1. Post #1
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    Jmir 54's Avatar
    October 2008
    4,475 Posts
    Oh god help me FP its just begging to be scratched, and it usually happens when I get out of the shower or something

    I may have jock itch on my ass or something because I use to have it(still kinda do) on my crotch.

    ahh I just wanna take a really piece of metal and burn the irritated skin off or just dump anti-itch powder on me.

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  2. Post #2
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    Wakka's Avatar
    November 2006
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    Make sure you wipe.
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    triFeral's Avatar
    May 2009
    4,030 Posts
    You have a rash.
    Treat that shit.
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  4. Post #4
    Dennab
    January 2008
    2,098 Posts
    Tear off the skin, pour salt in it and see if it works.
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    The Don's Avatar
    November 2009
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    Just keep scratching. It'll go away then.
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  6. Post #6
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    dvsilverwing's Avatar
    April 2006
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    Preparation H
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    SamPerson123's Avatar
    September 2007
    3,538 Posts
    Scratch it.
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  8. Post #8
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    Hunterdnrc's Avatar
    August 2008
    10,891 Posts
    It happens when I wear jeans, just take your pants off :smug:
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  9. Post #9
    Dennab
    December 2009
    3,302 Posts
    Thats great information we all need to know!

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    gameplaya89's Avatar
    August 2007
    1,295 Posts
    Stop dropping the soap. Stop getting butt-raped.
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    pie_is_good's Avatar
    January 2008
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    Stick an icepack between your ass-cheeks.
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    January 2008
    912 Posts
    It's because black people have diseases and you could have aids. I would get checked out.
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    BlazeFresh's Avatar
    September 2006
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    Google the symptoms
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    V-typ3's Avatar
    June 2007
    161 Posts
    u have an std
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    Relys's Avatar
    December 2006
    593 Posts
    I read an porno about this once.
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    I paid $5 and all I got was this shitty title
    Hendo's Avatar
    May 2008
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    make a thread about it
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    Abstrakt's Avatar
    July 2008
    1,242 Posts
    Use a back scratcher as a butt scratcher, they work wonders.
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  18. Post #18
    Kappa169's Avatar
    September 2009
    817 Posts
    shave your asshole get all the hair out
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    ~Pruney is my soulmate~
    Jobby's Avatar
    July 2007
    10,916 Posts
    Try dragging yourself along the carpet. That's what I do.
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    Goose's Avatar
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    Jobby knows best, if that doesn't work, smash glass on it. But don't mess up. Last guy who messed up...
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    J0E_SpRaY's Avatar
    October 2006
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    I give you three days to live.

    I'm so sorry.
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    MRTW113's Avatar
    March 2010
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    Mhm, mites
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    Mister B's Avatar
    August 2008
    3,295 Posts
    Ass cancer man.

    Have you sat on anything radioactive lately?
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  24. Post #24
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    silentjubjub's Avatar
    October 2007
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    My ass always itched during science class in 8th grade for some reason. :geno:
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  25. Post #25
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    June 2008
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    My ass always itched during science class in 8th grade for some reason. :geno:
    You sat in chemicals.
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