1. Post #1
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    kikka's Avatar
    September 2005
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    http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php

    This has to be the best Flash motocrossing game I've played. It has a level editor and lots of custom levels too.
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  2. Post #2
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    January 2005
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    Oh god lol this is hilarious!
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  3. Post #3
    tob
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    August 2005
    920 Posts
    Ha. Used the segway guy, and made him lose both his legs.
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  4. Post #4
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    September 2005
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    Protip: eject with the z button, grab on things with space, use arrow keys to move around, shift & ctrl to swing legs.
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  5. Post #5
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    July 2008
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    This is amazing
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  6. Post #6
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    May 2005
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    Hahahaha oh god this is hilarious. I played with that dude riding the bicycle (with the kid) and I finished the obstacle course after leaving the kid with the whole chair somewhere far behind and the guy riding the bike didn't have any arms.
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  7. Post #7
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    April 2007
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    The wheelchair guy can use a booster with space, and change its angle with shift/ctrl.
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  8. Post #8
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    May 2005
    15,843 Posts
    Okay, now I tried playing that hill map with the same bicycle guy and I drove to the part where there's those big wheels. The cyclist's head got separated from his body and was left only hanging on his spine while I was going down and shortly afterwards, the wheel completely crushed the kid, starting with his head and finishing with completely chopping off his legs.
    This is so messed up.
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  9. Post #9
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    April 2006
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    My wife's going to kill me.

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  10. Post #10
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    September 2008
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    This game is awesome, but is it supposed to be mute?
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  11. Post #11
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    May 2008
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    This is the best thing ever.
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  12. Post #12
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    December 2009
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    This is awesome. Much better than those other flash motocross and BMX games.

    Edited:

    I mean they don't even have dismemberment.
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  13. Post #13
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    June 2007
    2,215 Posts
    holy shit best game on the internet
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  14. Post #14
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    December 2009
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    Protip: On the first mission, choose the man and kid on the bike, and reverse when you start. The kid blows up and it rains blood.
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  15. Post #15
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    September 2005
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    Here's some fun missions to do:

    1. As the kid and dad, eject the kid and try to finish the level with him still with you.
    2. As the hambeast, get to the finish line with atleast one item in the basket.
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  16. Post #16
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    December 2009
    2,516 Posts
    I still haven't done the first mission. I'm having too much fun with the disturbling realistic gibs of the characters.
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  17. Post #17
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    January 2010
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    How do you unlock the other characters ? If there are any...
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  18. Post #18
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    July 2006
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    Hahahaha, this is brilliant!
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  19. Post #19
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    August 2009
    5,590 Posts
    How do you unlock the other characters ? If there are any...
    No other characters as of yet. The developer'll probably add more later.
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  20. Post #20
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    December 2009
    2,516 Posts
    If only there were more maps (I know there are ones created by others, but they kinda suck.
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  21. Post #21
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    July 2007
    42,032 Posts


    Episode 3 cancelled
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  22. Post #22
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    May 2006
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    As the bicycle guy I took the kid off the back and then ran him over until he was a blood mess...

    Gaming perfection.
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  23. Post #23
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    September 2009
    2,401 Posts
    fuck i was just about to make a gabe joke
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  24. Post #24
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    August 2008
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    hhhggggggggggg


    I jammed the deadly spike things.

    segways are dangerous


    I believe I can fly...


    ...sometimes
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  25. Post #25
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    May 2008
    4,854 Posts
    Goddammit I'm trying to eat a sandwich while playing this and I can't stop laughing.
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  26. Post #26
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    December 2007
    1,205 Posts
    This is too addictive.
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  27. Post #27
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    June 2008
    565 Posts


    ...Well shit.
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  28. Post #28
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    May 2009
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    Ahaha the kid flew into the air and landed on top of his dad, decapacitating him and exploding the kid.
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  29. Post #29
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    September 2009
    2,401 Posts
    Anybody else made their own map yet? I made a pretty good one but couldn't save it because I wasn't signed in v:frown:v
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  30. Post #30
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    June 2008
    3,086 Posts


    Oh god
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  31. Post #31
    tui
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    July 2009
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    Awesome
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  32. Post #32
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    November 2008
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    The kid fell when I was trying to get the red thing down and then I went to look and got impaled. And worst of all, I let go of my bike after I died and it crushed the poor kids head.
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  33. Post #33
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    September 2005
    1,374 Posts
    Made a new level called "Stop Drop 'n Roll", check it out.
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  34. Post #34
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    May 2008
    7,799 Posts
    it's ok guys I got this
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  35. Post #35
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    November 2008
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  36. Post #36
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    December 2006
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  37. Post #37
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    August 2005
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    if only i could register,i could have show you all my replay
    my guy was sticking on his bike only by his legs and survived a fall down a giant staircase

    Edited:

    registering is bugged
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  38. Post #38
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    January 2005
    2,884 Posts
    OH GOD the mine exploded and my body flew across the map, the arms then getting impaled on my pogostick


    This is a PERFECT game to play while you do stuff in Wurm Online :biggrin:
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  39. Post #39
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    May 2006
    14,997 Posts
    If you want to know how to kill the kid on the back without killing yourself when you're on the bike, just play the third level and reverse juuust a bit.
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  40. Post #40
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    September 2005
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    if only i could register,i could have show you all my replay
    my guy was sticking on his bike only by his legs and survived a fall down a giant staircase

    Edited:

    registering is bugged
    I think it shows a tiny text that says "Registration complete!" when you register, it's easy to miss.
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