1. Post #1
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    February 2005
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    Whoa Kashi. Slow down.

    First you make a shitty-tasting cereal with a random mixture of questionably edible shapes, then you charge up the ass for a box of it, and you call us good friends?

    This is what it looks like out of the box.


    It's rodent feed. This explains why there's no picture of it on the box; if I knew that's what it looked like I wouldn't have bought it.

    Let's not forget the people on the box here. Nobody is that happy. Look at that smile. "Hippy-yay-hoo-ha! Let's have a diverse party where nobody drinks!" Bullshit. No Way. I don't buy it. No that guy is either fucking the shit out of that poor lady or he's coked up and ready to smile at just about anything. And he's fucking her hard.

    When's the last time you've seen a sober, happy 50 year old? Never. Once you turn 22 you realize that you have nothing to look forward to and you're going to die and life sucks and you're never happy again. Duh.

    I know these things. I'm an expert at friendship. Look at me and my friend. We're so happy.

    Suck it Kashi. Your bullshit graphics make me only want more burgers.
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  2. Post #2
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    March 2005
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    Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.
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  4. Post #4
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    November 2005
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    lol the cereal looks like chex mix thats gross
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    ok
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    That cereal really looks like it's made of 100% fiber
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  7. Post #7
    Dennab
    September 2007
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    You should totally go as Agent 47 on Halloween.
    And then assassinate the CEO of the cereal company
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    This is the real stuff.
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  9. Post #9
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    hey another thread made by you with a picture of you
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  10. Post #10
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    February 2005
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    You should totally go as Agent 47 on Halloween.
    And then assassinate the CEO of the cereal company
    Oh I get it 'cause I'm bald.
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    November 2005
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    also brown dudes with gray hair don't have weiners this is a clinical fact hth
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  12. Post #12
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    February 2005
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    hey another thread made by you with a picture of you
    Not my damn fault I'm so pretty.
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  13. Post #13
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    who would want twigs in their cereal?

    old people who don't get enough fiber, that's who.

  14. Post #14
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    February 2005
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    This cereal tastes like nothing. It's like eating crunchy.
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    This is the shit:



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    Once you turn 22 you realize that you have nothing to look forward to and you're going to die and life sucks and you're never happy again. Duh.
    WRONG!

    That's when you turn 40.
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    February 2005
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    WRONG!

    That's when you turn 40.
    Fuck your optimism right up it's proverbial ass.

    EDIT

    Sorry low blood sugar.
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    August 2009
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    This cereal tastes like nothing. It's like eating crunchy.


    ?

    Crunchy candy bar
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    Fuck your optimism right up it's proverbial ass.

    EDIT

    Sorry low blood sugar.
    That's because the 20s are the age when people have more sex than they ever did during their teenage years. How could that possibly be depressing?
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    Raisin Bran is the shit i dont give a fuck
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  21. Post #21
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    February 2005
    483 Posts


    ?

    Crunchy candy bar
    More like...
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  22. Post #22
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    seriously cpt. bald you can do better than this
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    August 2009
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    More like...
    [rocks]
    Damn, that's harsh. It's good for your colon though.

  24. Post #24
    Ordinos's Avatar
    August 2009
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    More like...
    i can make rock soup
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  25. Post #25
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    February 2005
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    seriously cpt. bald you can do better than this
    Your optimism and faith in me has inspired me to put more thought into future threads. Thank you, Egevened, for I shall use your motivation to drive all future works of mine. Bless you sir. I'll write your name on the bathroom wall next time I take a shit.
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    i can make rock soup
    And I can throw you a rock.
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    Your optimism and faith in me has inspired me to put more thought into future threads. Thank you, Egevened, for I shall use your motivation to drive all future works of mine. Bless you sir. I'll write your name on the bathroom wall next time I take a shit.
    honestly excuse me for insulting your work of art

    i'm all for trolling irrelevant sections but come on shit like this is not even funny
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  28. Post #28
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    December 2006
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    Do your friends call you Captain Bald or do they call you by your name?
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  29. Post #29
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    So who are those two on the front of the box? Just a random old couple? :raise:

  30. Post #30
    sevensins's Avatar
    July 2007
    264 Posts
    Do your friends call you Captain Bald or do they call you by your name?
    But his name is Captain Bald.
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    just putting that out there...
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    May 2007
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    Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.
    Lucky Charms are the best.
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  34. Post #34
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    August 2006
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    I stared at that picture for a good five minutes and thought, "How the fuck does someone pull off being bald that well?!"
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    January 2007
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    God
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  36. Post #36
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    January 2007
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    This looks awful.
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    September 2009
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    Another captain bald thread rejoyce!

  38. Post #38
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    July 2008
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    That box says it has twigs in it.

    What kind of friend would make me eat wood?!
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  39. Post #39
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    November 2009
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    Oh I get it 'cause I'm bald.
    Or just get the tattoo on your head.

    Frosted flakes is where it's at, everything else is inferior.
    It hardly even has any taste.


    Honey nut cheerios, broskee.

  40. Post #40
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    October 2005
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    I like chex cereal because it gets soggy fast. I like my cereal soggy and not crunchy.
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