun's Avatar
    May 2005
    399 Posts
    I don't understand why an 05'er thinks this is a perfectly sensible thing to post. Come on, you should know it's all bullshit by now, surely?
    How does time spent at an internet forum have anything to do with that?
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  24. Post #24
    Triumph Forks's Avatar
    July 2009
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    Drawing conclusions where there are none.
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  25. Post #25
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    Mr. Someguy's Avatar
    March 2006
    24,437 Posts
    Ask yourself this; if there was some super-secret all-powerful society out there controlling everything, why the fuck would they leave clues everywhere? That's not so super-secret like, now is it?

    The Military doesn't leave little clues as to where secret installations are. The CIA doesn't leave us clues as to what they're doing. When someone does something in secret, they do it in secret.
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  26. Post #26
    creefer's Avatar
    May 2010
    495 Posts
    The Freemasons Society sent my dad $5000 when he was in college.

    Weird shit.

    Edited:

    Ask yourself this; if there was some super-secret all-powerful society out there controlling everything, why the fuck would they leave clues everywhere? That's not so super-secret like, now is it?

    The Military doesn't leave little clues as to where secret installations are. The CIA doesn't leave us clues as to what they're doing. When someone does something in secret, they do it in secret.
    The idea is that they put these symbols everywhere to get you accustomed to seeing them in things you like. And then I guess the next step is supposedly to take over the world (which apparently they already have) and then the symbolism implantation comes into effect somehow.

    I don't know, these conspiracy theorists don't really have their shit together.
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  27. Post #27
    Dole's Avatar
    December 2009
    995 Posts


    Also compare these next two pictures




    Uhh, they both have big tits, yet they are male?
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  28. Post #28
    I'M A SHAAARK!
    Lambeth's Avatar
    October 2009
    14,849 Posts
    I don't feel like I can trust anyone who has Boxxy as an avatar
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  29. Post #29
    creefer's Avatar
    May 2010
    495 Posts
    Yea don't you know Boxxy is illuminati?

    LOOK! AT ONE POINT IN THE GIF YOU CAN ONLY SEE ONE EYE

    go back to sleep america :colbert:
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    ExplodingGuy's Avatar
    December 2009
    7,517 Posts
    Uhh, they both have big tits, yet they are male?
    Baphomet was sometimes portrayed as a hermaphrodite. Lady Gaga is just the result of genetic science gone wrong.
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  31. Post #31
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    May 2008
    4,243 Posts
    At last a thread i like. Okay well, these conspiracy theories might sound insane but some of them are kind of real. Not sure about Illuminati but damn it's interesting.
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  32. Post #32
    NotEnuffBacon's Avatar
    June 2009
    7 Posts
    None of these things are in any way relevant to one another or successful in proving any sort of "conspiracy"

  33. Post #33
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    markg06's Avatar
    September 2006
    11,053 Posts
    Ask yourself this; if there was some super-secret all-powerful society out there controlling everything, why the fuck would they leave clues everywhere? That's not so super-secret like, now is it?

    The Military doesn't leave little clues as to where secret installations are. The CIA doesn't leave us clues as to what they're doing. When someone does something in secret, they do it in secret.
    And would they simply not make people disappear when people supposedly discover everything if they control the entire world and so on and so forth.

  34. Post #34
    Riutet's Avatar
    April 2010
    2,951 Posts
    I always enjoy reading conspiracy theories.

  35. Post #35
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    Kyle902's Avatar
    September 2008
    7,760 Posts
    My history teacher kept talking about them. He says there is a group of families who control the world, also known as the world order or some shit.
    In god we trust means in devil we trust. Bunch of bullshit but it was nice listening to him.

    EDIT:

    Ever asked yourself what is the pyramid on the 1$ bill?
    Its the all seeing eye.

    Wrong secret organization bro

  36. Post #36
    Sickle's Avatar
    November 2009
    6,600 Posts
    -snip-

  37. Post #37
    kayOkay's Avatar
    March 2010
    2,562 Posts
    If you want real Illuminati business, go play Deus ex.

  38. Post #38
    Mortson's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,035 Posts
    Number one:
    You have read too much Dan Brown.

    Number two:
    Associating Lady Gaga with the Illuminati is simply ridiculous.
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  39. Post #39
    PROFESSIONAL DICK INSPECTOR
    cornbread's Avatar
    November 2008
    2,417 Posts
    This is bullshit, stop being so damn gullible.
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  40. Post #40
    melindagreen's Avatar
    November 2009
    1,563 Posts
    My family is tied up in this enough... I have ties to this group, trust me I don't agree with their agendas but what can you do heh?

    The branches of the Illuminati are like that of root of a tree... Masons, bilderburgs, major religions, governments, etc.. all tie into the source at some point.
    Everything you do, say, type on the internet is at some point reviewed by a system, granted 90% of it is bullshit and tossed out so the system flags keywords and saves it for later analysis.

    "There are no accidents"
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