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    Swim's Avatar
    March 2010
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    (AP) PLAINFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) - An 82-year-old woman who accidentally crashed her car through the front window of a southwest Michigan salon stuck around afterward for an appointment to get her hair done.

    Authorities said Marion Zock was parking her Ford Fusion on Thursday outside Classic Hair Design in Kent County's Plainfield Township, near Grand Rapids, when she stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    Two people were injured, including an employee who returned to work after treatment and a girl with a bruised arm.

    Zock told WOOD-TV her foot slipped from the brake. She's a regular customer and says she was "so embarrassed."

    Stylist Kristi Dochod told WWMT-TV the crash sounded like an explosion. The salon stayed open as the car was removed, and is open during repairs. Source
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    Saza's Avatar
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    Smashing!
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    September 2007
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    What a hairy situation!
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    Must have been a hair raising day!
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    February 2007
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    What a hairy situation!


    This pun makes me fringe

    ...

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    Nice save, Wonky.

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    Mavericks's Avatar
    July 2007
    205 Posts
    that must have been a harrowing situation

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    December 2007
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    I'll friggin' kill you Austin Powers!
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    Swim's Avatar
    March 2010
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    I'll friggin' kill you Austin Powers!
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    quoted so you cant fix it :smug:
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    March 2010
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    I'll friggin' kill you Austin Powers!
    Ban for not being Austin. :smug:

    Joking, but that'd be hilarious.
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    December 2006
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    OH YEEEAH, DO MY HAIR
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    November 2007
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    OH YEEEAH, DO MY HAIR
    Not really.

    Maybe if she crashed through a wall, it would have been appropriate.

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    Dennab
    January 2007
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    Looks like her ford fusion fused with the hair salon.

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    January 2009
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    I wish old people would just curl up and dye.
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    March 2005
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    I think that's pretty badass that the owner was like, "Oh, don't mind the car smashed through the entrance. Do you want a full perm or a short perm?"