1. Post #1
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    July 2005
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    CHILTON, Wis. A Wisconsin woman who tied up a cheating lover and glued his penis to his stomach said Tuesday that she didn't mean to hurt him and only overreacted because he had tried to contact her 12-year-old daughter.

    Therese A. Ziemann, 48, of Menasha, said she and three other women only meant to confront the married man about his cheating ways. Her decision to grab the bottle of nail glue from her makeup bag was "a stupid spur-of-the-minute decision," she said.

    "I had just found my daughter's number in his cell phone," she said outside a Calumet County courtroom. "It was just a warning from me to him, to stay away from the kids."

    Ziemann, her sister, another lover and the man's wife were all sentenced Tuesday to one year probation plus community service for their roles in the revenge plot. A judge also imposed and stayed jail sentences of 60 days for Ziemann and 30 days for the other three, meaning they would only serve the jail terms if they violate the conditions of their probation.

    Ziemann, a mother of six, acknowledged that she lured the 37-year-old man to a motel last July after the man's wife contacted her and told her he was seeing other women.

    First she tied the man up and blindfolded him under the guise of erotic play. Then she summoned the other three women with a text message, according to court documents.

    She told police she slapped the man in the face, cut off his underwear and used the glue to attach his penis to his stomach. The other three women arrived, and several berated and belittled the man. Eventually he worked his way out of his restraints and the women fled.

    The gluing caused the man "no permanent physical injury," said Calumet County district attorney Ken Kratz.

    The Associated Press is not naming the man or his wife to protect his identity as a victim of sexual assault.

    All four women were charged with being party to the crime of felony false imprisonment. Ziemann was also charged with misdemeanor counts of battery and fourth-degree sexual assault. She reached a plea deal in which she pleaded no contest to battery and a reduced charge of disorderly conduct.

    Her sister and the other lover also agreed to plead no contest to a lesser charge of misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

    Michelle M. Belliveau, 43, of Neenah, told the judge she was "extremely sorry" and apologized specifically to the victim.

    "We got caught up in something bad," she told him tearfully. Belliveau is Ziemann's sister.

    Wendy L. Sewell, 44, also apologized, saying she didn't mean for anyone to get hurt. She said she only meant to confront the man by catching him in his cheating ways.

    "I wanted to say what I got to say and leave and never look back," said Sewell, of Kaukauna.

    The felony charge against the wife was initially dismissed after the man told police she was in the motel room but didn't actively participate. But Kratz said he obtained jail telephone recordings made when the man was in custody on unrelated child-abuse charges. In the tapes, the man and wife collaborated on "concocting" her story, he said.

    So Kratz charged the 31-year-old wife with disorderly conduct. She pleaded no contest Tuesday and was also sentenced to probation and community service. She declined to comment before sentencing.

    The judge acknowledged a possible double-standard with the sentencing. If the incident involved a man who committed similar acts against an unwilling woman, that man would doubtless face prison time, Judge Donald Poppy said.

    But in this case the victim and his "bad behavior" were partly to blame, he said.

    The victim "started the ball rolling, philandering with others besides his wife, who was putting bread on the table and taking care of his children," the judge said.

    After the sentencing the victim and his wife walked out of the courtroom together. The man directed obscene gestures with each hand toward the handful of television cameras.

    Outside the courthouse, as he got into an SUV with his wife, he told The Associated Press he felt bad for all four women. He acknowledged that his own actions contributed to the situation, and he said he had no hard feelings toward any of them.

    Married Donessa Davis's womanising ways came to a sticky end when he was lured to a hotel room by one of his lovers with the promise of an illicit romp.

    His mistress Therese Ziemann tricked the 37-year-old into the meeting after his wife told her that he was seeing two other women.

    While Ziemann tied him up under the pretence of some erotic foreplay the other three women lay in wait.

    The 48-year-old mum-of-six then slapped Davis in the face, cut off his underwear and used nail glue to stick his member to his stomach.

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0eUN2yIrn

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    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/nationa...#ixzz0eXOtwAs2
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    I'm not sure what to make of this. Kinky bastards!
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  2. Post #2
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    That must of been a hard thing to do.
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    Talk about being in a sticky situation.
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    I guess you could say his cock was just too sticky...
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    :eek:
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    Caught white-handed.
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    What if we as a nation came to realize that the quest 4 empire eventually destroys all great nations
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    November 2006
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    I know a guy who threw a broom at his wife's feet and told her to clean.
    He was charged with assault, she divorced him, he lost custody of the kids and lost the house.

    A woman can do semi-permanent damage to her husband and get off practically scott free?
    Just because he wanted to see his child?

    Unbelievable!
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    Should have done it while it was erect so when it tried to go flaccid it couldn't.
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    What if we as a nation came to realize that the quest 4 empire eventually destroys all great nations
    sloppy_joes's Avatar
    November 2006
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    I guess you could say his cock was just too sticky...
    That doesn't even make sense.
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    looks like they will be geting some hard time ok
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    Worst dick puns, ever, in this thread so far.
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    June 2007
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    I bet he was glad to get that off his chest.
    :smug:
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  13. Post #13
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    those women are a bunch of dicks
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    Identity's Avatar
    August 2009
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    -insert witty penis humor here-

    Guess you could say those girls really stuck it to him.
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    lol u said penis
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    Looks like someone got tricked into thinking he was going to have sex then had his wang glued to his stomach.

    That's a joke right?

  17. Post #17
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    January 2008
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    HAHAHA.

    And we're all supposed to be "equal!" How cute!
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  18. Post #18
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    ITT: men create the hypothesis that women have it easy compared to men.

    Analysis? Grandiose delusion.
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    Looks like he got shafted
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    What the fuck were they thinking pulling that shit anyway. What is this, an episode of Oprah meets Intervention? And I don't mean the gluing, I mean the idiotic confrontation itself.

  21. Post #21
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    Guess he was a bit to attached to his Penis
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    April 2009
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    huh

  23. Post #23
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    ITT: men create the hypothesis that women have it easy compared to men.

    Analysis? Grandiose delusion.
    You know just as well that if it was four guys on one woman the outcome would have been completley different.
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    If it was a guy glueing a cheating chicks tits together with his friends, they would burn in hell for rape
    or sexual assault

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    What a crazy bitch.

  26. Post #26
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    You know just as well that if it was four guys on one woman the outcome would have been completley different.
    Four guys sentenced for 20 years for rape and aggravated assault, and a news story with a picture of a crying woman.
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    Women can do such horrible shit and get away with it...

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    Women can do such horrible shit and get away with it...
    ...yet they have the nerve to say we live in a sexist world.
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    ...yet they have the nerve to say we live in a sexist world.
    Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
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    January 2007
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    I know a guy who threw a broom at his wife's feet and told her to clean.
    He was charged with assault, she divorced him, he lost custody of the kids and lost the house.

    A woman can do semi-permanent damage to her husband and get off practically scott free?
    Just because he wanted to see his child?

    Unbelievable!
    What the hell is "semi-permanent" damage???

  31. Post #31
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    November 2005
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    What the hell is "semi-permanent" damage???
    A Half Life.

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    A Half Life.
    :rimshot:

  33. Post #33
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    October 2005
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    "Acknowledged a possible double standard"

    my ass, it IS a double standard

  34. Post #34
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    October 2005
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    I guess you could say he's likes the premature ones.

    I also guess you could say he's mad Krazy.

    You could also say he's quite stuck on himself.

    These puns are really bad and I'm going to hell.
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  35. Post #35
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    January 2010
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    He should stop STICKING it out..
    Im going to hell too ain't i?

  36. Post #36
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    June 2009
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    He should stop STICKING it out..
    Im going to hell too ain't i?
    that's the stupidest thing ive ever read i hope you die

  37. Post #37
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    Dennab
    January 2006
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    You know just as well that if it was four guys on one woman the outcome would have been completley different.
    the crime would be completely different

    you're being extremely shallow
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    January 2006
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    poor Elmer, getting his dick stuck to his stomach.

  39. Post #39
    Mr Drover's Avatar
    December 2009
    1,530 Posts
    Should have done it while it was erect so when it tried to go flaccid it couldn't.
    :eek: I should do that and leave it there for a few days.

    I'll have a dick that's six inches flaccid and twelve inches erect!